Dissidia crack. Cloud winds up in an outfit he swore never to wear again. Everyone/Cloud.

In which dragons & ghosts & prejudices are confronted, Merlin wears a hat (twice) and a dress (once), Arthur breaks some crockery (lots), there are more pranks than pillowfights but at least one of each, and many secrets are revealed.

On Saturday, Parker – or Alice – meets Peggy for coffee. The whole coffee part of the thing is an ordeal: entering the building by the front door, standing in the line with all the other customers, ordering a drink and sitting down without even having the pretext of scoping the place out for potential thievery.

Arthur, Merlin, frat brothers, the Dragon, Arthur's BlackBerry, script writing, shitty hip-hop music, Dogma, FATE & DESTINY - oh God I wish I were joking.

In the not so distant future, Merlin builds a tower. That's not suspicious at all.

Stormwings are infuriating, Daine is exhausted, and holding back takes too much effort.

The strategy had not included getting drunk himself and losing all sense of timing and being the tawdry and expensive rebound sex.

Outside the city walls, the tower stood black against the sky.

Adam jabbed Kris in the side with an elbow to interrupt him and said, "Okay, so I am giving you fair warning here, the next time you say one word about how I deserved it, or how sorry you are, or for that matter just spend your interview time going off on how awesome I am, I am going to be so totally overcome with love for you that I am going to have to kiss you."

"Megan!" Kris said. "He's my TA. I'm not going to—"

It just wasn't like that.

In which various people become various things they weren't before.

Kris stopped taking slaves to his bed after his father died; he let them think it was grief, and then he let them think it was the burden of ruling, but he'd hated it all along.

Deprived by circumstances of anything else to do, Arthur asks a great deal of questions. Eventually, Merlin answers.

A little AU ending for the first-times challenge on pirates500.

Chris is tired of pretending she plays for the other team. It doesn't help matters that she has a hot best friend.

Eva Lysacek has been in competition with golden girl Janie Weir for most of her life.

Sam takes a vow of silence in order to pull Dean out of Hell, but by the time Dean comes back, Sam's lost more of himself than just his voice.

Written for electricalgwen who graciously donated money to help_haiti in exchange for this story. Her prompt boiled down to, "Construction-worker!Jared, his buddies are always talking about and whistling at the gorgeous, stacked redhead who walks by the site every day, but he's more interested in the really hot guy... " And that is only part of this story.

“God is never closer than when the space between two hearts narrows." - Joan Borysenko

Pete accidentally "outs" himself and Patrick on Good Morning America. Only problem? They're not gay. What now?

The problem, Kris thinks, isn't the wolf's instinctual surrender; it's the human's complete capitulation.

"He doesn't wanna go."

Adam doesn't mean to get a pet crab.

Kris/Adam AU. Adam and Kris are in high school. Adam starts a gay/straight alliance and Katy and her friends want to join. Katy is dating Kris, and she makes him come along. He realizes he has feelings for Adam/is gay/etc. Something about them working together in the GSA, too, if you can.

pirates!

Adam is a figure skater, Kris is a snowboarder. The Olympics are on. (Just go with the flow, this is too silly to have a summary anyway.)

In which Adam is a struggling singer and Misha is an eccentric artist, and somehow it all just works.

When Kris auditioned for Idol, Katy never dreamed he'd make the Top 13, much less be crowned the winner. But if she was unprepared for that, it was nothing compared to meeting Adam. First in a series.

Nine people Calypso visited later in their dreams.

So, things happen when iphignia939 and I talk. Sometimes these things involve puppets. Other times they involve sex-slave collecting evil twins from alternate dimensions (what? is that unusual to talk about?). More often than not, it ends up involving Pete and Patrick... and sex. Tonight we started talking about the bad drinks and sex bathroom at Angels & Kings and some how ended up with this.

Oblivious High School Failboats in Love, or, Brendon Urie: The High School Years.

So, Gerard asks Mikey to ask Pete to ask the Ross kid to ask his band if MCR can cover their song on tour. That's pretty much where all the problems start.

Arthur, Eames, and Tim Drake, in a Canadian shack. This was started as a series of comment-fills for [personal profile] aphelant, [personal profile] anatsuno and [personal profile] puckling, and continued because I am fucking cold and reading about huddling for warmth makes me feel better. This is a sequel to my Eames/Dick Grayson fic, Walkover. If you are not familiar with Dick Grayson and Tim Drake, you....don't actually need to know that much about them, other than that they were both at one time Robin to Bruce Wayne's Batman. Looks-wise, in my head at least Tim looks like a young JGL, and Dick Grayson looks like Santiago Cabrera (Lancelot in Merlin).

Yeah, Idk. But I have an longstanding need to slash Dick Grayson with other pretty people. And [personal profile] puckling pointed out some similarities between Tim Drake (my favourite Robin) and Arthur, and then this happened.

Being a freshman piano performance major at a prestigious New England conservatory is difficult enough without landing the school's star baritone as your singer, and inevitably, your hopeless crush.

"At least we don't have to do the walk of shame?" Adam said.

Arthur's a corporate lawyer, Eames owns the coffee shop across the street, and all good love stories start with a quadruple shot latte.

The whole thing started when Yertel asked McKay, “If you have had trouble bearing fruit, there are many men in this camp who will be happy to help,” and Rodney said, “What? Oh, no, our fruit supplies are fine—actually, I’m allergic to citrus anyway so I’m bigger on you know, cake,” which turned out to be some sort of near-tacit admission of infertility on P6X-990.

"It's your bachelor party, and you're making tea!"

"Well, there was this auction see?"

"Most high school kids who got lewd, cryptic notes from their bosses would probably have said bosses sued for sexual harassment. Most high school kids don't have bosses like Jensen."

"When she came to the palace, the king had a wife. It's important to remember that."

"Cordelia's been in the game long enough that she can spot a secret identity from a mile away."

It starts with Steve, waking up in a room that looks familiar except for all the ways it's wrong.

"Dear Adam Lambert. Hello! My name is Kristina Allen, and I live in Conway, Arkansas. My parents are Kim and Neil Allen, and I am a lesbian. What about you?"

AU. In the aftermath of October 31st, 1981, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, and Sirius Black try to set their differences aside to keep Harry safe.

A love story told in seven much-beloved fanfic tropes.

Eliot cooks. Alec likes it.

“Chuck,” Becky said, slowly and carefully and very, very seriously. “I think someone is trying to communicate with us through the fanfic.”