Despite being accompanied to the Pegasus Galaxy by a ridiculously hot one-eyed man, Rodney had been home for nearly two weeks without getting laid.

Rodney wakes up to an unexpected morning after. Rodney/Xander SLASH

A spell meant to help goes horribly wrong. Xander is left to deal with the consequences. He must succeed or die trying. Series will have angst, dark situations, violence, character deaths, and slash. Created solely to feed the need for more Xander/Rodney.