Merlin Emrys had strong convictions on the subjects of love and marriage—namely, that they should be avoided at all costs.

He puts the bowl to the side and looks at the cracks between the boards in front of his face. Without moving his head at all, Kris counts six of them, and when he's doubled-checked that number twice he closes his eyes and says out loud, "Adam is gay."

In which John discovers that Ancient beds have extra functions.

"To my great-nephew Arthur I bequeath Tintagel Distribution, wholly and without reserve, save for one condition. You must marry, and stay married, for a period of no less than six months. You're a wonderful businessman Arthur, but a full life needs love and companionship, not just a string of affairs. Settle down young Arthur, and your life will be the richer for it."

Zuko meets Sokka while he’s on a date, and Sokka enlists Zuko into an awkward experience. Timing of the events in Ba Sing Se irrelevant here. Zuko/Sokka

Dragons are a symbol of the Fire Nation, and much revered by it.

“Okay, we’re in trouble,” Sokka manages as the solid metal cell door locks shut, although he doesn’t know why he just said “we” considering who it is he’s in trouble with.

Jake finds out about a part of Na'vi culture that no one has bothered to enlighten him of before. It distracts him so much that Neytiri has some advice she will not let him ignore.

Falling All Over You is a 'verse of AU ficlets where Kris and Adam bump into each other and have sex (in public places, no less). All parts can be read as stand-alones, but there is a bigger picture. :D

Adam is a figure skater, Kris is a snowboarder. The Olympics are on. (Just go with the flow, this is too silly to have a summary anyway.)

Future fic. Adam ends up in a coma and Kris wakes him up with a kiss, because there's a Prince Charming to every Sleeping Beauty.

Hakoda and Ozai fall into a spring; Sokka meets a very pretty girl.

In which young Zuko disapproves of "Love Amongst the Dragons" (the tale of Princess Soza, Avatar Kuro, and a love that was never meant to be)

Her parents congratulated Toph on learning to read, but said that as much as they admired her newfound ability to write they'd rather she didn't bend "Toph Bei Fong was here" into *all* the decorative boulders.

Kurt officially comes out to the glee club.

Bobby gets a tattoo. All hell breaks loose in NYC.

Kurt develops an unlikely friendship with two blond cheerleaders over pink, heart shaped post it notes.

Spock harbors a secret fantasy of bottoming for the toppiest top in Topsville. Kirk makes all his wildest dreams come true.

When he sees someone crying, Noah Puckerman goes from total badass to Disney f**king Princess in five seconds flat.

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Taylor is a chemist.

If it wasn't for the fact that he knocked up the guy's girlfriend, Puck would totally beat the crap out of him for this.

Puck doesn't understand Kurt nearly as much as he'd thought. Curiosity leads him to do something about it.

A bit of a look inside Puck's mind as he falls in love with Kurt. More sarcastic and ridiculous than sweet and sappy, despite being something I wrote. Pre-slash

Gleekret Santa fic for [info]r_chama, based on the following: "An RPF about Mark Salling SLASHING EVERYONE." Hopefully this fits the bill. It's a conversation between Mark and Chris

As she follows Stark during a year of crisis, exclusively for Vanity Fair, Christine Everhart explores the many contradictions of the man behind the mask.

"Do you like burgers? I like burgers."

John saves Tony's life. Tony likes that in a man.

If they'd been in the field, Tony might've been worried.

Specifically engineered as a recreational able to safely mix with alcohol, it'd been through more tests and trials than some of his navigational equipment, and hadn't received an ounce of official funding. No one wanted to fess up that the idea of flooding the market with a quality-controlled substance might actually be a good one.

"Alright, you've got me. Now what're you going to do?"

“Let me get this straight,” Kurt begins, resisting the urge to laugh, “you knocked up Finn’s girlfriend and you want to apologise to him by trying to make him gay?”

[STXI AU of Jane Austen’s classic, Pride and Prejudice] Vivacious Jim is fascinated and repelled by the arrogant Mr. Spock, whose condescending airs and acrid tongue have alienated Jim’s entire family. The romantic clash of these two opinionated young people occurs on an Earth long-settled by Vulcans, whose elite, logic-minded race comprises the top of the social hierarchy. Jim and Spock find themselves in a spirited courtship that challenges their beliefs about themselves and the world they live in.

Kurt starts dating a baseball player. Puck is not pleased.

"THIS IS BOTH EMBARRASSING AND AWESOME" - [info]zinnydark. It's pretty much exactly what it says in the title.

Mindy makes a request of Josh, and of Drake, and it doesn't end as she'd planned. Although, then again, maybe it does.

Kris doesn't really like playing spin the bottle, because he doesn't really like kissing girls. So he decides to change the rules.

He kept it a secret. Not because he was ashamed of it--Kurt wasn’t ashamed of much. But figure skating was his thing, not Mercedes’s, not Rachel’s, no one but his, and his mother’s. He never expected anyone to find out.

"You noticed Puck was checking out your ass, right?" Tina says. "Really, don't mention it," Kurt says. "Don't mention anything that just happened. I refuse to give him the pleasure of believing his new bullying techniques are working on me."

Kurt strides the corridors with his head held high, and he has no idea what he does to Puck at all. Thank God. So, this is the loosely-promised prequel/sequel/companion piece to ‘Cause You’ve Got An Awfully Long Way To Go, from Puck’s POV,

There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. So is obsession with Harry Potter.

Kurt's first thought on seeing the newcomer at Glee, all long legs and smoothly muscled arms, was : where the hell has he been hiding? His second thought was: and what's with the hat?

Cloud’s guilt and immortality kept him from the Promised Land while Jenova’s power has been reborn through the Sorceresses. Squall’s just trying to keep everything from falling apart.

Pretty Woman Human redux. Hooker!Kirk.