Jensen's parents are completely normal. The Losers finally get to meet them.

Waking up the morning after can be crazy for anyone, but when you’re a Loser…yeah, some shit went down.

Bethany could quite cheerfully scream at her mom sometimes.

Clay gets more than he bargained for.

“For reasons that haven't been fully explained to me, Bruce Wayne has apparently decided to fund this next mission out of the goodness of his own heart. You get new toys to play with.”

Anywho, have three drabbles. Whoever is deciding to expand this 'verse into an actual fic, you can either use these or you can ignore them and make up your own canon, I have no qualms with either. Enjoy reading.

John Sheppard never thought he’d end up living in another galaxy, and he’d never thought that he would ever get bitten by a vampire and turned. But both happen, and while he is happy with the first, he’s struggling with the second and all its repercussions: a bad sun allergy, a weird diet, and pointy teeth.

“Men are not allowed in the temple,” Teyla said, and John frowned up at her. “You know I’m a man, too, right?” he carefully asked back, but Teyla only shook her head. “Not today.”

It's a cultural education.

A is for Atlantis, an alphabet book, by John Sheppard (with the unasked-for assistance of Rodney McKay and Ronon Dex).

"Superman's the last of his kind, too," Ronon said quickly. “I'm going to try to get McKay to rig me up some heat vision so I can melt steel like Superman."

Jim Kirk knew he owed Gaila after the Kobayashi Maru, but liberating Orion dancers from a strip club hadn't exactly been what he'd had in mind.

An SGA/Ace of Cakes crossover

Teyla punishes John and Rodney for horsing around in the kitchen by forcing them to carry buckets.

While Eliot and Hardison fight, Parker and Sophie wait anxiously for the moment we've all been waiting for.

"He's a collector," Neal said. // "Just don't get into trouble while we're gone," Nate said.

Close encounters of the FBI kind.

Now, the man is looking at him with a curl to one side of his mouth that might be a smile. "I'm Nick Fury," he says. "Director of S.H.I.E.L.D." There's a pause, and Alec tries to think of something smartass to say, but he's got nothin'. S.H.I.E.L.D. It's like the frickin' Death Star, and not the one with the whoops-blow-up button, but the fully armed and operational battle station. He swallows.

“I don’t do Vegas,” Hardison said firmly.

Hardison whistled under his breath and leaned closer. “I am all about the Monets and the Manets and all of that, but this? This is what I call art.”

He's just tired of waiting to be ready to do it.

Jack grows up, but how has Jack been shaped?

YOu know these teams would so be able to take over the world together.

Somehow Nathan figures it shouldn’t have been as surprising as it is to find that Eliot deals with it in the way he does.

When the Leverage team decides to take down Vaughn Wilson, they don't realize that he's dealing in something a lot worse than heroin and assault rifles, or that Eliot's old boss has his eye on Wilson too. Things can go wrong in a hurry when whether you're a Loser or just providing a little leverage, but with Eliot's life on the line, his past and his present had better work together fast, or Eliot's future won't last longer than tonight.

When the Russian mob starts to take over the Boston underworld there are two ways to handle the situation; the way of the gun, or the way of the con. Or, a little bit of both.

One server room, two hackers and a building full of guards. Leverage/Losers crossover.

It was just Shawn’s luck that Eliot was spotted by the one guy on the Santa Barbara PD who frequently checked the International Most Wanted List. - Leverage/Psych crossover.

The team is a man short for a job, luckily Eliot has someone he can call, even if he doesn’t like it. His cousin, psychic detective Shawn Spencer

While Parker does Sophie’s job distracting the mark, Hardison and Eliot go to the roof to do the rappelling and things don’t go quite according to plan.

Eliot fights a bear, need I say more?

The team takes on a case involving foster kids and Eliot's week get very long.

When Eliot buys time for Parker and Hardison to get out on a job gone south the price ends up being higher than anyone expected.

Parker knows there's something going on here, there *has* to be.

Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Revenge. Giants. Monsters. Chases. Escapes. True love. Miracles. And Team Leverage.

Burt discovers what else Kurt keeps in his hope chest. Sorry, Burt.

Whatever it is hits him before he even has a chance to react and then just as quickly it's over. He doesn't know what it is, all he knows is that its grip was so tight that his bones snapped like sticks from the pressure.

“It’s funny coming from you about Kurt being manipulative and pushy. Maybe he really is and he’s done things in the past. I don’t know. But all you’ve done since we’ve met is push me into doing stuff. You made me join glee club, you kept me from singing with Kurt, now you’re freaking out because I might be going out with Quinn.

““Sorry, some people think that I should come with a disclaimer. But a sign around my neck would clash with my outfits. So… I’m gay.”

The Best Defense and its sequels are an epic Harry Potter/Yu Yu Hakusho crossover, AU for 5th-7th years in the HP universe.

It was just another hex.

Pretty much everything gets tossed into the metamorphical back room of a facility like Delta Vega.

Winona is called to fix the cock-up of the Yorktown's engines. She uses one of the science-bitches to help her do it.

The slow walk down the hall to Principal Figgins’ office has to be the longest walk of David Karofsky’s life.

Alec isn't sure if he's an angel or a mutant

Coach Beiste notices things, and right now she's noticing how not-at-home the one glee boy she doesn't know looks.

“The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.” William Arthur Ward

You can take the boy out of the country, but not the country out of the boy. Or, Eliot takes the new kid, Alec, under his wing and helps him around school on his first day.

Eliot's doing hinky stuff in Pakistan, only it's not Pakistan. Ronon's adorably excited. John's missing something, Woolsey's clueless and Rodney's horrified. "Do you have ANY idea what that man can do with a lemon?" oneshot SGA/LEV crossover

In response to the prompt The Losers/Leverage, Jensen & Hardison, dance break.