Stepping off the bus is like landing in a different world.

Prison AU.

Gerard Way, a Cartoon Network peon in possession of the world’s worst taste in men, may have finally found the perfect boyfriend. Or a serial killer.

Bob's just moved from Chicago to Jersey, leaving behind his drumset, his friends, and more importantly, himself. It feels like a new beginning when he steps into his high school and into the arms of a new group of friends. He doesn't think it could get any better until he meets Frank, who forces him to re-examine himself and his ideas about the people around him.

The whole thing starts after their second CD comes out and Pete discovers there are entire Livejournal communities named after him.

White House AU.

It's all Pete Wentz's fault, the matching t-shirts.

Patrick Stump is one day out of prison, and already has an idea for the biggest heist of his career. But he'll need some friends to help him out.

WentzWang is the world’s foremost producer of bisexual porn.

Hi. This is part one of the long-promised MCR/FOB/P!@tD/William Beckett Regency AU. There isn't much else to say, except I'm going to go ahead and warn you that Mikey and Gerard are girls. Other than that, and the Regency thing, and the fact that they're the daughters of a wealthy Lord, it's exactly like usual. (To say nothing of the stablehands.)

Just a simple love story.

Wherein Bob is a marshmallow (although not literally), Spencer is the prettiest, and Jon has secret manpain.

Once upon a time, Jon Walker's great-grandmother told him tales of faerie lords and human knights. He never thought they'd be this relevant to his adult life.

Jon sighs. “You and Spencer, though, I don’t know. I think it’s that you’ve both been with someone most of the time I’ve known you. It’s kind of like,” he pauses and Ryan can hear the laughter in his voice when he speaks again, “when you had girlfriends I didn’t notice that you also had a boyfriend.”

"You want to take me on a joyride in your wooden spaceship?" The third season of New Who, retold with Spencer Smith, companion.

"You want to take me on a joyride in your wooden spaceship?" The third season of New Who, retold with Spencer Smith, companion.

Various bandom men in slash parings at lamaze classes.

Fics of the Week

Jon is the fourth wheel.

Many Recs

“This is political,” Gerard announces, and kisses him.

Superpowers AU, in which Ryan Ross can't help reading people's minds, Jon Walker absorbs energy (and usually controls it perfectly), Spencer Smith shoots ice from his hands and saves melting refreshments, and Brendon Urie sometimes bursts into flames.

The one where Jon Walker is really a unicorn *hands*

It's Jon's birthday and he gets the best present of all: Spencer. Unbeknownst to him Spencer also comes with two husbands and three kids.

Multipairing, bandomwide high school for the arts AU

Ryan has one leg in a pair of black lace underwear, girl underwear, and he's still wearing the thin t-shirt he'd put on after showering at the venue. Otherwise he's naked, dick half-hard and hanging out in the chilly hotel room air. What the fuck is Brendon supposed to say?

I think I'm gonna push it as far as it will go. only you will know so tell me all your secrets

It's not that he intends it to become a thing, but he starts rationing days where he can wear a pair of girl's underwear. Never to school, and only on the weekends that Ryan's not going to stay over.

Almost a sequel to The Negotiation Limerick File. If you haven’t read that, this will make even LESS sense. One of Mikey's wacky inventions gets used by accident. Mayhem and toddlers ensue.

When one is the male princess of a magical kingdom, few things come as a surprise anymore. Princess Gerard Way of the kingdom of Belleville sets out on a quest to fulfill a prophecy and encounters dragons, climbs mountains, runs from volcanoes, banters with King Peter of Wilmette, and finds true love along the way.

The kid looked up at him as he walked by. He had the biggest goddamn eyes Brian had ever seen; absolutely huge, dark lashes, tangled hair. Brian was pretty sure his parents wouldn’t have let him leave the house without at least washing his hair now and then. Parenting was getting pretty slack.

A hook-up.

The members of Panic! really should talk to each other more. (A straightforward GSF. Promise.)

Technically Ryan!solo!sex, imagined Panic!GSF

Spencer really wishes that "sorry, I had to slay this vampire" was an excuse he could actually use for not having finished his homework. It's not like it's not true. (AU in which the Panic boys are still in high school, and Spencer finds out he's destined to be a Slayer, a la the Buffyverse.)

Have you any funny stories behind the making of the album [pretty. odd.]? “We can’t... I mean...” “We can’t tell you any funny stories because we’d probably be killed.” - Jon and Ryan being interviewed by NME.com

“You have no idea what you’re doing, okay?” Ryan says in exasperation, blowing out a huffy breath. “I’m just saying. I think…I might know a guy.”

Juno bandom style.