On a shopping excursion, Zuko discovers a little secret about Sokka and a dress provides a unique bonding experience.

“Okay, we’re in trouble,” Sokka manages as the solid metal cell door locks shut, although he doesn’t know why he just said “we” considering who it is he’s in trouble with.

"I really don't know," Kris says somewhere over his head, "what I'm going to do with you."

The Wildcats -- Captain Bolt, Strawberry Sugar, Frappe, Go, and +ayl0r -- will go down in history as one of the greatest superhero teams of all time. But how did these heroes get started, and how did they come together as a team? And what about Chiaro and Scuro, the twin super villains (or are they just misunderstood)? And why the heck does Captain Bolt turn orange in direct sunlight..?

Some men are born to hunt, some are born to hunt together. Warning: graphic slashing of two main characters. FR21 right from the beginning.

My response to the "10 Things That Never Happened" challenge

Due to a magical backlash Xander is now fifteen. With the newly awoken slayers lusting after him the PTB decides to place him somewhere else. Spike goes with. SLASH!

The House of Debauchery get a new Lord. A Buffy/Xena crossover.Wil be SLASH Xan/Spike others as they come.

Harry is about to meet Draco's Ex-Boyfriend. Slash Harry/Draco...Past Draco/Xander. Sequel to A Post Break-up Conversation.

When Buffy dies, Xander breaks a vow kept by his bloodline for centuries. Slash. Xander/Spike, implied Ares/Xnder, Ares/Joxer.

When Xander seems to be losing his way, Willow gives him a mission: to study the only known Sentinel. Xander may just learn about more than Sentinels while in Cascade. No Partner Betrayal! Jim/Blair (Sentinel), Blair/Xander, Xander/Spike

Jack hates it when missions go wrong. Having a vampire with a couple of civvies show up after a wormhole/portal disaster is just the icing on the cake.

A series of moments back at home base... at least it's home for the Sunnydale crew. Jack would rather be fighting goa'uld

Xander has never had the best home life. What happens when a long lost relative finds out? Crossover with SG-1. **SLASH in later chapters.**

Scoobies who don't understand Xander and Spike's new relationship, a big bad trying to end the world, and a missing lover all conspire to keep life from being boring... or easy

When Xander confronts Angel in season one, calling him a pedophile, everything changes. This story covers Buffy, seasons 1-3

In prison for attempted larceny and highway robbery, Dom (Fast and the Furious) gets stuck with a one eyed cellmate who tells some pretty strange stories.

When one of Daniel Jackson's friends goes snooping into the wrong computer, the SG-1 team comes to Cascade to find her before the NID can. But the local detective assigned to assist them--and his very strange anthropologist partner--complicate things

High school is out, and Xander is struggling to find his path--first in Sunnydale and then in L.A. And the whole time, Angel is waiting in the wings and the PTB are lurking in the shadows

Kurt starts dating a baseball player. Puck is not pleased.

Mindy makes a request of Josh, and of Drake, and it doesn't end as she'd planned. Although, then again, maybe it does.

He kept it a secret. Not because he was ashamed of it--Kurt wasn’t ashamed of much. But figure skating was his thing, not Mercedes’s, not Rachel’s, no one but his, and his mother’s. He never expected anyone to find out.

"You noticed Puck was checking out your ass, right?" Tina says. "Really, don't mention it," Kurt says. "Don't mention anything that just happened. I refuse to give him the pleasure of believing his new bullying techniques are working on me."

Kurt strides the corridors with his head held high, and he has no idea what he does to Puck at all. Thank God. So, this is the loosely-promised prequel/sequel/companion piece to ‘Cause You’ve Got An Awfully Long Way To Go, from Puck’s POV,

The amazing Brittney is upset 'cause she can't get her new "boyfriend", Kurt, off, and this seriously goes against her perfect record. Her brain is actually stimulated by Kurt's questions on what it's like kissing boys, and she gets the idea to emulate a guy to get Kurt off. Of course, she chooses to act like Puck because, like, have you seen his guns? He's got skillz. In order to add realism, she gets one of Puck's sweaty gym shirts. Puck wants in and she tells him she'll record him a vid.

Pretty Woman Human redux. Hooker!Kirk.

Cloud’s guilt and immortality kept him from the Promised Land while Jenova’s power has been reborn through the Sorceresses. Squall’s just trying to keep everything from falling apart.

Two years after retrieving his brother's body from the Gate of Truth Edward Elric is still paying the price. Will his debt ever be repaid, or will it finally cost him everything? Alternate Timeline. Roy/Ed. Complete

HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU. Harry found out he's Snape's son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he's dodging Snape's suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.

[STXI AU of Jane Austen’s classic, Pride and Prejudice] Vivacious Jim is fascinated and repelled by the arrogant Mr. Spock, whose condescending airs and acrid tongue have alienated Jim’s entire family. The romantic clash of these two opinionated young people occurs on an Earth long-settled by Vulcans, whose elite, logic-minded race comprises the top of the social hierarchy. Jim and Spock find themselves in a spirited courtship that challenges their beliefs about themselves and the world they live in.

Puck doesn't understand Kurt nearly as much as he'd thought. Curiosity leads him to do something about it.

Harry and Draco are straight Aurors. Then they're gay teachers. It makes sense in context.

Rupert Giles lent money to a young man who needed a little push in the right direction. Xander Harris attended college, finished with a degree in criminology, and after Buffy's death, left Sunnydale in the capable hands of Faith and Angel. Willow Rosenberg and Tara McClay chose to stay in Cleveland, while Giles, Dawn and Spike have settled in England. After a stint at FLETC, a friend named Riley Finn recommended him to NCIS in Washington D.C., where he is now a special agent, working under Leroy Jethro Gibbs.

To save his family's winery Kris accepts a surprise proposal from an old friend. Contemporary Arranged Marriage fic, just go with the flow, okay?

“Uther Pendragon is an elitist old fool,” Her Highness said sharply, sighing in anger. “But he has a point. So long as the law stands, you are required to comply, or the crown will be forfeit.” “To Uther?” Merlin said, shocked. “No, no, don’t be foolish.” Grandmother gave an impatient wave of her hand. “Have your history lessons taught you nothing? He has no more claim to the throne than most commoners, despite what he likes to think.” “But unfortunately, his nephew does, through an indiscreet relationship between your father’s first cousin Igraine and Uther’s late brother. If you were forced to abdicate for any reason, his genetic claim, bastardized though it may be, places Uther’s nephew directly in the line of succession.”

Two artist-athletes, too talented to be normal but not too gay to function, have sex, fall in love, recover from injuries both physical and emotional, make unsustainable promises, spend their endorsement checks on noodles and fashion, go on tour, deal with being almost famous, and learn a thing or two about women, not necessarily in that order. There might also be some skating.

Kris/Adam AU. Adam and Kris are in high school. Adam starts a gay/straight alliance and Katy and her friends want to join. Katy is dating Kris, and she makes him come along. He realizes he has feelings for Adam/is gay/etc. Something about them working together in the GSA, too, if you can.

When Spock left Starfleet after the encounter with Nero, Jim thought he'd lost his chance at their supposedly destined friendship. Upon returning to Earth after the Enterprise's first five-year mission, he discovers that Spock lost far more. Jim's willing to fight for the bright future they were promised, but the one thing standing in its way is Spock himself.

Bobby gets a tattoo. All hell breaks loose in NYC.

“Let me get this straight,” Kurt begins, resisting the urge to laugh, “you knocked up Finn’s girlfriend and you want to apologise to him by trying to make him gay?”

Kevin may have broken the seal with getting caught having premarital sex in the most obvious way possible (except a sex tape, Nick supposed), but Joe seemed bound and determined to be the first to break the tabloid barrier now that it was clear what was coming around the bend. Nick had no idea why his parents were taking such a hands off attitude about it. It was like they believed Joe was living out his own personal Rumspringa, but given time and plenty of space, Joe would be ready to come back into the fold soon enough. Nick was seriously starting to doubt this approach.

Growing up and falling in love, Strife style.

Sybok takes a class called History of Language over at the University, and meets a classmate who's even smarter than he is.

She’s in London when her friends decided to be idiots. Specifically she’s in London, in this bar she doesn’t really want to be in, sitting with a group of people she doesn’t really know, listening to this brunette – Lily, Spencer vaguely remembers her introducing herself as – drunkenly explaining her theory of whatever between tongue-raping the guy her friend came with, when instead of calling Brent, her best friends contact her. Or the Model!fic where Spencer gets kicked out of Panic! and instead of going home to lick her wounds, she stays in London, grows a foot or two and becomes an haute couture model. Includes Valentino and Giancarlo Giammetti, Karl Lagerfeld, various models, fashion people, Bob being awesome, and Spencer and Ryan redefining how to be SpencerandRyan.

In which Adam (a rock star) meets Kris (a single dad) at an Emergency Room in Arkansas at the end of a particularly shitty night. Also features: San Francisco, fresh starts, baked goods, OCs, cameo appearances by Matt and Megan, pirates, monsters with garbage heads and a recording studio.

Being a singer has always been Kris's dream. Being a superhero is just an accident of birth.

Jacob and Edward don't get along, but when something terrible happens to Jacob, a common enemy may bring them closer together than they've ever dreamed...whether they want it or not.

Kris honestly thought it was a phone booth, okay. But a phone booth wouldn't easily fit three people in it, right? It also wouldn't be bigger on the inside. A phone booth couldn't travel in space and time. This is a story of Kris Allen meeting a mad man with a blue box, going back in time, and realizing that sometimes it just takes a long time to figure out that you have always been in love with somebody.

It was indeed Noel Henderson standing behind his mother in Tim's bedroom doorway. It wasn't a figment of Tim's imagination or the product of a fever dream. It was real, and it was horrible.

Donnelly O'Keefe is the star of this story as the anchor of all things pageantry for his sister, mother and every other pageant princess in sight at the biggest beauty competition next to Miss America. He can handle women freaking because of a broken heel or a bad ketchup stain on an evening gown, but when his sister's greatest rival comes into the picture with a fiancé who looks like he stepped out of the fifties, some things are going to come into question. Namely, why Don and this guy keep running into each other, and why...why he doesn't exactly hate it.