"You know who else kiss each other all the time, Frank? People who are dating."

Gerard stared. Frank bounced, grinning. "Do you even know anything about it? I mean, have you ever actually--" Frank's hands flew into the air. "Science project! That's the whole point! Learning something!"

Getting turned into a werewolf is not quite as awesome as Gerard thought it would be.

Alicia doesn't actually have any classes with the new girl, but she hears about her long before she sees her.

Bob owns a yarn/knitting shop, and falls into an intense friendship when some interesting girls open up a shop next door.

Patrick loves the tentacle beds. Bob is not so sure.

Pete is a divorced Elvis impersonator at a Las Vegas wedding chapel, who’s stopped believing in happy endings. Patrick hasn’t, but then again, he’s there to marry Bob.