It's all Pete Wentz's fault, the matching t-shirts.

Gerard Way, a Cartoon Network peon in possession of the world’s worst taste in men, may have finally found the perfect boyfriend. Or a serial killer.

Spencer really wishes that "sorry, I had to slay this vampire" was an excuse he could actually use for not having finished his homework. It's not like it's not true. (AU in which the Panic boys are still in high school, and Spencer finds out he's destined to be a Slayer, a la the Buffyverse.)

More girl!Spencer/Bob. Follows on from he did it with shoes, which was a sequel to the untitled drabble that started it all. It'll make more sense if you read them first.

A tale of sidekicks, parents, a sex tape, intra-band relations, and Really Cunning Plans. Though not necessarily in that order.

Panic get a Twitter.

This is a series of emails passed between myself and ignipes, set in a Sixteen Candles vampire au. I call it The Bone Picker. ( In which vampires might actually hurt you, but Spencer Smith never will. )

Some love stories fizzle out in a haze of missed chances and regrets, while others break under rejection and denial. When Bob and Spencer meet, they are bruised around the edges, tired and lonely, but they find something in each other that's worth holding on to.

Spencer has always known there was something off about the DecayDance family. It doesn’t bother him, there were times when he’s felt inexplicably more comfortable around them than out in public. This doesn’t stop him from thinking well, shit when he rounds the Fall Out Boy bus to see Pete plastered to the side of the bus, hands and mouth thoroughly occupied by a short, and unmistakably female person, then have Patrick look up at him.

She’s in London when her friends decided to be idiots. Specifically she’s in London, in this bar she doesn’t really want to be in, sitting with a group of people she doesn’t really know, listening to this brunette – Lily, Spencer vaguely remembers her introducing herself as – drunkenly explaining her theory of whatever between tongue-raping the guy her friend came with, when instead of calling Brent, her best friends contact her. Or the Model!fic where Spencer gets kicked out of Panic! and instead of going home to lick her wounds, she stays in London, grows a foot or two and becomes an haute couture model. Includes Valentino and Giancarlo Giammetti, Karl Lagerfeld, various models, fashion people, Bob being awesome, and Spencer and Ryan redefining how to be SpencerandRyan.