Tony Stark meets a recently thawed out Captain America.

Petunia married a professor, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, introducing strange new opportunities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell.

"You can't make a sub the military commander of Atlantis," Ford said.

Spoony is offered some help in the inevitable fight against the Black Lantern Spoony...but is he willing to accept it?

Team TGWTG wakes up as very different people, and are sent on a spiraling path towards...well, for the moment, confusion.

It was just a contest.

Linkara wants to make Linking Up with Linkara, but his pesky inner feminist won't let him write a script. Only solution? Turn to the original. But that's a lot of alcohol...

"You asked for my hand."

Paw makes the mistake of crossing paths with Insano. He flees to Todd in hopes of sympathy.

Our heroes are the stars of Critic's indie porn site and a journalist needs to learn to do their job.

Spoony/Linkara. Linkara is 16 and their real-world age gap is in place, making Spoony about 22-23. Slightly jaded college grad inducting a (mostly) innocent virgin into a new world of sensual pleasure, with total consent on everyone's part, pleeze.

I'd like the victim tied up, painfully aroused and unable to relieve it, being teased and tormented by their captor. They try to resist it at first, but eventually end up begging for relief. (Whether they get it or not is up to anon)

This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, not with a whimper, but with Change. After the bombs fall, Critic must lead his people on an epic journey in search of a place to call home.

"If we're going to do this, it can't be with the end of a guitar string and ink dipped from a ball point pen."

Thor loved a good victory.

After being chased for years for being irreplacable, it was a relief to share himself with someone who kept a man in every port.

Some things are always going to be confusing for Steve. It doesn't matter that it's been a few months since he'd woken up in the twentieth-first century, or that he is more or less used that things changed and that the world is very different from the one he'd left behind.

It takes a lot to impress Starscream. But that? Was impressive.

Written for a prompt on Anenko's Bad Sex & Awkward Romance: a comment-a-thon that got away from me.

And sometimes a car picks a driver with a crazy-jealous sword. Sequel to "My Other Car Is A...."

Okay, so at least Insano hadn't taken things any further after Linkara passed out. He let himself fall back against the pillows, only to jolt back up when a whimper reached his ear. He tensed, but the sound was more broken than manic.

Tritter's case against House still depends on subpoenaed testimony from Wilson. To save House from losing everything, the doctors of PPTH decide on an unusual solution, which in turn leads to unexpected consequences. This is a story about the sacrifices we make that turn out not to be such great sacrifices after all.

From: Xander To: all Slayers Re: using the computers in the library

Merlin as the Prince's bride.

An old friend, a missing heir, a vengeful plot, a brother's pain; all tied somehow to a murderous conspiracy in the Western Lands. Inuyasha faces his father's people to unravel the lies and seek out his destiny - and perhaps find the place he belongs.

Knocking is a virtue.

God knows why I do but I fancy a genderswapped, I-don't-mind-what-happens-as-long-as-its-fun fairytale. Something like Critic as Sleeping Beauty, Linkara as Snow White or Spoony as Cinderella...

One of the guys (seriously, anyone is fine. I don't mind if it's one of big three or the more minor boys) gets strapped to a bed with a vibrating buttplug inside them. Whether they get freed or not by someone else is up to you, I just want them really hurting by the end of it.

TL; DR, Dr. Insano has his first time taken by SWS!Spoony, tries to hide it, Linkara finds out anyway, and Toppy!Linkara/Shy!Semi-Traumatized!Dr. Insano sex happens.

So Insano likes it when people are a bit rough with him (No outright pain-fetish just a bit of being shoved against a wall and his partner being a bit rough) Spoony finds out. And helps Insano out (if you know what I mean...)

A series of events through love and hate, want and need. A piece for torsstupidmouth's birthday. AU.

Written for the kink meme - I'd love to see an AU of His Dark Materials and it would be interesting to see what Dæmons the reviewers might have. I can go into detail as to the various reasons I gave various reviewers the daemons I did, if you would so wish for me to do so.

TGWTG version of Aladdin . Spoony sang a whole new world, so don't be supprised XD

as a new Era of War begins, the King of Galore has chosen three warriors to recreate the ancient mystic ways and get the power to beat the Shadow Lord, but as these three engage into the journey, they will discover more about themselves and how the legends of their enchanted land relate to his own personal story. Introducing swordsman!Spoony, wizard!Linkara and assassin!Critic, The Land of Galore, the upcoming battle and the enemies ahead.

Exactly what it says on the tin!

"The most he'd ever cared about anything remotely related was his uniform, which, beyond the stylistic, was pretty necessary. But now his suit comes from a lab far more advanced than the basement of a Brooklyn antique shop, and the only decision he really gets to make is if his pants are too tight. (They were, but he doesn't really think they changed them. He doesn't know why, but he thinks that might have been on purpose.) That being said, he doesn't know what he's done to deserve the double take Tony gives him as he walks in the room."

Lady Scarlett takes a bath with aid from her maidservant, Dayna.

An hour and three quarters later, still short the specific book he needed but richer by half a dozen other volumes he'd thought gone forever, he opened the last of the boxes in Sam's pile.

Janet folded her arms around her clipboard and smiled at the two men who stood staring at her, holding specimen cups and wearing nearly identical expressions of disbelief. "Washington wants to know if multiple trips through the Stargate has had any effect on reproductive ability. They want sperm count and sperm motility of all personnel who go off world, checked."

Jared was raised as a girl.

Jared centeric-if you see Cupid, bitchslap that little motherfucker for me, will ya