Pretty much everything gets tossed into the metamorphical back room of a facility like Delta Vega.

It was just another hex.

The Best Defense and its sequels are an epic Harry Potter/Yu Yu Hakusho crossover, AU for 5th-7th years in the HP universe.

“Hello, Kurt,” The man who addressed him was sitting in a wheelchair and had kind eyes that seemed to pierce him. His voice had a calming timbre and he had an aura of authority around him. “My name is Charles Xavier.”

Whatever it is hits him before he even has a chance to react and then just as quickly it's over. He doesn't know what it is, all he knows is that its grip was so tight that his bones snapped like sticks from the pressure.

Kurt meets the new substitute PE teacher.

They haven't exactly met in linear order, Neal and the Doctor, but sometimes that makes for the best kind of friendship.

Sam tells Kurt the truth about his hair.

Sailor Air and the Sailor Soldiers, because there ain't no bending like genderbending. >:D Especially when this crazy talking lemur decides you're BFFs now and by the way, kind of have a moon princess and a whole bunch of magic crystals to go track down. Right now. Seriously this is way more important than that twenty you got on your last maths test, and no you cannot stay a boy for it, GOD AANG GET WITH THE PROGRAM HERE.

"This seems like a really bad idea," the boy says, eyeing his tea.

So yeaaah. Let's have another world-building meme!

Reeling from his own setback, Roy takes the time to advise a strange golden-eyed kid in a bar...

Arinye wanted a Stargate SG1/Avatar xover. I've only watched the first few seasons of Stargate so... this takes place in season 2 of Stargate and Season 3 of Avatar. :)

Maggie couldn’t believe her eyes. “Elizabeth? Elizabeth Burke?”

They send Azrael to fetch him because he will not listen to anyone else.

Her reply was one of boredom. “So don’t get caught!”

Neal knows a very sad story about a thief and a sailor. Peter's still stuck on pirates.

Dean and Sam are on the trail of a demon who is killing families that share a certain secret. When they run into another set of brothers working the same case, they realize all four of them might be in danger as well.

"Let me guess," House said, slamming the door shut behind him. "It hurts really really bad, do I have something for that in my magic doctor bag?"

Hiei scowled, obviously not content with the situation and probably feeling trapped, since the malfunctioning gate had vanished behind them, leaving them to find another way back to their own territory. The little youkai began scouting the area, no doubt seeking an exit. Kurama started to prowl as well, but he was more interested in discovering what this temple had to offer. He wouldn't be averse to taking a few souvenirs with him.

Elizabeth’s reality is far different from her sisters’.

It's just another day in the secret base, and PrincessForce are dealing with internal conflicts, an intruder, a prince in need of rescue and a misplaced rabbit.

Parker accidentally turns everyone into children except Eliot.

In which Dean breaks into the Leverage headquarters, Hardison is concerned, and Eliot doesn't want to talk about it. Supernatural/Leverage crossover.

Eliot Spencer walks into a bar and meets...Teyla Emmagan

"This is how you talk to women?" says Hardison from the peanut gallery. "Really?"

Back when all he had was their names and a list of suspected crimes a mile long, Nate had played a guessing game with himself. Knowing those forms would tell him a lot. For a comment_fic prompt for a Dark Materials AU - they all have daemons.

"All right," Nate says, and smacks his hands together. "Let's go steal a con artist."

The plan goes skewed halfway, though, because a girl a little smaller and a little younger than Jo herself shows up at the door of the cabin and starts going at the Rawheads with a bowie knife and a handheld taser. It's like watching the Terminator or something; this girl doesn't even hesitate.

see: Title

Civil war comes to Valdemar. But first, two boys meet on the road. Heralds of Valdemar AU

In a universe where American Idol never happened, Adam Lambert finds himself working as a consultant for Daniel Radcliffe's latest film, teaching the young actor all he knows about becoming a drag queen. But as they work together, they begin to fall in love. But will Dan be able to open himself up and tell the world that he's in love with a man?

Chris Colfer currently has only 1 mission: sex. Okay, no, that sounds sort of creepy. And a little obsessive, although that’s actually becoming increasingly appropriate. Look, he just wants to have sex before he shrivels up and dies. Or turns 21, preferably. And he knows exactly who he wants to be ‘the one’. Now he just has to sell the idea to Adam Lambert and let the good times roll. Or something like that. He hasn't really thought that far ahead. (But that might be a lie.)

So when I watched Top Chef: Just Desserts, my crazy Adam-stan brain decided that the winner Yigit (pronounced “Yeet”) Pura would be an adorable match for Adam. He’s fun and affectionate, sweet and romantic (On the show he talked about making gourmet chocolate treats for boyfriends and in his It Gets Better video he said rainbows exploded around him the first time he kissed a boy, lol) and IMO is totally Adam’s type physically (proof in the form of a shirtless pics is HERE and HERE.) But what really made me want to write this pairing is the fact that Yigit also comes across as a very calm, confident, determined person. I remember Adam saying in an interview once that he rarely gets pursued/romanced, that he has always been the one in that role. Sooo tl;dr I really just wanted to write a sweet, sexy fic where Adam is the one who’s pursued and romanced, by a confident, out gay man who also seems to be his actual type.

Arthur and Eames adopt a kid and raise that kid into Neal Caffrey.

Harry Potter gets force-fed the blue pill. Welcome to Ohio, Mr. Anderson. (Or: the one where Blaine is secretly actually Harry Potter.)

Jacob needs to get as far away from Washington as he possibly can. He doesn't know where he's going, but he finds a very special someone when he gets there. Eventual Jacob/Kurt.

Fifty one-sentence chunks of an Avatar/FMA crossover. Basic idea is that after some implied (non-canon) craziness in Amestris, Ed and restored!Al find themselves lost in a desert, under stars they don't recognize and with only the vaguest memories of how they got there.

When Draco is forced to go to Muggle Studies, and have a muggle as his pen pal, he wasn't ready for the american who could insult and make him reluctantly amused at the same time. Chloe Ann Sullivan doesn't know her place, but for some utterly messed up reason, that's the fun part.

Neal didn't owe many people favors.

For [info]tigriswolf's [info]comment_fic prompt "Inception/Leverage, Eliot&Arthur, it's been awhile since Eliot saw his little brother" (theme was 'Prompt is the first line')

Neal needs a favor, and calls a friend of a friend.

One night, on a whim, Gerard sends an email to Top Gear asking if he can be a guest on their show. After one week, a dozen more emails and a three-way phone call with Richard Hammond and Pete Wentz, he's invented a new motorsport instead. This fic covers the events of the First Annual Cross Country Tour Bus Race, including Pete Wentz getting kicked off his own bus, Panic and the Veins swapping members four times, and ending with a concert where the winner plays the final set and the band in last place plays a song in the nude.

A desperate Ginny Weasley uses a spell to show Harry she is his mate, but instead Harry with Remus and Sirius are taken to a world with three suns, a convicted murderer and other crash survivors and a planet full of hungry creatures that are eagerly lying in wait for the lights to go out.

Rodney is looking for new personnel for Atlantis; instead he finds a new project. John isn't looking for anyone, but he might find someone anyway.

Fourth Year Toph Bei Fong holds the record for the most detentions served by a single student in five hundred years of Hogwarts's illustrious history. She has a tattoo, regularly gets illegal paraphernalia from Hogsmeade, and is proud of being the reason for every last one of McGonagall's gray hairs. She's also the single most hated person in the whole school.