Another Halloween Xander fic - but from a galaxy far, far away.

I just got the urge to write Cordelia Chase into Cycle 9 of America's Next Top Model. Yes. One drabble for each episode. I'm counting down the days until September 19.

London, 1981. Rupert Giles and Ethan Rayne may not be wizards, but they thought they understood magic -- until the night they saw a glowing green skull in the sky above a quiet London street. Now they're caught up in a civil war in a world they never imagined existed. But can their "Muggle" magic really win the war? And for which side? Chapter 1: Giles and Ethan leave a party and end up somewhere unexpected.

Continent hopping scrambled her time sense for days but Faith guessed that the night was still young as she swung, loose hipped and grinning, out of the London club. Leavin' early. Gettin' old, she thought. Or the Watcher's rubbing off on me.

Shortly prior to his fall, Voldemort decides it is wise to have a back-up plan lest something (Ha! As if, thinks he) happen to him. So, he decides on getting an Heir. He picks a witch - who isn't happy about it - and announces she's going to carry his squirt. This is where things go downhill - Voldemort goes to the Potters and doesn't return, so what happens to the witch...?

When living with 15 teenage girls Pete Wentz being a whiny emo is not helpful.

What happens after the world ends? It begins again.

A place where damaged toys can relax and recuperate, and their owners can get acquainted. Threats of violence.

Response to the Mini Scoobs in Space Challenge by littleoldme. Some yuckiness in the beginning.

A series of ficlets dealing with various people(and things(allthough the things are allso people)) when they were under twelve. Multiple crossovers, no pairings except in the purely platonic/awwww arn't they cute together sense

House ends up with a very interesting patient, much to his amusement and his staff's lament. But honestly, how does one diagnose a vampire?

An unexpectedly troublesome vampire banishes Buffy, Willow, Xander, and Spike away from Sunnydale and into new lives. Will Willow be able to convince them that they aren't the five-year-old siblings of various Hogwarts students before it's too late?

Xander gets pointers on how to do it standing up… comedy, stand-up comedy, geesh people, get your minds out of the gutter ;). Fic-a-thon entry for Pixiestyxs.

Her crew doesn't know that Serenity's new passenger, a carpenter with an 'unusual upbringing', is a relic from the past. And Xander's not looking for trouble. Then again, neither are they. Not usually, leastwise. It just tends to come calling anyway. Gen.

Jack O’Neill’s clone, despite almost fifty years of life experience, still manages to get sent to the principal's office on his first week at Sunnydale High. And no, he doesn't believe there are vampires there.

BTVS/DCAU Crossover Summary: Post S7. Buffy and Xander head to Gotham to help out AI with some of the evil lawyers – oh, and do some shopping. They run into Batman and his crew. Wackiness, of course, ensues.

What, exactly, is Xander cleaning the guns with? And why?

Xander and Andrew introduce Neo to the wonders of The Tick.

Early Edition/Stargate/Highlander/Etc. Crossover Summary: Giles’ day started with a distinct lack of pants. It only got worse from there.

Naruto Crossover Summary: Willow has frog fear - that extends to toads, unfortunately.

A response to the TTH Challenge 1191: Scooby Vamped. This story is No. 8 in the series "Tales of the LSH (Legion of Sunnydale Heroes)".

An explanion of the scene where the Scoobies meet Joyce's surgeon.

What if Xander wore a different costume at Halloween? A Short Story collection of different answers.

Drabble: Xander and his family move to a new town. Anythings better the the hellmouth. Right?

What if... Cordelia dumped Xander on Valentine's Day and the Patron saint of scorned Males fullfilles Xander's wish, with consequences far beyond imagination.

TtH Drabbles.

This is my TtH100 Xander in Smallville. *warning* Has implied Slash and will be slash later. high rating for later chapters.

AU. Xander’s possessions left him with more than just memories. From the hyena he got the senses, from the soldier he got the spikes. He searches for help in Cascade.

When the Balance is destroyed, the Powers decide to send their champions and demon hunters to other worlds. This could be why vampires have rights and Connor is back in High School.

COMPLETE: An escaped Goa'uld, and rather sadistic Powers to Be, bring Xander out of the dubious security of his quaint little demon filled world, and into a not so quaint alien filled star system.

Willow, Faith, and Xander find wishing while drunk can be detrimental to your health.

In which Xander hates being the bearer of bad news, Bobby hates uninvited guests, Dean hates witches, and Sam should have known better than to use that word.

Harry Potter requests the help of the Watcher's Council in their little war.

Jack hates it when missions go wrong. Having a vampire with a couple of civvies show up after a wormhole/portal disaster is just the icing on the cake.

My response to the "10 Things That Never Happened" challenge

Gregor was fairly certain that Duncan would have mentioned it if he'd loaned him a cabin that came with a wolf. Only fairly certain, however. He could easily think of three reasons Duncan might not have told him--distraction, haste, someone else's secret--and none of them mattered right now. The wolf was badly hurt.

Rupert Giles lent money to a young man who needed a little push in the right direction. Xander Harris attended college, finished with a degree in criminology, and after Buffy's death, left Sunnydale in the capable hands of Faith and Angel. Willow Rosenberg and Tara McClay chose to stay in Cleveland, while Giles, Dawn and Spike have settled in England. After a stint at FLETC, a friend named Riley Finn recommended him to NCIS in Washington D.C., where he is now a special agent, working under Leroy Jethro Gibbs.

B:tVS, Stargate Atlantis. Rodney was seldom impressed with other people's work at the best of times, and today's roster of prospective additions to the science team seemed to have been specially chosen to send his blood pressure through the roof. 2000 words.

Cas finds God.

Mini-Jack is not happy that he’s fifteen again.

This story starts, as many of the greatest stories in history do, with a talking frog. You could argue that it starts sometime before that, with a vampire that's been turned into a puppet. According to Eliot, the word again should be tagged onto the end of that sentence. Or you could argue that it starts with that said puppet walking into a bar.

As good as you get: "The problem was, really, Kris Allen was a tease." If You Can't See Where It Keeps Its Brain: "The Sorting Hat has its own agenda." I Woke Up In Love This Morning: He was hazy, half-asleep and incredibly comfortable and still half-lost in the most amazing dream. Five Reasons Xander Harris Hates Pete Wentz: If the Bandom'verse and the Buffy'verse all occupied the same 'verse, this is exactly what would have happened. red, red, gold: "Her name is Tasha Stark, and you won’t break her."

Xander and Willow, meet the Atlantis expedition. Atlantis expedition, meet Xander and Willow.

"Cordelia's been in the game long enough that she can spot a secret identity from a mile away."

"there should be a crossover where Faith from Buffy joined the Marines and got stationed on Atlantis and is Laura Cadman's BFF, and they just kick the shit out of everybody. \o/"

An alternative future for Cordelia who has just returned from the higher dimensions. AtS/Leverage Crossover

Agreeing to do a bit of clandestine goods trafficking between Sunnydale and Los Angeles in the summer of 2001 probably wasn't the brightest idea Spike had ever had.

Snippets from lives that Willow's activation spell (could have) irrevocably changed. Drabble collection.

She'd left everything to a mysterious Longbottom great-great-uncle by the name of William with a birthdate somewhere in the ballpark of Dumbledore's.