Jacob and Edward don't get along, but when something terrible happens to Jacob, a common enemy may bring them closer together than they've ever dreamed...whether they want it or not.

Kevin may have broken the seal with getting caught having premarital sex in the most obvious way possible (except a sex tape, Nick supposed), but Joe seemed bound and determined to be the first to break the tabloid barrier now that it was clear what was coming around the bend. Nick had no idea why his parents were taking such a hands off attitude about it. It was like they believed Joe was living out his own personal Rumspringa, but given time and plenty of space, Joe would be ready to come back into the fold soon enough. Nick was seriously starting to doubt this approach.

Growing up and falling in love, Strife style.

Sybok takes a class called History of Language over at the University, and meets a classmate who's even smarter than he is.

She’s in London when her friends decided to be idiots. Specifically she’s in London, in this bar she doesn’t really want to be in, sitting with a group of people she doesn’t really know, listening to this brunette – Lily, Spencer vaguely remembers her introducing herself as – drunkenly explaining her theory of whatever between tongue-raping the guy her friend came with, when instead of calling Brent, her best friends contact her. Or the Model!fic where Spencer gets kicked out of Panic! and instead of going home to lick her wounds, she stays in London, grows a foot or two and becomes an haute couture model. Includes Valentino and Giancarlo Giammetti, Karl Lagerfeld, various models, fashion people, Bob being awesome, and Spencer and Ryan redefining how to be SpencerandRyan.

In which Adam (a rock star) meets Kris (a single dad) at an Emergency Room in Arkansas at the end of a particularly shitty night. Also features: San Francisco, fresh starts, baked goods, OCs, cameo appearances by Matt and Megan, pirates, monsters with garbage heads and a recording studio.

It was indeed Noel Henderson standing behind his mother in Tim's bedroom doorway. It wasn't a figment of Tim's imagination or the product of a fever dream. It was real, and it was horrible.

Donnelly O'Keefe is the star of this story as the anchor of all things pageantry for his sister, mother and every other pageant princess in sight at the biggest beauty competition next to Miss America. He can handle women freaking because of a broken heel or a bad ketchup stain on an evening gown, but when his sister's greatest rival comes into the picture with a fiancé who looks like he stepped out of the fifties, some things are going to come into question. Namely, why Don and this guy keep running into each other, and why...why he doesn't exactly hate it.

Being a singer has always been Kris's dream. Being a superhero is just an accident of birth.

Kris honestly thought it was a phone booth, okay. But a phone booth wouldn't easily fit three people in it, right? It also wouldn't be bigger on the inside. A phone booth couldn't travel in space and time. This is a story of Kris Allen meeting a mad man with a blue box, going back in time, and realizing that sometimes it just takes a long time to figure out that you have always been in love with somebody.

Each of these stories is self-contained and can be read individually, but together they chronicle Kris Allen's sexual and romantic adventures throughout his four years at college. So you can read the stories in the order they're intended (particularly if you don't want to be spoiled), but you can also take your chances and click on anything, read it a row at a time, or just read the pairings or kinks you're interested in. Whatever's your preference!

This is the sequel to An In-Body Experience. Read that first, or you'll be wondering why on earth the characters are all behaving the way they are.

BOARDING SCHOOL AU.

“Cobb’s in a coma,” Arthur says. It’s the first time he’s said it out loud; the words feel strange in his mouth. “He’s fallen into limbo. Mal and I can’t wake him up.”

Ed would find rescuing Roy a lot easier if Roy would stop trying to put his hands down his trousers.

"Just who're you calling..." Edward's voice stuttered to a halt as he saw where the man was pointing. "...short?"

So. In response to the question, "What would it look like if Edward Elric were as crazy as Allen Walker?" I said, well. CLEARLY I MUST WRITE THAT FIC.

It wasn't like Hojo had left clear instructions on how to reverse a sacrifice to the Gate.

Jean had gone to pick up the boss. He hadn’t anticipated any problems; the boss, despite everything, was pretty easy to get along with, and at this time of day, traffic wouldn’t even be bad. He hadn’t remembered the girlfriend until it was too late.

Suppose the series ended with Al restored, but not Ed, and Bradley still in power. Divergent Future, spoilers through ep 18. Roy takes Ed back under his wing and teaches him to be even more formidable. Drama and domesticity ensue, as Ed and Roy deal with politics and relationships and wind up being unspeakably adorable in their own way.

In some other world, Burt Hummel is the one who died young, leaving his wife to raise Kurt alone. Kurt's life may be very different, but some essentials will never change for a gay kid in a conservative town.

In which Gwen’s passive-aggressive revenge leads to, amongst other things, Merlin making a new friend.

some blonde-haired blue-eyed all American newbie who keeps creeping into his dreams about Brittany, Santana and Quinn having a threesome, and pushing the girls aside so he can deep-throat him with that fucking huge mouth

The Losers go to Disney World. Do I really have to say more?

Set during BtVS S4. Xander discovers Spike in an alley, seriously brain-damaged.

AU from Kings on Ice in March – while in Moscow, Johnny is attacked by a creature he only thought existed in nightmares. Infected by the vampire his only hope is a group of Vampire Hunters, but some of them think it would be easier to just kill him and be done with it. With more enemies than friends he struggles for his life as well as his humanity.

Waking up the morning after can be crazy for anyone, but when you’re a Loser…yeah, some shit went down.

When Max makes contact with someone in Ohio, the Losers go undercover to follow up that lead.

While on a mission in New York, Cougar, the sniper, goes missing off the rooftop where he stationed. Jensen becomes obsessed with finding out what happened to his best friend, convinced that he will be back, safe and sound. When Cougar does come back, however, Jensen starts to realize that something is wrong with his closest friend - he's cold, he doesn't seem to breathe when he sleeps, and his eyes are like blood. Then he starts having the dreams.

Jensen’s been hiding a significant secret from the rest of the Losers. Events soon force him to reveal it when an old enemy resurfaces and threatens his team.

"Superman's the last of his kind, too," Ronon said quickly. “I'm going to try to get McKay to rig me up some heat vision so I can melt steel like Superman."

Arthur, Merlin, frat brothers, the Dragon, Arthur's BlackBerry, script writing, shitty hip-hop music, Dogma, FATE & DESTINY - oh God I wish I were joking.

Kakashi and Iruka are bonded together, entirely against their wishes. While Iruka begins to deal with it, Kakashi still has... doubts.

"He's a collector," Neal said. // "Just don't get into trouble while we're gone," Nate said.

"Spencer!" Lassy shouted over the din of the bullpen. Shawn grinned. He bet his most favoritest Head Detective had just found the 'surprise' that an 'anonymous admirer' had left on his desk earlier.

YOu know these teams would so be able to take over the world together.

The team is a man short for a job, luckily Eliot has someone he can call, even if he doesn’t like it. His cousin, psychic detective Shawn Spencer

While Eliot and Hardison fight, Parker and Sophie wait anxiously for the moment we've all been waiting for.

This is a Nate/Werewolf!Eliot/Sophie verse written for my first H/C bingo card

The team takes on a case involving foster kids and Eliot's week get very long.

When Eliot buys time for Parker and Hardison to get out on a job gone south the price ends up being higher than anyone expected.

Eliot's injuries catch up with him after the 'The First David Job'

It’s the challenge that gets her off really, the chance to steal the unstealable, to break into the unbreakintoable facility. And never in the world has a challenge existed like Tony Stark, who likes his women ‘available’ and not too bright, his scotch aged and over ice, and his home safe and mostly secure. It was inevitable really.

A new way for Hardison and Eliot to relate to each other, and an exploration of their pasts. Not a PWP or a character study.

Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Revenge. Giants. Monsters. Chases. Escapes. True love. Miracles. And Team Leverage.

Nana needs help looking after her Grandson. Unfortunately, all she's got is a crew of only-semi-retired crooks.

Eliot Spencer had been living in the world of the supernatural longer than most people had the good sense to.

Eliot stalks Methos a little. A collection of weird drabbles. Probably with more to come.

It started as a vacation with Sora showing them the worlds he had visited. They were just three teenagers traveling together and having fun. Pretending to be normal. The trouble came when they tried to go home. Normal isn't for them. SoraxRiku

A newly reconciled Burt and Finn set about finding the one thing that will make their new family complete: a boyfriend Kurt.