Where Steve and Darcy are platonic BFFs and Tony and Clint just aren't buying it. & Darcy Lewis has tased a literal God but that didn't help her last week. That's where the Avengers come in. Darcy has a lot to learn but she's got the best teachers. & Darcy's life is weird, but she kind of likes it.

Darcy's never been too excited about being born on the Fourth of July.

Natasha has reconciled herself to the past in ways he can't yet, in ways he might never be able to.

Six times Steve and Thor hang out.

A Small Thing: Halloween: Princess Thor's skirt is the prettiest in all the Realms. Only Fools Rush In: In which Captain America ends up married to Bucky Barnes, with Thor, prince of Asgard and god of thunder, as their witness.

"Cordelia's been in the game long enough that she can spot a secret identity from a mile away."

Darcy instructs Steve in the finer points of safer sex. The conversation doesn't go exactly the way she expected.

"When Kon gets hit with sex pollen, all he wants is Tim."

"Kon can hear Tim's heartbeat from further away than he'll ever admit, tracks it automatically when they're together, and sometimes, even when they're not."

"I think we could be happy."

"So either you're not here or you're not living," she says. "I'm definitely here," he replies, and there's amusement in his voice.

"You remember fun, don't you, Tim?"

"You entertain yourself by drawing on your arm with a Sharpie?"

Three times Bruce was a Batdad to his Batkids.