It was the longest Sorting in recent Hogwarts history.

Why do you think Esset never infiltrated China?

Continent hopping scrambled her time sense for days but Faith guessed that the night was still young as she swung, loose hipped and grinning, out of the London club. Leavin' early. Gettin' old, she thought. Or the Watcher's rubbing off on me.

The first time Dean volunteered to do the sex ritual, John had raised his eyebrows and said, "Have fun." He probably should have felt a little guilty, foisting off the deed, but Dean was just asking for it.

Peter learns a lot from Professor McCoy.

General crack inspired by a comment beteween [info]apetslife and [info]wax_jism in a Mikey Way birthday picspam, once again teaching that inspiration can be found pretty much anywhere. I went off Addams Family Values and tried for the best grown-up Wednesday I could [see previous entry for more]. Writing the boys is still a work in progress, as always.

Now let us take a moment to imagine Adam Lambert meeting Gerard Way -- HOSHIT, IN DRAG.

A response to the TTH Challenge 1191: Scooby Vamped. This story is No. 8 in the series "Tales of the LSH (Legion of Sunnydale Heroes)".

An explanion of the scene where the Scoobies meet Joyce's surgeon.

My Chemical Romance has a crazy stalker fan -- the kind of crazy only someplace like Gotham City could spawn -- who targets Bob. There is danger, rescue, and eventually group hugs.

There are a lot of things John hates about his job. But most of all, John hates debriefing Major Bryar's gate team.

Drabble: Xander and his family move to a new town. Anythings better the the hellmouth. Right?

Harry Potter requests the help of the Watcher's Council in their little war.

None of the ascended had ever considered the repercussions of going back to visit – especially not the possibility of pregnancy. (Sentinel/Stargate Atlantis)

Gregor was fairly certain that Duncan would have mentioned it if he'd loaned him a cabin that came with a wolf. Only fairly certain, however. He could easily think of three reasons Duncan might not have told him--distraction, haste, someone else's secret--and none of them mattered right now. The wolf was badly hurt.

Cas finds God.

B:tVS, Stargate Atlantis. Rodney was seldom impressed with other people's work at the best of times, and today's roster of prospective additions to the science team seemed to have been specially chosen to send his blood pressure through the roof. 2000 words.

Justice League xover! Sam and Dean figure people will trust costumed demon hunters more than two young guys on the road.

...To becoming a Superhero. SPN/Justice League

Jamie is visited by an old friend.

Tim walked out of a bar and into insanity.

Eames is a major Doctor Who fanboy. Arthur is clueless.

The Full Metal Alchemist, of course, accepted his assignment with all the gravity due his station.

In which Quinn receives some unexpected news and a country to govern, Kurt doesn’t receive any kind of ceremonial hat, and being a monarch turns out to be nothing like Hamlet.

“For reasons that haven't been fully explained to me, Bruce Wayne has apparently decided to fund this next mission out of the goodness of his own heart. You get new toys to play with.”

Anywho, have three drabbles. Whoever is deciding to expand this 'verse into an actual fic, you can either use these or you can ignore them and make up your own canon, I have no qualms with either. Enjoy reading.

An SGA/Ace of Cakes crossover

Teyla punishes John and Rodney for horsing around in the kitchen by forcing them to carry buckets.

Alec isn't sure if he's an angel or a mutant

Close encounters of the FBI kind.

Now, the man is looking at him with a curl to one side of his mouth that might be a smile. "I'm Nick Fury," he says. "Director of S.H.I.E.L.D." There's a pause, and Alec tries to think of something smartass to say, but he's got nothin'. S.H.I.E.L.D. It's like the frickin' Death Star, and not the one with the whoops-blow-up button, but the fully armed and operational battle station. He swallows.

“I don’t do Vegas,” Hardison said firmly.

Hardison whistled under his breath and leaned closer. “I am all about the Monets and the Manets and all of that, but this? This is what I call art.”

When the Leverage team decides to take down Vaughn Wilson, they don't realize that he's dealing in something a lot worse than heroin and assault rifles, or that Eliot's old boss has his eye on Wilson too. Things can go wrong in a hurry when whether you're a Loser or just providing a little leverage, but with Eliot's life on the line, his past and his present had better work together fast, or Eliot's future won't last longer than tonight.

When the Russian mob starts to take over the Boston underworld there are two ways to handle the situation; the way of the gun, or the way of the con. Or, a little bit of both.

One server room, two hackers and a building full of guards. Leverage/Losers crossover.

It was just Shawn’s luck that Eliot was spotted by the one guy on the Santa Barbara PD who frequently checked the International Most Wanted List. - Leverage/Psych crossover.

“The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.” William Arthur Ward

In response to the prompt The Losers/Leverage, Jensen & Hardison, dance break.

Eliot's doing hinky stuff in Pakistan, only it's not Pakistan. Ronon's adorably excited. John's missing something, Woolsey's clueless and Rodney's horrified. "Do you have ANY idea what that man can do with a lemon?" oneshot SGA/LEV crossover

Pretty much everything gets tossed into the metamorphical back room of a facility like Delta Vega.

It was just another hex.

The plan goes skewed halfway, though, because a girl a little smaller and a little younger than Jo herself shows up at the door of the cabin and starts going at the Rawheads with a bowie knife and a handheld taser. It's like watching the Terminator or something; this girl doesn't even hesitate.

"This seems like a really bad idea," the boy says, eyeing his tea.

Reeling from his own setback, Roy takes the time to advise a strange golden-eyed kid in a bar...

Arinye wanted a Stargate SG1/Avatar xover. I've only watched the first few seasons of Stargate so... this takes place in season 2 of Stargate and Season 3 of Avatar. :)

Her reply was one of boredom. “So don’t get caught!”

Neal knows a very sad story about a thief and a sailor. Peter's still stuck on pirates.

They haven't exactly met in linear order, Neal and the Doctor, but sometimes that makes for the best kind of friendship.

"This is how you talk to women?" says Hardison from the peanut gallery. "Really?"