It was MJ who said that she runs a nightclub that Gwen’s never been to.

Eliot is baking pies. Alec and Parker are hoping to eat pies.

Havoc's first encounter with the little Elrics. Havoc had been looking forward to meeting the Elric brothers, but he’d been looking forward to it while thinking he’d have the whole office as a buffer. He hadn’t thought he’d have them all to himself in a car for half an hour in traffic. He wasn’t sure how he felt about that. Overjoyed was not the word.

Life was simple in his ledger until....

Everyone thinks Parker is severed when they first meet her.

Alicia liked to pretend she had an Invisible Daddy.

Tony vs the tabloids is an ongoing battle. These headlines might be the winning shot.

Eliot gets called to come help his former commander.

He pulls his phone from his pocket and takes a picture of the pathetic level of coffee. You're so mean. Is the caption Clint sends along with it.

………..So. The RWBY crew being optional companions in Dragon Age (I’m just using Inquisition verse at the moment). Yeah?? YEAH????? Work with me here you guys

The way I saw it, I had two options for this. One is the one where Hardison is a reincarnated space prince, Eliot is the rollerblading space werewolf sent for him, and Parker is a bounty hunter and they all end up teaming up. The other is, well …

Jupiter doesn't feel ready for the bureaucratic nightmare of getting Titus to trial, or for the weirdness of being royalty in general. Fortunately, someone's written a guide exactly suited to her new needs.

On deep winter nights, the Oina pass on a story of the three heroes' descent from the sacred shrine.

Aleksa thinks it's about time she met this hypothetical boyfriend of Jupiter's. (Aleksa's maybe at least a little bit more prepared for this meeting than Jupiter probably thinks.)

This is a metafic about a disabled Inquisitor and the changes the disability not only brings for them, but also for their companions, their advisors, the Inquisition as a whole, and the people of Thedas. One of my goals for this was for it to be as inclusive as possible: your Inquisitor's race and gender don't matter. Every possible class is addressed. Topics include: addiction, amputation, bigots, blindness, depression, muteness, tranquil mages, transsexuality, veterans, withdrawal.

Flowers have meaning and, sometimes, not knowing them can be beneficial.

Cole grows increasingly confused by gender and seeks out advice.

I love Krem and Bull's banter :D

My Cousin is Dating an Alien, an essay by Moltka Bolotnikov, age 12 and ½.

The one where Caine meets Jupiter's family. This is that one.

Weiss wasn't sure how she felt about magazine reporters.

The day Aradia Megido arrived in New York, three important things happened, though she only noted two at the time.

Dorian is not returning to Tevinter, as such. He just happens to be the best person to pop over the border and chase down a few leftover Venatori, that's all. He'll be back to Skyhold in no time. Turns out the road to starting a revolution is paved with good intentions.

In which people with floofy pauldrons like Cullen should probably not stand so close to the woman waving around a lit candle on the end of a board.

If Cole met Anders.

What does a ghost care if you're mad? They've got eternity to make you count your sins.

In which A.I.M kidnap Tony. And decide to livetweet it.

Dagna makes Harding a present. Dagna has no concept of reasonable scope.

After Dorian's first heartbreak his mother teaches him a bit of old magic. Casting flowers and herbs into a bowl and wishing for someone doesn't make them real. Dorian refuses to believe the wish he made when he was younger came true, even if the evidence is staring him right in the face.

"Maker save me from you Southern chantry boys." Dorian shakes his head, rolling his eyes and not seeming like he minds being oggled all that much. "You believe in the Maker?" Cullen asks softly, stunned at the idea. He knew there was still a chantry further north, but the idea of them worshipping the same Maker Cullen does is difficult to grasp. "Don't you?"

The Iron Bull never asked Dorian to stay, but Dorian did.

“Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.” -Andre Gide

THOMAS is the gladers' one hope of escaping the maze. He's also a brain in a jar.

Okay, team, let's go steal the Earth.

A frog, a sorcerer, a sword, a porch, and a conversation in the dark.

"You make me feel like I'm not good enough."

"Temari, if you make me kiss him, you will regret it." Gaara's voice brooked no opposition.

Some choices, once made, cannot be taken back.

"Once upon a time in Fire Country, O my Best Beloved, three Ninjas went on a D-rank mission to retrieve a Cat..." A tale in the style of Rudyard Kipling's Just So Stories. Very silly.

Team 8 in a quiet moment during the timeskip, with lots of speculation about the origin and nature of the Aburame clan's bond with their kikkai. Fluffy enough to rot your teeth.

The dust settled slowly. Dirt coated the bodies strewn about like discarded clay dolls, clung to Naruto's skin like another layer of clothing. His blood pounded in his ears like frantic drums, and the sickly sweet metallic scent of blood hung thick in the air over the muted undertones of upturned earth. His fingers hurt from where they were clenched tight around the scrap of green fabric. He took in one choked breath, then another. Only forty seconds had passed.

Temari couldn't bake worth shit. It was commonly known among the village that Temari wasn't exactly a girlie-girl, but before their marriage Shikamaru'd had no concept of just how much the traditional wife he would be.

A musing on the social and legal construction of childhood in hidden villages. Downbeat and philosophical.

Temari and her family, before and after the demon.

This is literally like a history essay because I couldn't help myself. I'm sorry.

Sakura at work, because damn it, medic-nin should be scary to fight.

This day may have arrived sooner than she originally thought, but Yoshino couldn't have said she was all that surprised.

"There's a tiny scrap of a woman leaning against the wall near her. Jo's been too focused on the lack of readings, senses dulled by the white noise of the crowd. She curses herself silently."

Her favorite stories are of the master waterbender and the greatest earthbender on the planet.

"Sid learns how to skate on air."