Eliot stalks Methos a little. A collection of weird drabbles. Probably with more to come.

"He's a collector," Neal said. // "Just don't get into trouble while we're gone," Nate said.

Neal stuck his hand in his pocket and came to stand next to him, looking out at the New York night. "It doesn't have to be complicated."

Eliot stalks Methos a little. A collection of weird drabbles. Probably with more to come.

Close encounters of the FBI kind.

Now, the man is looking at him with a curl to one side of his mouth that might be a smile. "I'm Nick Fury," he says. "Director of S.H.I.E.L.D." There's a pause, and Alec tries to think of something smartass to say, but he's got nothin'. S.H.I.E.L.D. It's like the frickin' Death Star, and not the one with the whoops-blow-up button, but the fully armed and operational battle station. He swallows.

“I don’t do Vegas,” Hardison said firmly.

Hardison whistled under his breath and leaned closer. “I am all about the Monets and the Manets and all of that, but this? This is what I call art.”

"Spencer!" Lassy shouted over the din of the bullpen. Shawn grinned. He bet his most favoritest Head Detective had just found the 'surprise' that an 'anonymous admirer' had left on his desk earlier.

YOu know these teams would so be able to take over the world together.

It's three o'clock in the morning, and Parker has something she wants to talk to Clay about.

When the Leverage team decides to take down Vaughn Wilson, they don't realize that he's dealing in something a lot worse than heroin and assault rifles, or that Eliot's old boss has his eye on Wilson too. Things can go wrong in a hurry when whether you're a Loser or just providing a little leverage, but with Eliot's life on the line, his past and his present had better work together fast, or Eliot's future won't last longer than tonight.

When the Russian mob starts to take over the Boston underworld there are two ways to handle the situation; the way of the gun, or the way of the con. Or, a little bit of both.

One server room, two hackers and a building full of guards. Leverage/Losers crossover.

"The fellow whose job I'm taking, will he show me the ropes?" "Maybe - if you're in touch with the spirit world."

It was just Shawn’s luck that Eliot was spotted by the one guy on the Santa Barbara PD who frequently checked the International Most Wanted List. - Leverage/Psych crossover.

The team is a man short for a job, luckily Eliot has someone he can call, even if he doesn’t like it. His cousin, psychic detective Shawn Spencer

Kurt meets the new substitute PE teacher.

Eliot's injuries catch up with him after the 'The First David Job'

It’s the challenge that gets her off really, the chance to steal the unstealable, to break into the unbreakintoable facility. And never in the world has a challenge existed like Tony Stark, who likes his women ‘available’ and not too bright, his scotch aged and over ice, and his home safe and mostly secure. It was inevitable really.

Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Revenge. Giants. Monsters. Chases. Escapes. True love. Miracles. And Team Leverage.

Logan saw him from a distance the first time, running like he was being chased even though there wasn't another out of place scent for as far as his senses reached.

Alec isn't sure if he's an angel or a mutant

“The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.” William Arthur Ward

I'm glad it turned out like this, it's better this way

Just a bit of silly fluff in the "walk into a bar" vein.

In response to the prompt The Losers/Leverage, Jensen & Hardison, dance break.

Eliot's doing hinky stuff in Pakistan, only it's not Pakistan. Ronon's adorably excited. John's missing something, Woolsey's clueless and Rodney's horrified. "Do you have ANY idea what that man can do with a lemon?" oneshot SGA/LEV crossover

Shawn and Gus are stumped on a robbery case so Shawn calls the best thief in the family for advice.

"This is how you talk to women?" says Hardison from the peanut gallery. "Really?"

Maggie couldn’t believe her eyes. “Elizabeth? Elizabeth Burke?”

They send Azrael to fetch him because he will not listen to anyone else.

Her reply was one of boredom. “So don’t get caught!”

Parker accidentally turns everyone into children except Eliot.

Eliot Spencer walks into a bar and meets...Teyla Emmagan

Back when all he had was their names and a list of suspected crimes a mile long, Nate had played a guessing game with himself. Knowing those forms would tell him a lot. For a comment_fic prompt for a Dark Materials AU - they all have daemons.

"All right," Nate says, and smacks his hands together. "Let's go steal a con artist."

In which Dean breaks into the Leverage headquarters, Hardison is concerned, and Eliot doesn't want to talk about it. Supernatural/Leverage crossover.

Neal didn't owe many people favors.

For [info]tigriswolf's [info]comment_fic prompt "Inception/Leverage, Eliot&Arthur, it's been awhile since Eliot saw his little brother" (theme was 'Prompt is the first line')

Neal needs a favor, and calls a friend of a friend.

They’d met years ago, years before Jensen joined the Losers.

A funny thing happened one time in Hellsville. Or how Eliot learned to keep calm and not punch ghosts.

Three times Eliot meets Eames, two he sees Arthur, and once he runs into them both.

"'I won this all expenses paid vacation to scenic nowhere because you need a hacker," says Alec, talking before he realizes what he's saying, but when he listens to himself, it's pretty obvious. The corner of Fury's mouth curls up again, and Alec admires abstractly the way he manages to make it creepy as fuck while fighting the urge to try to sidle out of its range."

"Incredibly, chance does seem to bend itself to his bizarre mechinations..." "That's his superpower."