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Kris/Adam AU. Adam and Kris are in high school. Adam starts a gay/straight alliance and Katy and her friends want to join. Katy is dating Kris, and she makes him come along. He realizes he has feelings for Adam/is gay/etc. Something about them working together in the GSA, too, if you can.

Adam doesn't mean to get a pet crab.

"He doesn't wanna go."

The problem, Kris thinks, isn't the wolf's instinctual surrender; it's the human's complete capitulation.

Pete accidentally "outs" himself and Patrick on Good Morning America. Only problem? They're not gay. What now?

Apartment building AU! So, um, if you're familiar with my epic DT? This was kind of written like that, only at a much, much smaller scale. If you're unfamiliar, it just means that it's a whole bunch of scenes strung together by a whole bunch of characters. I pretty much throw you into the deep end and you have to swim out. Everyone is weird.

High school AU not!fic where Frank moves in with the Ways for his senior year.

his season of Project Runway becomes infamous for reasons beyond the quirks of the designers, Matt P.'s ousting, Pete's apparently crippling co-dependence on Patrick, and the rumored trysts between Mikey and Pete spawned by their formation of the Sweet Little Dudes Club (and the resulting matching t-shirts).

"Of course, when they get to Glee, Mr. Schue is talking crazy talk about something and the girls and guys are split up again. Liesl thinks half the reason they're always scrambling for a set list is because Mr. Schue is incapable of making good decisions, as evidenced by his marriage. Rachel is blathering something about their Sectionals competition and Liesl isn't paying any attention until she hears the words "spies" and oh my god, they'll be laughed out of the state if they let Rachel get within 10 miles of Dalton Academy for Girls."

the one where Gerard and Mikey are orphans.

One-night stands are not for everyone.

"Okay, that," he says carefully, "you weren’t supposed to see."

Kris needs someone to take care of him on tour. Adam is fabulous in many ways. And sometimes things are what they look like.

And speaking of gay sex, I definitely did not expect the first Adam/Kris story I posted to be knifeplay, but apparently that's just the way kink bingo rolls. Fluffy, domestic knifeplay, but still.

The Washington D.C. tour stop goes horribly wrong when Kris and Adam are involved in an altercation with three off duty sailors that ends with one dead, Adam hanging onto life by a thread, and Kris accused of murder. A novel of love, desire, redemption, regret, and denial--not necessarily in that order.

After the second surgery in New York, Charles doesn’t anticipate anyone keeping vigil by his bedside — and certainly not Tony Stark.

It's not that Brendon wants to go home. It's not.

It was the eye patch that caught Spencer's attention. It wasn't that Spencer had never seen an eye patch before, because he had, but generally on men over seventy, and that wasn't really Spencer's thing. Spencer wouldn't have guessed that eye patches were his thing in general, but one look at the guy had Spencer glancing back, shifting himself to be more comfortable in his jeans, so yeah, okay, maybe.

Um, Daemons! at the Disco! Or something. In other words, an AU set within the general timeframe of Panic's Nothing Rhymes With Circus tour.

The Atlantis expedition has been lost for three years. SG-1 goes to find them, and arrives just a little too late.

It's time for a change, and Ginny decides to take a risk. It also time for beating Draco at his own game.

The push hands martial arts exercise Jim and Blair practice leads to the beginning of a different kind of partnership for both guide and sentinel.

Happiness comes unexpectedly.

A routine investigation into an art theft turns up Neal's fingerprints on a stolen painting. Neal swears he's never stolen a Nullier painting, but that's only half the truth...

Real Forever If: Excerpt:The main thing he'd been thinking, that whole last week, was that when it was over, he'd finally be able to breathe again. He didn't know what else could've been making him feel so weird, the awful tightness in his chest every time he was in the same room with Cook, the way his stomach just kept clenching up and jumping. Spellbound: in which cook gets his own prince.

"Men in skirts, fantastic whisky, lots of rain." - Four men. One table. TMI, lessons in stereotypes and ... food.

Astrid didn't want to be Walter Bishop's lab assistant. Unfortunately, neither did anyone else.

Rule # 1: For every scientist, there is a grunt who loves them.

John had gotten kind of blasé about offworld travel.

This is a zombie-fied version of the fairy tale, and it's amazing! *flails* I really recommend it if you like rewritten versions of fairy tales and/or zombies.

The story of a stablehand and his cruel stepfamily.

Arthur is a BNF and Merlin is his prized beta

Dean wants to stop the apocalypse, but everyone around him is preoccupied with singing along to the Glee soundtrack.

One-night stands are not for everyone.

Dr. Brennan is pretty much okay with brother-on-brother action. It's just everyone else who needs convincing.

Kris just laughed. "Do you get—we're talking twenty thousand pounds at least just to clear the debts?" "Yes," Anoop said. "There's a way." "Who do I have to kill?" Kris said, dryly. "Not kill," Anoop said. "Marry."

FFVII one-shot. After Avalanche tries to blow up the Sector 5 Reactor, Cloud starts getting messages from a mysteriously well-informed stranger on his PHS.

"I thought it was going to be an ice cream maker or something," Kris said.

In which Prince Arthur meets Merlin and all hell promptly breaks loose.

"I'll come back when you call me. No need to say goodbye".

Edmund worries as time goes by, and when he'll see Caspian again.

"Think you can control me?"

Clint feeds Coulson. Domestic as hell.

Tony falls through the space between worlds. As a result, he can see daemons. It kind of freaks him out. (It's stranger and more beautiful than he could have ever imagined.)

"The prompt was 'Transformation stuff - Laurence and Temeraire discover some sort of magic plot device artifact which allows them to change from human to dragon, or the other way around, or both. Sexytimes ensue, obviously.' Totally ran with that last bit." --novembersmith

MCR/Adam high school au crossover fic where they go LARPing.

Gerard steps out in heels for Halloween. Everybody enjoys it. Some enjoy it more than others.

Dean keeps insisting Castiel do things that humans do; sometimes Castiel is grateful for this, and sometimes...not so much.

Finn helping Puck get his act together with Kurt