Uh, pretty much PWP. Something goes very wrong with a trial run of some new tech.

Cloud really wished that his mother had warned him about days like this. Pre-game.

In which an agent is sent to the border to evaluate the heir to a province.

The good doctor, as many scientists of his inquisitive bent, was largely amoral, pursuing knowledge for the sake of itself. The two main assets of his life, those gloried above all others, were his precious vegetative experiments and his beautiful younger brother, Anwyll.

Warren is going crazy, but can his best friend overcome his own fear to help him?

When exploring a new world, even with the best intentions, don't try strange food.

"I've never seen it plant on a person before."

Part I of the Atypical Anatomy universe. Futurefic Sci-Fi First Time Boarding School fic, oh my.

Mikey's head whips around to face him abruptly, looking confused. "I'm petting it? This isn't, like. It's one of your arms, isn't it?" Because while he's pretty sure he wouldn't mind accidentally petting Gerard's dick, considering the kind of dreams he's been having lately.

Nimueh has an evil tentacled plant guarding her hideaway, and it takes a particular shine to the young warlock that stumbles across it. TENTACLE SEX FTW!

Sam really didn't mean to get trapped with the demon, really he didn't.

Mako gives you tentacles. No, really.

The tentacles looked almost like jewelry, sort of iridescent-shiny blue and purple, speckled with pale silvery spots, and they wound around Adam's wrists and up into his palms and coiled there, like small glittery snakes.

Spencer finishes dragging the last of the pillows in just as Ryan stirs, mumbling sleepily, head barely above the water. "Spence," he mutters. "I know you're tired, you don't have to sleep in here."

With a kiss, Zack convinces Cloud to go to Nibelheim.

There are a lot of things John hates about his job. But most of all, John hates debriefing Major Bryar's gate team.

The dark powers have some... particularly interesting applications.

John, Rodney and a room full of...things.

Sulu did not say, 'How am I supposed to be after an involuntary threesome with you and a tentacle monster?'

Maybe Mrs. Fabray was on a do-good high after giving up one of her kidneys for her cousin, or maybe it was just the morphine, but she'd brought Mr. Fabray—she kept calling him that, like it meant something—along with her to the pedes aisle to distract herself, and Quinn was being rocked to sleep by a nurse, unclaimed.

What if Clark were a good bit more of an alien than we think he is? And what if Lex found out about it?

"But wait," Bob said. "Why does you having tentacles mean we can't date anymore?"

"Alright, you've got me. Now what're you going to do?"

Patrick loves the tentacle beds. Bob is not so sure.

Eames stumbles upon Arthur dreaming, and in his dream he is being fucked by tentacles. Eames, being Eames, decides to join in.

Tentacle porn with Adam/anyone! Adam can have tentacles or be the recipient of tentacle affection, either way is great.

Merlin found the spell written on the inside back cover of his book.

Dozen other things to do, but this felt like it needed to be done.

Jensen has a Lovecraft kink. With tips for playing in high humidity.

Another off-world mission, another alien ritual – and suddenly, Rodney has tentacles and needs to mate with his mate – John.

It was just another hex.

Beauty and the Beast with a twist (and a wriggle)

Heading off into the forest for some time alone, Zelgadis attracts some unexpected attention, and, naturally, Xelloss takes advantage of the situation. Post Evolution-R.

Lord Beast was lurking at him again.

Tentacles: now part of the dungeon. Kink Bingo, for the square "tentacles." September 2010.

And sometimes a car picks a driver with a crazy-jealous sword. Sequel to "My Other Car Is A...."

Gerard always knew that there had to be life on other planets. He just never planned on meeting it.

Arthur didn't mind so much about Merlin changing him into a shark or a wolf when needs must... if only Merlin would quit making him come as well.

How to build a database to get the right person or people for every kinky contingency. One such task is suggested; readers are encouraged to submit more.

It's not all bad when Jim and Leonard awake in a strange room containing a large pool of water - until the tentacles start appearing.

"Gosh, Karkat! That's not what I was expecting at all!" Fanart drawn for Porn Battle XII.

Ghost Gauntlets + Authentic Wriggling Tentacle Dildos. Rose + Dave. It's really very simple.

John beats a thunderstorm home, Rose has melted all over the bathroom, and they make do despite the absence of their other two pieces.

He's always hidden it. Them.

Stiles looks up. Slowly. “Holy shit,” he says. The tentacle is attached to more tentacles which are attached to a giant glowing squid thing. “That is not the droid we were looking for.”

John had gotten kind of blasé about offworld travel.

Fine, so maybe it hadn't been the best idea to attack the giant tentacle monster.

Totally, of course. A sex alien named Gerard dropped out of the sky to watch him jerk off. No way is his brain making this shit up.