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Friendly Fauna
[http://archiveofourown.org/works/48903] - - public:opalsong
Sulu did not say, 'How am I supposed to be after an involuntary threesome with you and a tentacle monster?'
they'd totally be Ravenclaws, right?
[http://curiouslyfic.livejournal.com/15058.html] - - public:opalsong
In which the bridge crew are Ravenclaws circa 1999, Spock's NEWT obsessed, Hikaru's lost his green thumb, Jim proves he's not stupid, and there's a fight in the Great Hall.
Explorations: The Botany Remix
[http://archiveofourown.org/collections/ITPE2013/works/1088900] - - public:opalsong
It starts with a dare, and ends with sex, and really, humans may be lacking in some ways but they more than make up for it in others.
Improved Diplomatic Relations
[http://archiveofourown.org/collections/ITPE2013/works/1088892] - - public:opalsong
On an exploration mission to Elissinar IV, Kirk talks Sulu into letting Dirandae, one of the President's aides, take them back to her room to "look at a plant". It turns out the Elissinar have entirely different sexual organs from Terrans. Hey, exploration missions can be fun!