The mere sight of Sue Sylvester is enough to make Cupid piss his diapers. That candy-ass little bastard doesn't stand a chance.

Kurt’s roped into a game of truth or dare.

Exactly what it says

A male figure skater and a former reality TV star walk into a bar.

Adam gives Jakob some tips on coming in second.

“And now we send it over to the Vancouver Memorial Lectodrome for what is one of the most anticipated events of these Winter Olympics."

Written for the Star Trek XI Kink Meme prompt found here: "Vulcans' hands are erogenous zones, data PADDs are not ergonomic even a little bit, and Spock is a workaholic. Conclusion: carpal tunnel. Achey, cracking joints, swollen wrists, general misery! Someone massages his hands to make him feel better!"

Adam glanced down, heavy-lidded, and smiled with one side of his mouth. "So," he said softly, "want a ride?"

“Did someone spike the whiskey, or did you get me a French figure skater for my birthday?”

What would have happened if instead of Tanith and Johnny rooming together, Apolo and Johnny had roomed together? Obviously, sex. That's just logic.

AU: Spock was raised on Earth with no Vulcan influence in his life.

Sora sees Riku in a new light. Then he sees Riku again in a...newer light.

Soul Eater levels up.

John is the top male figure skater in the world, Rodney is the captain of Canada's hockey team. They run into each other at the winter Olympics.

After the prince is thrown from the tower and killed, Rapunzel is left with child. Her son is taken away to live in the tower as Rapunzel's replacement, until a young lord comes to rescue him.

The story of a stablehand and his cruel stepfamily.

Lois Lane's son, Jason White, is hiding his powers until he literally runs into Conner Kent, also known as Superboy.

Sequel to "Rich Man's Darling." -- Luthor said warmly. "I'll make it worth your while." He rose from his chair and brought the baby over to Chase. "Clark's been devouring parenting books at a prodigious rate. He thinks Conner should have a well-baby check, and he didn't care for the doctor I originally suggested. Toby's wonderfully discreet, but he really does make a better emergency field medic than he does a pediatrician."

The Joker kidnaps Lex, intending to kill the president and discredit Superman all in one. Things don't quite go according to plan.-- Stewart ticked off on his fingers. "Withstood torture, beat up the Joker, shtupped Superman—" Wolf-whistles broke out in the crowd as Stewart spread his hands and said, "All I can say is—our president can beat up your president."

The IOA wants to replace John, but never fear, Rodney has a plan.

Gregor was fairly certain that Duncan would have mentioned it if he'd loaned him a cabin that came with a wolf. Only fairly certain, however. He could easily think of three reasons Duncan might not have told him--distraction, haste, someone else's secret--and none of them mattered right now. The wolf was badly hurt.

2010(or there abouts), John and Rodney have been cloned. They're ordered back to Earth and Jeannie is asked to take them in.

You were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles and my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet" and I was crying on a staircase, begging you, "Please don't go."

Obviously, it was not just any sort of egg.

One of your pairing requests was: ZukoxSokkaxZuko which was either a typo or (as I chose to see it) season 1 Evil!PrinceZukoxSokkaxDorky!GoodZuko. Tried to include as many prompts as I could. Fic is set in a series of four drabbily scenes.

This bipolar fic is torn between hot and incredibly sexy. I love manipulative!Aang, and Sokka is determined to teach him all he needs to know, dragging Zuko along as a hapless visual guide. LOL.

The summons — for it was a summons, of that there could be no doubt — came three weeks before the wedding, and from the bridegroom rather than the bride. Help manage Toph, he begged, or her head will explode before the wedding can take place.

None of the ascended had ever considered the repercussions of going back to visit – especially not the possibility of pregnancy. (Sentinel/Stargate Atlantis)

[SLASH, X/Oz] Xander's trying to get along with Willow's new love interest. He's really, really trying.

The whip in Philadelphia is the absolute last straw. sequel to Bingo

After a long few moments, half of an orange, and a quick scouring of his memory for relevant Archadian and Rabanastran political and cultural customs, Larsa realized that, should he be very patient and very clever, he could quite possibly have all three of them. Perhaps even at once.

A prequel to A Post Break-Up Conversation.

Break-Ups are always hard...Implied SLASH!

John, Rodney and a room full of...things.

Sulu did not say, 'How am I supposed to be after an involuntary threesome with you and a tentacle monster?'

Glee.

Her parents congratulated Toph on learning to read, but said that as much as they admired her newfound ability to write they'd rather she didn't bend "Toph Bei Fong was here" into *all* the decorative boulders.

After the war, Zuko visits the South Pole and learns something about the Water Tribe.

So even if Paris is a queen bitch diva who totally left him hanging at an absolutely terrible time and barely apologized for it, he's still Johnny's best friend, which means when he calls Johnny and begs him to chaperone – like he's some sort of middle-aged crocs-wearing skating mom, God – a night out in Chelsea, he can't really say no.

Maybe Mrs. Fabray was on a do-good high after giving up one of her kidneys for her cousin, or maybe it was just the morphine, but she'd brought Mr. Fabray—she kept calling him that, like it meant something—along with her to the pedes aisle to distract herself, and Quinn was being rocked to sleep by a nurse, unclaimed.

What if Clark were a good bit more of an alien than we think he is? And what if Lex found out about it?

"Wow," Adam said, after a moment, still without letting go. "Well, this could be awkward."

"But wait," Bob said. "Why does you having tentacles mean we can't date anymore?"

There wasn’t a whole lot to do at the Western Air Temple. On any given day, Sokka would get up, wander down to where Zuko and Aang were practising, and spend the morning fine-tuning his jerkbending puns.

The best reason for Zutara I think I've ever heard.

Sokka would swear, later on, that it was completely innocent when it started.

In which young Zuko disapproves of "Love Amongst the Dragons" (the tale of Princess Soza, Avatar Kuro, and a love that was never meant to be)

Future fic. Adam ends up in a coma and Kris wakes him up with a kiss, because there's a Prince Charming to every Sleeping Beauty.

Adam is a figure skater, Kris is a snowboarder. The Olympics are on. (Just go with the flow, this is too silly to have a summary anyway.)

"So what's the problem?" Elizabeth asked. "They won't talk to us unless we sing first," John said.