“You will never guess what I stole,” Neal’s singsong voice came over the earpiece.

Some things are true and some are not.

Merlin has a magical mishap and Arthur rather enjoys it.

“I am so glad we’re friends, Toph,” Zuko said, his tone deadpan. “You’re just so encouraging and supportive. Especially when you physically tie me up and kidnap me.”

Arthur and Eames adopt a kid and raise that kid into Neal Caffrey.

Harry Potter gets force-fed the blue pill. Welcome to Ohio, Mr. Anderson. (Or: the one where Blaine is secretly actually Harry Potter.)

Jacob needs to get as far away from Washington as he possibly can. He doesn't know where he's going, but he finds a very special someone when he gets there. Eventual Jacob/Kurt.

It was a well-known fact that Mr. Dashwood, of note for having come nearer the South Pole than any other man in Boston (and then for having come to write about it most thrillingly), had some queer ways about him.

Dick visits. Tim wigs. Kon stresses.

Kon's confused. Tim's not helping.

All was right(ish) in the life of Noah Puckerman: he had a decent job, he spent most of his downtime up some cheerleader’s skirt, and he got to screw MILFs on the side after scrubbing their pool liners clean. But when he starts noticing Kurt Hummel’s presence more than he used to (and a hell of a lot more than he should), things start to get really freaking complicated really freaking fast. Between field trips, car crashes, weddings, hotel rooms, and less actual sex than he knows how to even survive -- Noah finds himself stumbling unexpectedly into something that looks suspiciously like a relationship with the same little fairy boy he used to throw into dumpsters. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is enough to throw any hot-blooded teenage boy for a freaking loop.

Beauty and the Beast with a twist (and a wriggle)

When Spencer is born, he gets his dad’s blue eyes, his mom’s auburn hair and his great, great, great grandparents’ lycanthropy. A story about Spencer's life growing up as a werewolf, meeting his mate and being confused as to why one of his band mates smells so fucking good all the time.

Kris isn’t taking his first summer without Adam well.

When the full moon comes, Kris Allen finds himself transforming into a fox, after an attack earlier that day by what he thoguht to be a rabid fox. Injured and confused, the tiny fox is picked up by a couple members of the local werewolf pack as a chewtoy gift for their Alpha, Adam Lambert. But when Adam lays eyes on the little ball of fluff, he decides to keep him instead...

Since Tommy has been having sex with Adam for almost a year, he feels pretty qualified to say that Adam is not nearly as vanilla as he seems to think he is.

Neal didn't owe many people favors.

For [info]tigriswolf's [info]comment_fic prompt "Inception/Leverage, Eliot&Arthur, it's been awhile since Eliot saw his little brother" (theme was 'Prompt is the first line')

Neal needs a favor, and calls a friend of a friend.

A year after the events with the Narada, the Enterprise has left Kirk and Spock to complete a diplomatic mission. Things go wrong when Kirk loses consciousness and Spock realizes he's been given a powerful aphrodisiac. First time story.

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Artie thinks about college and discovers something someone should have told him about a long time ago.

Various characters have problems in or concerns about their relationships/sex lives, which they write to an advice columnist about.

Sequel to Heart of a Lion. What it says on the tin.

Story 3 in Bridges verse: 'One girl' in all the world became 'many girls' became 'one boy'.

Written for the Star Trek XI Kink Meme prompt found here: Kirk, wanting to right by Spock, and wanting to make their relationship meaningful, decides to take their relationship slowly, and, instead of having sex right away, decides to do (what he thinks are) harmless acts of affection, such as holding hands and brief touches. Only, for those of Vulcan descent, the fingers/hands are much more sensitive than for humans. Make this a fluff-filled relationship fic. I want it to make my teeth rot with sweetness by the end of it. :) I was distracted by approximately eighty bajillion things when I was trying to write this prompt and I feel like it's by far the weakest thing I've written for the kink meme. I considered scrapping it entirely, but after ages poring over it and trying to make it work, I'm releasing it to the internet anyway.

What it says on the box.

Fingers are erogenous zones for Vulcans, right? So I want to see Jim making Spock orgasm without being touched. Maybe it starts out as an accident, Spock gets a cut on his finger and Jim sticks in in his mouth without thinking because his mom always did that, or something like that, and then he notices that it makes Spock hot and sexytimes commence.

I read [livejournal.com profile] fandomsecrets for fun, sometimes, and sometimes I come across interesting or lovely or entertaining secrets about kink and kink practice. After I showed one of them to [personal profile] thingswithwings, she suggested that we start saving them. And then we thought, well, what if we made a curated collection of kinky or potentially-kinky or pervertibly-kinky fandom secrets?

Does what it says on the tin. Five times in Spencer's life that he tells someone he likes guys.

It's kind of a rule. You have a Robin, sooner or later you put him in a dress.

James stumbles into a situation he was really not expecting, and then gets offered something he never thought he’d have. Yeah, that’s not vague at all. LOL

Jeremy Clarkson MP, the enormously unpopular Member for Dunsfold North, is rather puzzled to find a male prostitute in his hotel room. He didn't care what his staff got up to in their private lives, but James could at least have given the poor bloke the right room number. Written for 'prostitutes' prompt on AU Bingo.

"Intemperance," a story from the secret journals of Doctor John H. Watson, intimate friend and long-time companion of the infamous Sherlock Holmes: A most curious and instructive report of the great man's improbable fecundation, gestation, and parturition.

Fifty one-sentence chunks of an Avatar/FMA crossover. Basic idea is that after some implied (non-canon) craziness in Amestris, Ed and restored!Al find themselves lost in a desert, under stars they don't recognize and with only the vaguest memories of how they got there.

Fourth Year Toph Bei Fong holds the record for the most detentions served by a single student in five hundred years of Hogwarts's illustrious history. She has a tattoo, regularly gets illegal paraphernalia from Hogsmeade, and is proud of being the reason for every last one of McGonagall's gray hairs. She's also the single most hated person in the whole school.

When Draco is forced to go to Muggle Studies, and have a muggle as his pen pal, he wasn't ready for the american who could insult and make him reluctantly amused at the same time. Chloe Ann Sullivan doesn't know her place, but for some utterly messed up reason, that's the fun part.

Maybe it's alright to take what you can, when you can. It isn't perfect, it might be wrong, but soon enough you'll end up alone anyway. Series of loosely connected ficlets.

A desperate Ginny Weasley uses a spell to show Harry she is his mate, but instead Harry with Remus and Sirius are taken to a world with three suns, a convicted murderer and other crash survivors and a planet full of hungry creatures that are eagerly lying in wait for the lights to go out.

see: Title

Getting bitten by a werewolf is bad enough, but it gets worse when living on a planet with five moons.

One night, on a whim, Gerard sends an email to Top Gear asking if he can be a guest on their show. After one week, a dozen more emails and a three-way phone call with Richard Hammond and Pete Wentz, he's invented a new motorsport instead. This fic covers the events of the First Annual Cross Country Tour Bus Race, including Pete Wentz getting kicked off his own bus, Panic and the Veins swapping members four times, and ending with a concert where the winner plays the final set and the band in last place plays a song in the nude.

Tommy should have known that something was up when the guy had walked into the restaurant and he’d immediately been drawn to him like a moth to a flame. Tommy had never really thought that instant attraction was real, but it sure felt like he had been wrong. And after what he thinks is just a simple one-night stand, it turns out that he was right after all. Instant attraction really is bullshit, but bonding is apparently all too real. To make things even more complicated, it turns out that he bonded with Adam Lambert – as in Adam Lambert, the rock star. It isn’t the most ideal way of finding a gig, but it’s a simple enough solution to their problem, so Tommy goes on tour with Adam as his bassist while they wait for the bond to run its course. It goes surprisingly well – Tommy fits in great with the band and he and Adam fall into an easy friendship (it doesn’t hurt that the sex is amazing either). It all seems so simple, until Tommy realizes that it’s not.