"gays are wizards!"

The first time Adam met Spencer Smith, he tried to stab Adam in the back with a stake.

Now let us take a moment to imagine Adam Lambert meeting Gerard Way -- HOSHIT, IN DRAG.

He's a rock star, she's a superhero. They fight demons! (crossover with Buffy)

Our favorite 18-going on-55 Mormon on Bravo's hit reality show Project Runway dropped a bombshell during last night's episode: he's colorblind.

Cook will later say, "I think destiny was the only force in the universe random enough to bring the two of us together." Loveless AU.

The final Glee competition has a special surprise, but really, who thinks they can keep a surprise from an auditorium full of high schoolers?

Weirdly, the guy is looking thrown as well, as if Kris could possibly inspire that same sort of first impression in a creature like this. "Hi," the guy says after a beat, smile returning. "I'm Adam."

In which Gerard Way takes a stand against discrimination, Adam Lambert discovers the importance of dice, Kris Allen is not kidnapped against his will, and the folks at 19E learn to love the stage!(?)gay. Welcome to the Zombies Ate Your Idols tour, 2010!

Be careful what you wish for.

More [info]help_haiti fic! [info]daemonicangel asked for some crossover Kris Allen - Jared Padalecki interaction, and when she said it didn't have to be porny or romantic, I took her at her word. There's a truckload of flirtation, but it doesn't quite go there as far as Jared/Kris is concerned. There is, however, manhandling, which is as it should be when someone of Jared's size meets someone of Kris's size, as far as I'm concerned. :D Plus, there's Jensen, because...well, there just is. And a little Misha.

So even if Paris is a queen bitch diva who totally left him hanging at an absolutely terrible time and barely apologized for it, he's still Johnny's best friend, which means when he calls Johnny and begs him to chaperone – like he's some sort of middle-aged crocs-wearing skating mom, God – a night out in Chelsea, he can't really say no.

"So what's the problem?" Elizabeth asked. "They won't talk to us unless we sing first," John said.

Adam is fused into the DCU. In times past he met and befriended Superboy, and in the days following Superboy's death in Infinite Crisis, Adam is asked to sing at the funeral. There he meets Robin, and together they undertake the grieving process.

Gild didn't recoil, just cocked his head to one side again. "Be nice, you," Adam said; Gild didn't say anything, just gave a loud, high-pitched shrill that made Pyri flatten her ears against her head, and then he turned and paced stately over to leap up onto Adam's bed, long tail gleaming behind him. (For the blackdress_adam crossover, a fusion with His Dark Materials.)

Even other glittery aliens are attracted to Adam

Three guys meet in a bar. Two of them need to break a curse. One of them is about to get very lucky indeed

Eames keeps planning jobs that involve Adam Lambert. Arthur keeps going along with it.

Civil war comes to Valdemar. But first, two boys meet on the road. Heralds of Valdemar AU

This is not your typical SGC mission. No, not even for SG-1.

Darren looks at Chris a little helplessly. “I think I could name, maybe, two people who have won American Idol. And that’s only because we’ve covered them on Glee.” “Oh.” Chris frowns slight before perking up once more. “Well, he’s super cute and religious but not like, over the top about it. He wouldn’t swear so he kept saying Gosh and Darn on the show.” “And you had a crush.” Darren finishes, smiling at Chris. “Ohhh, you get to flirt with your teenage crush!” Now he’s bouncing up and down on the couch. “This is fabulous!”

"So what's the problem?" Elizabeth asked. "They won't talk to us unless we sing first," John said.

I was saying something on Twitter about how much easier it is to write really dirty-hot fic when Adam Lambert is involved, because while, eg, fanon!Ryan Ross may think he's a sex god, fanon!Adam actually is. ... and then someone said something about Adam/RyRo, and this happened.

"So what's the problem?" Elizabeth asked. "They won't talk to us unless we sing first," John said.