John stood still, kept his hands visible. He remembered a lot, just hadn’t had to practice any of it recently. He knew most people squirmed under the FBI’s regard, and talked way more than they should. So he just stood there and waited for Special Agent Bilkins to tell him why the hell he’d come surfside.

A Point Break/The Fast and the Furious crossover romance with a sexuality crisis, surfing, a vaguely self-insertish OFC, and lots of beer and sex. Johnny Utah/Brian O'Conner.