Continent hopping scrambled her time sense for days but Faith guessed that the night was still young as she swung, loose hipped and grinning, out of the London club. Leavin' early. Gettin' old, she thought. Or the Watcher's rubbing off on me.

The first time Dean volunteered to do the sex ritual, John had raised his eyebrows and said, "Have fun." He probably should have felt a little guilty, foisting off the deed, but Dean was just asking for it.

General crack inspired by a comment beteween [info]apetslife and [info]wax_jism in a Mikey Way birthday picspam, once again teaching that inspiration can be found pretty much anywhere. I went off Addams Family Values and tried for the best grown-up Wednesday I could [see previous entry for more]. Writing the boys is still a work in progress, as always.

Now let us take a moment to imagine Adam Lambert meeting Gerard Way -- HOSHIT, IN DRAG.

Our favorite 18-going on-55 Mormon on Bravo's hit reality show Project Runway dropped a bombshell during last night's episode: he's colorblind.

Cook will later say, "I think destiny was the only force in the universe random enough to bring the two of us together." Loveless AU.

Spencer is turned into a girl. Brendon does not handle this well. Dean thinks he knows what's going on and Sam thinks Spencer is too young for Dean (he's right). Supernatural/Panic at the Disco cross-over.

After the Enterprise has a successful first contact with the planet Krypton, they bring aboard Ambassador Kal-El and his son Kon-El. Captain Kirk becomes quite fond of the young man who reminds him of himself, so when Kon-El falls hard for Lieutenant Timothy Drake, he enlists his bondmate's assistance in getting the two together. But various factors make this easier said than done...

or a prompt at [info]st_xi_kink : Firefly crossover, pre-series. Tween!Chekov and River, at the Academy. As childish and Toy Ship-y as two mentally fun child prodigies can get together. And River's bare feet. (Come on, this is Firefly. There has to be an inordinate amount of focus on Summer Glau's feet.)

The final Glee competition has a special surprise, but really, who thinks they can keep a surprise from an auditorium full of high schoolers?

Dear Kurt Hummel, it is with Glee and Cheer that we invite you to share a special day in our lives and join us for the Class Reunion of McKinley High for the year 2011!

Drabble: Xander and his family move to a new town. Anythings better the the hellmouth. Right?

"Is that why you were so rude to me when I called? You wanted the chance to diagnose me?" "Well, yeah," House said. "I read your book, and caught you on one of those morning shows, when I was stuck in Baltimore last year. AS came to mind immediately. That, or extreme geek syndrome." He looked past her, through the glass walls of his office. "I didn't know that you would come with your own armed guard." "He won't let me get a gun," Brennan said bitterly, just as the door opened behind them.

Try as he might, he still can't get inside Spock's head.

Sequel to "Rich Man's Darling." -- Luthor said warmly. "I'll make it worth your while." He rose from his chair and brought the baby over to Chase. "Clark's been devouring parenting books at a prodigious rate. He thinks Conner should have a well-baby check, and he didn't care for the doctor I originally suggested. Toby's wonderfully discreet, but he really does make a better emergency field medic than he does a pediatrician."

"Think of it as an exercise in interhouse relations," Eames says, slinging an arm around Arthur's shoulders. "We could share secrets! And braid each other's hair! And do, I don't know, trust falls." Hogwarts!AU.

Eames is a major Doctor Who fanboy. Arthur is clueless.

The Full Metal Alchemist, of course, accepted his assignment with all the gravity due his station.

Anywho, have three drabbles. Whoever is deciding to expand this 'verse into an actual fic, you can either use these or you can ignore them and make up your own canon, I have no qualms with either. Enjoy reading.

“I don’t do Vegas,” Hardison said firmly.

“Hello, Kurt,” The man who addressed him was sitting in a wheelchair and had kind eyes that seemed to pierce him. His voice had a calming timbre and he had an aura of authority around him. “My name is Charles Xavier.”

“The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.” William Arthur Ward

Alec isn't sure if he's an angel or a mutant

It was just Shawn’s luck that Eliot was spotted by the one guy on the Santa Barbara PD who frequently checked the International Most Wanted List. - Leverage/Psych crossover.

Shawn and Gus are stumped on a robbery case so Shawn calls the best thief in the family for advice.

One server room, two hackers and a building full of guards. Leverage/Losers crossover.

It's just another day in the secret base, and PrincessForce are dealing with internal conflicts, an intruder, a prince in need of rescue and a misplaced rabbit.

The plan goes skewed halfway, though, because a girl a little smaller and a little younger than Jo herself shows up at the door of the cabin and starts going at the Rawheads with a bowie knife and a handheld taser. It's like watching the Terminator or something; this girl doesn't even hesitate.

They haven't exactly met in linear order, Neal and the Doctor, but sometimes that makes for the best kind of friendship.

Neal knows a very sad story about a thief and a sailor. Peter's still stuck on pirates.

Her reply was one of boredom. “So don’t get caught!”

They send Azrael to fetch him because he will not listen to anyone else.

Maggie couldn’t believe her eyes. “Elizabeth? Elizabeth Burke?”

Fourth Year Toph Bei Fong holds the record for the most detentions served by a single student in five hundred years of Hogwarts's illustrious history. She has a tattoo, regularly gets illegal paraphernalia from Hogsmeade, and is proud of being the reason for every last one of McGonagall's gray hairs. She's also the single most hated person in the whole school.

Fifty one-sentence chunks of an Avatar/FMA crossover. Basic idea is that after some implied (non-canon) craziness in Amestris, Ed and restored!Al find themselves lost in a desert, under stars they don't recognize and with only the vaguest memories of how they got there.

"Hey, the Charger was pretty unsalvageable down in that Mexican tunnel. How’s Brian driving a brand new one in the rescue scene?" Cue khaleesian, crickets chirping. kadymae rolls her eyes. "Who do we know who has a pretty well-stocked salvage yard?"

Darren looks at Chris a little helplessly. “I think I could name, maybe, two people who have won American Idol. And that’s only because we’ve covered them on Glee.” “Oh.” Chris frowns slight before perking up once more. “Well, he’s super cute and religious but not like, over the top about it. He wouldn’t swear so he kept saying Gosh and Darn on the show.” “And you had a crush.” Darren finishes, smiling at Chris. “Ohhh, you get to flirt with your teenage crush!” Now he’s bouncing up and down on the couch. “This is fabulous!”

They’d met years ago, years before Jensen joined the Losers.

This is just how Ashton's luck runs.

They meet again.

Spoony is offered some help in the inevitable fight against the Black Lantern Spoony...but is he willing to accept it?

Written for the kink meme - I'd love to see an AU of His Dark Materials and it would be interesting to see what Dæmons the reviewers might have. I can go into detail as to the various reasons I gave various reviewers the daemons I did, if you would so wish for me to do so.

"There are a lot of things John hates about his job."

"This season of Project Runway becomes infamous for reasons beyond the quirks of the designers, Matt P.'s ousting, Pete's apparently crippling co-dependence on Patrick, and the rumored trysts between Mikey and Pete spawned by their formation of the Sweet Little Dudes Club (and the resulting matching t-shirts)."

"This is totally worse than the time they didn't tell me Cadbury chocolate is so much better here because they wanted to keep it all for themselves, the assholes. Flying broomsticks."

And then Hardison clicks to the next slide. "Of course, now the company had been bought by the Wayne Enterprises," he says slowly and pointedly, and all the others suddenly sit up, the focus of their attention shifting and narrowing. "No," Sophie says. Eliot nods once, sharply, and Parker does a rather good impression of one of those boggling-head-dolls, agreeing completely.

This story starts, as many of the greatest stories in history do, with a talking frog. You could argue that it starts sometime before that, with a vampire that's been turned into a puppet. According to Eliot, the word again should be tagged onto the end of that sentence. Or you could argue that it starts with that said puppet walking into a bar.

The Darkness does not mix well with paradox space, nor does Craft mesh smoothly with the game mechanics of Sburb. Jade Harley makes plans to keep her friends safe despite the coming alteration of the natural laws they've relied on all their lives.

Pepper is BFFs with one of Neal Caffrey’s aliases because ~art luv~ and they meet and hijinks with Extremis and theft.

Ten facts about three Hogwarts students.