When Clay had gotten his team(all shiny and still in their original packaging) together for the first time.

The Losers live in an Alternate Universe where most people change into animals on the night of a full moon (like, werewolves, werecats, werehawks, whatever you like). The rest of the time, they are humans but keep heightened senses and primal instincts, which is a bonus, considering their job. It's not a big deal and not something they normally talk about, but when Jensen goes into heat for the first time, it becomes a problem--it's really hard to focus on the mission when Jensen's practically panting for it without even realizing he's giving off "come fuck me" vibes. Having lusted after the hacker for years, Cougar can't take it any more; he decides to put everyone out of their misery and mates with Jensen--who becomes very enthusiastic about the idea.

Jensen has fun with a little black remote. Cougar? not so much.

AU from Kings on Ice in March – while in Moscow, Johnny is attacked by a creature he only thought existed in nightmares. Infected by the vampire his only hope is a group of Vampire Hunters, but some of them think it would be easier to just kill him and be done with it. With more enemies than friends he struggles for his life as well as his humanity.

Set during BtVS S4. Xander discovers Spike in an alley, seriously brain-damaged.

Jensen has a Lovecraft kink. With tips for playing in high humidity.

This fic should cover numerous prompts from The Losers_Fans Prompt Party including wanting DrunkFlirt!Jensen, wanting Cougar cheating at cards, wanting a drunken BJ with a side of kink and emotional issues, and a request for Cougar's deliberate sabotage of Jensen's attempts to pick up women. There might be more, that post is a very bad influence.

“Show me a man with a tattoo, and I’ll show you a man with an interesting past.” -Jack London

Cats, man. Not to be trusted.

Oh my god, this was supposed to be nice cheerful porn set in an Uzbekistani goat shed, and then this happened instead. This is now the long and mostly-incompetent courtship of Cougar by Jensen, with associated warnings for swearing, violence, gore and sex (in that order). Cougar/Jensen, pre-movie.

How Cougar became a Loser

The Losers go to Disney World. Do I really have to say more?

Fic based on a smoking’ hot pic of our beloved hacker

AU. Pete says that her skills at lying are what make her so invaluable as an undercover officer. Victoria thinks that they probably make her a sociopath.

some blonde-haired blue-eyed all American newbie who keeps creeping into his dreams about Brittany, Santana and Quinn having a threesome, and pushing the girls aside so he can deep-throat him with that fucking huge mouth

He's the new kid to everyone else. But to Puck? They go way back.

In which Quinn receives some unexpected news and a country to govern, Kurt doesn’t receive any kind of ceremonial hat, and being a monarch turns out to be nothing like Hamlet.

Jamie showed him the rope and said, "It helps me think."

Adam Savage, Medical Marvel.

It's early in March when Adam gets his new cellmate.

"Everybody, this is Adam," says Educator Kari. She's standing next to a skinny kid with red hair, who's still wearing the white and blue jumpsuit they give new people. He's also wearing a cape.

A sort-of sequel, or accompaniment, to Robots Need Love Too. Kari and Grant try to do it by the book.

Adam and Jamie face down the end of the human race, with a baby. "Your first line of defense against the apocalypse is that we learn how to pickle?"

This is a Jamie/Adam high school AU. About a puppy. It contains depictions of people under the age of eighteen drinking, smoking, making out, and building America's future. Non-explicit.

"After the zombie apocalypse, Jamie and Adam dispel several misconceptions about the undead enemy."

"This week, Jamie," Adam said, "we're looking at the myths around zombies."

Phillipa has known her Uncle Eames and Uncle Arthur almost all her life, but she doesn't think she'll ever really understand them.

Tentacle porn with Adam/anyone! Adam can have tentacles or be the recipient of tentacle affection, either way is great.

Merlin found the spell written on the inside back cover of his book.

Dozen other things to do, but this felt like it needed to be done.

Each of these stories is self-contained and can be read individually, but together they chronicle Kris Allen's sexual and romantic adventures throughout his four years at college. So you can read the stories in the order they're intended (particularly if you don't want to be spoiled), but you can also take your chances and click on anything, read it a row at a time, or just read the pairings or kinks you're interested in. Whatever's your preference!

This is the sequel to An In-Body Experience. Read that first, or you'll be wondering why on earth the characters are all behaving the way they are.

Saito recruits the team to test out new uses for the PASIV device. Eames, as usual, takes this as a opportunity for seduction.

Mafia AU!

DUDE WHERE IS THE FIC WHERE THEY HAVE TO EXTRACT SECRETS FROM A GIANT QUEEN AND THEY DESIGN THE DREAM TO BE IN A ~GAY BAR~ AND HAVE TO DRESS APPROPRIATELY AND THINGS DON'T QUITE GO ACCORDING TO PLAN SO ARTHUR AND EAMES HAVE TO CREATE A DISTRACTION BY BASICALLY HAVING SEX ON THE DANCE FLOOR WHILE COBB OR WHOEVER GETS THE INFO?

It turns out that Eames has a kid from [info]inception_kink. Between the two of them they manage to make it more complicated than that, and Arthur is lost without a map. (In other words, my annoying tendency to take on fluffy/cracky prompts and get far too invested in the whole thing continues.)

BOARDING SCHOOL AU.

Inception characters as My Little Ponies

But the concrete is rushing up to meet her, and she breathes in, forcing herself to know this world is not real and:

Prompt: Arthur chases someone using parkour. Eames is heart-eyed. About 1:20 into this clip of the Casino Royale opening is loaded with parkour/free-running, where D. Craig is pretty much Eames -- especially when he crashes through that dry wall lolol -- and Sebastien Foucan is Arthur. Prompt: Their class gets picked for Battle Royale.

HA HA HA HERE IS A SUPREMELY SELF-INDULGENT SOAP OPERA BACKSTORY FOR ARTHUR.

For Arthur, war is losing.

Yusuf almost didn't become a chemist.

“Cobb’s in a coma,” Arthur says. It’s the first time he’s said it out loud; the words feel strange in his mouth. “He’s fallen into limbo. Mal and I can’t wake him up.”

Ed would find rescuing Roy a lot easier if Roy would stop trying to put his hands down his trousers.

They already knew the first couple of times would be awkward, countless bumps and bruises that raised their friends' curiosity covered them, but they did get the hang of it...with the help of numerous after-school porn marathons and a whole lot of imagination, of course.

After hearing that Kurt went out with Brittany in 'Laryngitis,' Sue decides that he needs to kiss a guy, just to make sure. She chooses a not-exactly-reluctant Mike for the task.

Eames keeps planning jobs that involve Adam Lambert. Arthur keeps going along with it.

The Cheerios find themselves at Nationals with a tightly wound up solo vocalist. Now what can Sue Sylvester do to remedy that? Why, bring out her resident slutty Cheerio to work on some magic, of course!