The Full Metal Alchemist, of course, accepted his assignment with all the gravity due his station.

A story about not!Russians, the Atlantis Hockey League, accidental offworld marriages (of course) and the intergalactic sex appeal of the mullet.

This is what I'm telling myself happens next until proven otherwise.

The Leverage team gets called in to find and help someone caught between something he doesn't think he's earned and something no one deserves.

Alec Hardison had given a lot of thought to how he would die. Death by cop. Thrown into the darkest hole Guantanamo Bay possessed. Heart attack from a lifetime diet of hot pockets and orange-colored chemicals. He hadn't considered adding death by weather-inflicted man-eating-sharks to the list. (Or: Interspersed by media accounts of the incident, the tale of the Leverage team vs. Sharknado.)