"You're not a very good Jedi, are you?" the Sith Lord said. "Oh, excuse me, I am an excellent Jedi," Rodney said.

The first time Dean volunteered to do the sex ritual, John had raised his eyebrows and said, "Have fun." He probably should have felt a little guilty, foisting off the deed, but Dean was just asking for it.

Bob meets Ronon in an emergency room in Colorado. That fact...yeah, says something about the both of them when you consider that it was a tragic accident involving a sander, some duct tape, and one of Gerard's shoes that landed Bob there, while Ronon was hit by a fucking bus and is still conscious.

Bob might not remember why he decided to try to out-hardcore someone who was hit by a bus and remained conscious, but he's totally invested in it now. And if Ronon just thought about it, he'd see just how badass Bob totally is.

Fics of the Week

Don, Everything's fine. Don't worry about me. I'm having a great time. Charlie

Despite being accompanied to the Pegasus Galaxy by a ridiculously hot one-eyed man, Rodney had been home for nearly two weeks without getting laid.

Rodney wakes up to an unexpected morning after. Rodney/Xander SLASH

AU: SGA meets Bravo's Project Runway

Short series of Faith FFA's, variations on a theme. Crossovers thus far include House, M.D., Boston Legal, and SGA

Basically the buffy/angel verse people who didn't get to go to Atlantis, each are stand alones. Lots of Slash. I may have rated up a little bit.

Shorts on the subject of legends. Multiple pairings, multiple crossovers. No warnings so far.

A spell meant to help goes horribly wrong. Xander is left to deal with the consequences. He must succeed or die trying. Series will have angst, dark situations, violence, character deaths, and slash. Created solely to feed the need for more Xander/Rodney.

Nestra: Hth deftly sets up this crossover, and it's completely believable. It'll make you love Gunn all over again.

Atlantis! Boys! Shenanigans! Wraith! Angst!

Written for the Twisting With The Stargate fic-a-thon for Lj User WingWyrm. Crossover with Stargate Atlantis. The Scoobies learned long ago not to trust the government; maybe they should have forgotten that particular lesson. Slash present.

Oh, sure, riders said that dragons never hurt humans, but had anyone who believed that ever taken a good look at those teeth?

There are a lot of things John hates about his job. But most of all, John hates debriefing Major Bryar's gate team.

Bob finds out what Ronon does for a living. Set in a Bob/Ronon universe created by [info]idyll; follows her stories Heavy Connection and Along the Wire. Because I thought a back alley brawl with a Replicator was just the thing Bob needed in his life.

Riddick falls through a hole in reality and ends up meeting his soulmate, Ronon Dex.

A series of moments back at home base... at least it's home for the Sunnydale crew. Jack would rather be fighting goa'uld

"So what's the problem?" Elizabeth asked. "They won't talk to us unless we sing first," John said.

When one of Daniel Jackson's friends goes snooping into the wrong computer, the SG-1 team comes to Cascade to find her before the NID can. But the local detective assigned to assist them--and his very strange anthropologist partner--complicate things

None of the ascended had ever considered the repercussions of going back to visit – especially not the possibility of pregnancy. (Sentinel/Stargate Atlantis)

B:tVS, Stargate Atlantis. Rodney was seldom impressed with other people's work at the best of times, and today's roster of prospective additions to the science team seemed to have been specially chosen to send his blood pressure through the roof. 2000 words.

Rodney/Tony -- Rodney's driving down the 405 when it happens.

Jamie is visited by an old friend.

John saves Tony's life. Tony likes that in a man.

–adjective 1. directed toward the centre

He never thougth things would end up like this.

An SGA/Ace of Cakes crossover

Teyla punishes John and Rodney for horsing around in the kitchen by forcing them to carry buckets.

Eliot's doing hinky stuff in Pakistan, only it's not Pakistan. Ronon's adorably excited. John's missing something, Woolsey's clueless and Rodney's horrified. "Do you have ANY idea what that man can do with a lemon?" oneshot SGA/LEV crossover

"Spencer!" Lassy shouted over the din of the bullpen. Shawn grinned. He bet his most favoritest Head Detective had just found the 'surprise' that an 'anonymous admirer' had left on his desk earlier.

"This is how you talk to women?" says Hardison from the peanut gallery. "Really?"

Eliot Spencer walks into a bar and meets...Teyla Emmagan

Arinye wanted a Stargate SG1/Avatar xover. I've only watched the first few seasons of Stargate so... this takes place in season 2 of Stargate and Season 3 of Avatar. :)

Rodney is looking for new personnel for Atlantis; instead he finds a new project. John isn't looking for anyone, but he might find someone anyway.

A new vampire is taking L.A. by storm, and he has an offer to make vampire hunter John Sheppard.

Genius billionaire Rodney McKay has his share of secrets, investigative reporter John Sheppard is determined to get to the bottom of them. He'd also like to figure out who the hell the man in the metal suit that keeps saving his life is.

Fire to Air, Air to Water, with the broad Earth beneath linking them both. A fusion between SGA and Avatar: The Last Airbender.

You would think that grown men would be able to interact with Superman and Batman without turning into thirteen-year-old girls. You would be wrong.

"There are a lot of things John hates about his job."