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"His name is Tim and I think my dick will never understand the difference between fear and arousal again."
The Fairytales Lie
In which Tim is the Witch, Jason was supposed to be the debt but turns out to be Red Hood, and there are shenanigans because life isn't that great when your mom was Janet Drake. A series in which fairytales collide to make life awkward and horrible. (Tim the witch, Jason as Rapunzel turned witch-hunter, and more to be added along the way.)
Weird, I Like It
Tim refrains from telling Jason that most people are terrified of sharks. It seems a bit pointless. Tim isn't most people, after all.
Nanny
babybirdblues asked you: That one story where Tim gets his nanny to rescue Jason from a Bad Man (Joker) because Tim is an evil genius who has already taken over Gotham. No one touches his Robins or Batman. In which Tim Drake has the entire underground wrapped around his little finger - and Deathstroke the Terminator will not say no on threat of puppy eyes.
Mishaps in Matrimony
"I don't taunt you with relationships with other men. I have relationships with other men because you leave me unfulfilled and angry and ready to punch someone in the dick."
Partners
"If he doesn't kill you," X answers, "He makes you stronger."
Quote the Matrix
There's a certain twitch in Slade's eye that makes Jason wonder what happened to Tim's previous body guards.
You and Your Stupid Face
"Well, it's not exactly polite to tell one's parental figure to go die in a grease fire, is it?"
