He also loves his car.

And sometimes a car picks a driver with a crazy-jealous sword. Sequel to "My Other Car Is A...."

Teen Wolf/SGA team-fic, with Lydia being awesome. “This is a terrible idea,” Stiles tells the room again. “You’ll all be sorry when Derek pushes me off a cliff.”

Slytherin Tony and Ravenclaw Bruce are assigned to be Potions lab partners in 7th year. They just want to win Slughorn's prize, but things get very strange, very quickly. And Tom Riddle sucks.

"Cordelia's been in the game long enough that she can spot a secret identity from a mile away."

"This is how you talk to women?" says Hardison from the peanut gallery. "Really?"

Fighters and Sacrifices.

Their luck is running just about average.

It's like this. I was warning folks that I hadn't yet watched the last handful of eppies for FMA, and that if anyone spoiled me, they'd have to die loud and painful. So of course people decided to "spoil" me. Like how, in ep 51, Roy gets his WINGS and Ed is stabbed with SCARY GREEN ICE STUFF, and Seifer CRIES. Yes. Yes, it's FF8. DIE, PEOPLE. *hearts*

This story starts, as many of the greatest stories in history do, with a talking frog.