Fixing Al.

You can always tell it’s Sunday by the yelling from the Elric house.

On a less horrible note! This is one of the promised FMA/DGM crossovers—some DGM characters flung randomly into FMA-verse. *eyes fic dubiously* So the world of Fullmetal Alchemist is pretty sane, balanced, and logical. Sure, things are bad sometimes, things are complicated sometimes, but they make sense. And are usually, I don’t know, indefinably wholesome. DGM, meanwhile, is such a sick, twisted, chaotic crazy-factory that there are no words. Fitting them together: fun times. Also, Ed and Allen in the same room, BEST THING EVER. XD

Slinking closer, Roy took a deep breath and then another.

Roy looked down at his coffee, but he'd stopped letting Hawkeye make it, so he couldn't blame it on that.

You got respect when you were the Flame Alchemist, but it was nothing compared to a man with claws and the will to use them.

The Ember Island Players did him a favor, really, when they took their show on the road.

"Humes believe any viera they meet is a female," Fran says, with a tilt of her head that he is coming to recognise as her equivalent of a shrug. "It is my luck that their expectations match my self and my misfortune that they do not often encompass my body." Balthier nods. He is tall, and slim, and he, too, is lucky. Set c. 701 OV.

Aladdin's just trying to live his life, as best as he knows. FtM Aladdin.

After Martha Kent learns she has a grandson, well, she's not going to just stay sitting down, no sir.

Being that Robin is from Gotham, Batman's protégé, she had expected that he would be the one who'd take the longest to convince about her being in the team.

Superboy likes sleeping in Robin's bed, even when he has nightmares.

"I'm sure you're not going to care, it's very weak of me," Haru tells Sasuke, almost casual. "I'm in love with you. It's not hero-worship. It's not a phase. I am not confused." Silence. Sasuke's expression doesn't change at all. Haru knows better than to think he didn't hear, or misunderstood. He probably suspected it a while ago. But it's alright (it's not, it hurts.) This isn't the reason Haru brought them both here.

Barry says, “Maybe we should have gotten the lovebirds their own table,” and that’s the point where Dick can’t take it anymore. In which there are fake relationships, bro codes, schemes and surprisingly supportive mentors. Oh, and some cupcakes.

Dick's been waiting seven years to stick his tongue down Wally's throat, but now he's got a plan. Sort of.

The only reason Adam goes on the stupid camping trip is because of Keith.

"Of all the questionable life-style choices Adam has made in his life (and there are a lot to choose from), he never expected volunteering at a ecological charity to be the one that ruined his life."

This is not your typical SGC mission. No, not even for SG-1.

"Adam has been a unicorn activist for four years and an honest to god recording artist for eight months when he goes to throw his trash in the dumpster one night and finds a baby unicorn hiding behind the recycling bin."

Author of Queensguard

"The fifth season of Supernatural, CW's paranormal drama, is scheduled for a return to our screens in autumn. Show creator Eric Kripke is reported to be "thrilled" with the news that show stars, Jared Padelecki and Jensen Ackles, have confirmed they'll be returning as brothers Dean and Sam Winchester. CW sources confirm that shooting is due to start soon with the first episode due to air on September 20th, 2012." It's been nearly three years since the war against the alien race known as the Others changed the world and nearly four months since they were beaten back by Earth's natural superweapons, the dragons. Jared's looking forward to reconnecting with his best friend and picking up life where he left off. It doesn't seem much to ask but after three years, how much has really changed? And are the secrets Jensen's hiding better left alone?

From the same arms dealers that brought you environmentally-friendly nukes, the latest in non-lethal chemical weapons: sex pollen!

"Freeport colony: a notorious den of pirates, smugglers and thieves. Wufei persuades one of its denizens, his one-time ally Duo, to help him catch a killer hiding there. Agent Chang thinks he knows what to expect, from this case, from Freeport and from Duo Maxwell. He couldn't be more wrong."

Heero let himself be shoved against the table of their booth, the club lights dark and flickering, indistinct and at once revealing and concealing.

I wasn’t going to post this because it’s INSANE, but then...well. PWP! I wrote it! This never happens, guys, so...enjoy. In case you’re like WHO IN THE HELL IS BRENDON URIE? Here is a visual. He’s really hot and he makes funny faces like Darren does when he sings. Obviously they are MFEO.

Obligatory post-prom fic. Kurt adores Blaine, but sometimes he worries that he fell on his head as a child. “I am wearing the clothing of Scottish royalty, Blaine.”

The girls chased Heero. They chased Duo too, but Duo always let himself get caught. Consequently Heero was the more sought after of the two, because every girl likes a challenge.

Wufei, struggling with his demons, agrees to a wartime fling with Heero, no affection needed or wanted. But the 'arrangement' lasts and grows as they join the preventers. It could become a source of strength for both... if they let it.

AU. Kurt's a classically trained dancer who has trouble connecting to his audience. Puck's a novice b-boy with loads of charisma and not a whole lot else. When they meet at the New York auditions for So You Think You Can Dance, both their lives change in more ways than they anticipated.

Actually, "pervy dragonfic" is really working for me, here.

People get possessed all the time.

Bowman's bright idea has unexpected results.

This is just how Ashton's luck runs.

Quatre and Duo play a game of seduction.

Tony. Bruce. Sex.

What it says on the box.

They meet again.

Two tickets to a circus never used, a little boy forgotten, and a chance meeting. Of such things are legends made.

You would think that grown men would be able to interact with Superman and Batman without turning into thirteen-year-old girls. You would be wrong.

Tim gets twitchy if you stare at him, apparently, which means that staring officially counts as bugging Tim.

I don't remember the exact prompt, only that it was Sokka/Zuko sex pollen! DO WANT. There was either a reply or at least five comments promising one.

A misguided bet goes a little too far and Jacob finds himself with a leading role in a series of pornographic films directed towards gay men, there's only one problem…he's straight. He's straight and harboring a heated obsession with his devastatingly sexy co-star. But when feelings start to develop and the lust starts to evolve into something more…he finds himself struggling between what's real and what's make believe.

"I heard you were going to Portland," the werewolf says bluntly, leaning against the cycle. "I'm coming with you." Bella's transformation goes wrong, and Edward and Jacob must work together to find her before the Volturi do. Edward/Jacob. Completed.

Written for the Pimp my Bunnies Contest on Fanfiction.net for the prompt: "I want to see Jasper use his power to torture Edward in a public place, sexually, of course. Classroom, crowded night club, grocery store, whatever you fancy. I want to see Edward positively desperate and writhing without Jasper even touching him. Bonus points for a public, slightly humiliating orgasm, even more so if Edward gets some payback."

Edward Cullen is a single father with two kids, who is in desperate need for a nanny.

Yet another imprinting fic. Jacob imprints on Edward and flees, intent on free-will, but he isn't going to survive without contact. Edward has to find him to save his life - but Jacob isn't going to make it that easy. Set during Eclipse, before the truce between sides.

Zelda has always been caught between one and the other. When her personal freedom crashes around her heels, it finally means being able to find the true freedom he's always craved.

The Engineer's learned his share in his time, so when the Scout has questions, he answers.