"You're not a very good Jedi, are you?" the Sith Lord said. "Oh, excuse me, I am an excellent Jedi," Rodney said.

The first time Dean volunteered to do the sex ritual, John had raised his eyebrows and said, "Have fun." He probably should have felt a little guilty, foisting off the deed, but Dean was just asking for it.

There are a lot of things John hates about his job. But most of all, John hates debriefing Major Bryar's gate team.

Bob finds out what Ronon does for a living. Set in a Bob/Ronon universe created by [info]idyll; follows her stories Heavy Connection and Along the Wire. Because I thought a back alley brawl with a Replicator was just the thing Bob needed in his life.

Riddick falls through a hole in reality and ends up meeting his soulmate, Ronon Dex.

None of the ascended had ever considered the repercussions of going back to visit – especially not the possibility of pregnancy. (Sentinel/Stargate Atlantis)

"So what's the problem?" Elizabeth asked. "They won't talk to us unless we sing first," John said.

B:tVS, Stargate Atlantis. Rodney was seldom impressed with other people's work at the best of times, and today's roster of prospective additions to the science team seemed to have been specially chosen to send his blood pressure through the roof. 2000 words.

Rodney/Tony -- Rodney's driving down the 405 when it happens.

Jamie is visited by an old friend.

–adjective 1. directed toward the centre

Teyla punishes John and Rodney for horsing around in the kitchen by forcing them to carry buckets.

He never thougth things would end up like this.

An SGA/Ace of Cakes crossover

Eliot's doing hinky stuff in Pakistan, only it's not Pakistan. Ronon's adorably excited. John's missing something, Woolsey's clueless and Rodney's horrified. "Do you have ANY idea what that man can do with a lemon?" oneshot SGA/LEV crossover

"This is how you talk to women?" says Hardison from the peanut gallery. "Really?"

Eliot Spencer walks into a bar and meets...Teyla Emmagan

Arinye wanted a Stargate SG1/Avatar xover. I've only watched the first few seasons of Stargate so... this takes place in season 2 of Stargate and Season 3 of Avatar. :)

You would think that grown men would be able to interact with Superman and Batman without turning into thirteen-year-old girls. You would be wrong.

Fire to Air, Air to Water, with the broad Earth beneath linking them both. A fusion between SGA and Avatar: The Last Airbender.

A new vampire is taking L.A. by storm, and he has an offer to make vampire hunter John Sheppard.

"There are a lot of things John hates about his job."

"So what's the problem?" Elizabeth asked. "They won't talk to us unless we sing first," John said.

"So what's the problem?" Elizabeth asked. "They won't talk to us unless we sing first," John said.

Smutty, kinky, threesome slash.

Ronon watches over Bruce and Logan because Sheppard asks him to do so. Bruce and Tony like having Ronon around. Smut ensues, lots of slashy smut.

In which Tony Stark is training John Sheppard for another mouthy scientist, far in his future.

Talking about Farscape can be dangerous.