Matt likes breasts. Mohinder doesn't have breasts. There's porn anyway. Written for geeklovepoetry during the 2007 m3secretsanta exchange. The prompt was "Something where Matt has a little bit of trouble with being attracted to a man."

Neal Caffrey is falling in love with his handler, Special Agent Patricia Burke. Her husband Eliot is probably going to kill him.

There are six rules every con should obey. Neal's going to break them all. Starting with his refrigerator.

FBI tradition holds that matters of life and death urgency constitute a no-boundaries rule. (And other excuses Peter has made.) AKA "Five Times Peter Insists He Didn't Actually Dress Neal".

It was a well-known fact that Mr. Dashwood, of note for having come nearer the South Pole than any other man in Boston (and then for having come to write about it most thrillingly), had some queer ways about him.

Jacob needs to get as far away from Washington as he possibly can. He doesn't know where he's going, but he finds a very special someone when he gets there. Eventual Jacob/Kurt.

Harry Potter gets force-fed the blue pill. Welcome to Ohio, Mr. Anderson. (Or: the one where Blaine is secretly actually Harry Potter.)

Arthur and Eames adopt a kid and raise that kid into Neal Caffrey.

“I am so glad we’re friends, Toph,” Zuko said, his tone deadpan. “You’re just so encouraging and supportive. Especially when you physically tie me up and kidnap me.”

Merlin has a magical mishap and Arthur rather enjoys it.

Some things are true and some are not.

“You will never guess what I stole,” Neal’s singsong voice came over the earpiece.

The reason Neal and Elizabeth look so much alike. ('tis the season to be trite...)

It's easy to assume. It's even easier to let them assume.

Elizabeth's in Seattle for work, but Neal and Peter had given her a present.

Neal travels alone to clear out his stash.

I'd like to see Diana or Jones finding out about Neal and Peter's relationship and confronting Neal about it. Not in an accusing way, but in a "I want to make sure you're really okay with it, because there are dynamics here that might make it seem like you don't have a choice, but you should know that you really really do" way. Bonus for emphasizing their loyalty to Peter, but also letting Neal know that if Peter's abusing his authority in some way, they will stand up for Neal regardless of the consequences. I think this would be great either from Diana's POV or Jones' (especially Jones' because we haven't gotten to see quite so much of him.) Specifics of Neal's reaction are up to you, but I'd like him to be touched by the fact that they care about him enough to ask.

When their latest case has ties to his past as a sex worker, Neal goes undercover as himself, and Peter isn't happy about it.

Neal needs love and admiration like he needs air, but there's a huge obstacle to his ever having someone to grow old with. He doesn't like sex, so he rarely gets past a [some number, anon doesn't want to imply there's a standard number of dates before sex] date. At some point they *always* expect what he can't stand to give them. Kate was the only woman he'd ever known who was like him and didn't want sex. Without her, he faces the rest of his life needing love but ultimately lonely. I'd like to see Peter or maybe Elizabeth figure this out.

Diana gets annoyed at Neal for flirting with her, he admits that he only flirts so much because it doesn't mean anything. He confesses that he's never come out to anyone but Kate, and he doesn't want to lie to Peter, but he's also scared that coming out will cause him to lose the most important person in his life. Diana helps and encourages him.

"Sit-down, Harris. You. Me. After school."

Sokka has been kidnapped by the Fire Nation. Instead of prison, he serves as personal valet to the prince.

So when I watched Top Chef: Just Desserts, my crazy Adam-stan brain decided that the winner Yigit (pronounced “Yeet”) Pura would be an adorable match for Adam. He’s fun and affectionate, sweet and romantic (On the show he talked about making gourmet chocolate treats for boyfriends and in his It Gets Better video he said rainbows exploded around him the first time he kissed a boy, lol) and IMO is totally Adam’s type physically (proof in the form of a shirtless pics is HERE and HERE.) But what really made me want to write this pairing is the fact that Yigit also comes across as a very calm, confident, determined person. I remember Adam saying in an interview once that he rarely gets pursued/romanced, that he has always been the one in that role. Sooo tl;dr I really just wanted to write a sweet, sexy fic where Adam is the one who’s pursued and romanced, by a confident, out gay man who also seems to be his actual type.

People will try to tell you that you can’t live with someone because maybe they seem kind of different from you, but that’s not true, you know? There are no rules like that.

The team disappears on a mission. They go to some alternate dimension, a place where they have to grown up quickly. The Justice League searches for them to no avail and finally it’s time to “bury” their children, and move on. (I’m talking a considerably amount of time has passed, like eight years.) Then, one day they just return. They don’t talk about what happened during those years they were gone, but their families know something happened. Anon!Writer doesn’t have to write out anything horrible, I just want to see major bonding between everyone and them readjusting to their lives.

Adam is a little bit psychic and Kris Allen sets off his instincts from the moment they first meet so when Adam realises there's something wrong with Kris he has to help.

Neal still dreams of the big cons -- but now they have a familiar cast of characters.

Jones and Diana talk shop, promotions, politics, and the sex lives of their colleagues during the weekly Friday Night Safety Meeting.

Civil war comes to Valdemar. But first, two boys meet on the road. Heralds of Valdemar AU

"You, upstairs," El said to Neal. He beamed, twirled on one foot, and trotted out. "And you need to stop making it so fun to mess with you," she added to Peter. She surprised a look of such melting fondness on his face as he looked after Neal that her breath caught. "No," he said quietly. "I really don't."

He'd never paid much attention to the plant lore and magics requiring plants, but that plant had been drilled into his head by everyone.

Neal forgot to turn off his audio transmitter before engaging in some personal business. Well, "forgot"...

In a universe where American Idol never happened, Adam Lambert finds himself working as a consultant for Daniel Radcliffe's latest film, teaching the young actor all he knows about becoming a drag queen. But as they work together, they begin to fall in love. But will Dan be able to open himself up and tell the world that he's in love with a man?

The continuing adventures of Were-tiger!Adam & Kitsune!Kris. Sequel to A Tale of Two Tails.

Chris Colfer currently has only 1 mission: sex. Okay, no, that sounds sort of creepy. And a little obsessive, although that’s actually becoming increasingly appropriate. Look, he just wants to have sex before he shrivels up and dies. Or turns 21, preferably. And he knows exactly who he wants to be ‘the one’. Now he just has to sell the idea to Adam Lambert and let the good times roll. Or something like that. He hasn't really thought that far ahead. (But that might be a lie.)

I know my friends and I (and maybe you guys too) will sometimes have fake relationships going on, like if we get into a joking argument I'll tell her I want a divorce. (Usually several times, resulting in multiple divorces and no marriages.) Other times we'll talk about how I cheated on her because she didn't satisfy me emotionally, as I want children and she does not, etc. I do this with multiple people. I want the whole YJ team to talk to each other like this (jokingly) and have the JL members catch them. It doesn't even have to be to this level, maybe member A refers to member B as their boy/girlfriend/wife/husband. Maybe they just refer to other team members as "baby" or "dear" whenever their mentor shows up.

Teenage boys experience embarrassing erections at the most inappropriate times. The Young Justice boys are no exception. Run with it anon. Run your pervy or not so pervy little heart out. Extra love for writer anon if one time is during training with Black Canary.

Dear Adam Lambert. Hello! My name is Kristina Allen, and I live in Conway, Arkansas. My parents are Kim and Neil Allen, and I am a lesbian. What about you?

There is always a third option.

(Prompt: MtF anybody. I'd like one of our boys [here Robin] to actually be a girl, and nobody knows that and she can't "pass" like she'd want to, even if she gets ahold of hormones and is on them no one can tell some sudden difference.) "It's stupid. If she doesn't want to tell them, why does she want them to notice?"

Gerard, Bob and make up.

It's a long way back from Bialya, and they've had an even longer day.