Johnny didn't ask to be a vampire and he doesn't even remember the details of how he became one, but that doesn't change the fact that he is and he has needs. At first the idea of accosting the Olympic Gold Medallist to quench his thirst seems like a good idea.

“And now we send it over to the Vancouver Memorial Lectodrome for what is one of the most anticipated events of these Winter Olympics."

Wherein Gaga is a matchmaker and Evan fixates and isn't a stalker, really. So, Evan was a little pre-occupied after making out with Johnny -- Johnny Weir! his brain supplied, exclamation and all, -- in his car.

Years down the line, Evan finds out that he has a son, and Johnny just happens to be there when he does...and somehow ends up being Evan's go-to guy for every difficult (and not-so-difficult) parenting situation from then on.

Johnny, Evan, Champions on Ice 2007, sex pollen. I'm really not sure what else there is to say. Written for the [info]skategreat cliché challenge, clichés #23 (sex pollen) and #105 (trapped!).