Xover with Firefly. Spike and Angel are hired onto Serenity as extra guns. The client: Xander Harris. The job goes wrong when someone else thought longdead shows up, insane from experiments by the doctors that did River. SpikeXander, AngelSimon. SLASH

[COMPLETE] 'Call me properly.' Akutsu said, giving Shishido a level gaze. The latter stood still, blinking at him stupidly. 'I'm not Akutsu I'm JIN'

It didn't matter that this thing had a huge international fanbase and he might be branded as 'That Guy Voicing Over Yaoi Dramas'. This was work and he would always do his work. Even if he had to play a different role. Even if he ended up as an... uke.

“Jesus Adam, it sounds like a small vehicle crash over there. What the hell are you wearing?” “What am I wearing?” Adam’s voice was suddenly devilish. “Hmmm. Well, that’s certainly one way you could slut it up. What do you want, me to be wearing, lovah? Or should I just take things off?” “Oh my God, shut up,” Kris chortled, “You ass.”

There never was a five-year plan in Kris's head, but had he had one it would have been shot to hell the second he got to Hollywood.

In which Kris feels like an asshole most of the time, uses his best friend for sex, torpedoes his marriage, calls Matt a whore, becomes a tabloid star, and doesn't cry. All missteps in the right direction.

"Archie, we got married at--at Elvis's Chapel O' Love and Rainbows. And you're fine with that?"

This is totally [info]misskatieleigh's fault. She made a comment about liking top!Archie and I got intrigued; I figured it would be a quick writing exercise but, 27 thousand words later, this happened.

AU. College kid meets devastatingly assholic flatmate. Experimental fic. To see how the boys would have turned out to be if one had grown up in a different family and one had a different life and different job.

ummm superpowers +internment camps +kradam I guess sums it up

Fucking is easy, having a boyfriend is hard. Established relationship.

Clark's Kryptonian heritage, like Lex, is rich and powerful. And, like Lex, not entirely predictable.

Adam Lambert, world-famous singer, takes a year off singing to travel the world and enjoy life. While in London, he goes to King's Cross to catch a train and leans against the wall separating Platforms 9 and 10 and falls through to find himself on Platform 9 3/4. This vacation just became a lot weirder than Adam thought it would be.

When Sam steps in to rescue a boy and the boy's best friend from Green Bank Regional High School's biggest bullies, he expects trouble. What he doesn't expect is the trouble he gets. Sam is sixteen and keeping all kinds of secrets from Dean--about the boy he kind of likes and the supernatural situation he's found himself in. These secrets start to take their toll at home, where Dean is harboring his own secret, one that might be the most life-changing of all.

Sam is trying to become the Antichrist in order to save the world. He has a small army of angels and demons, he has an adoring cult, he has a work of prophecy by Jack Kerouac, and he has Dean. Things are going pretty well until he accidentally signs Dean up as his Beloved Consort, a role that requires sex with the Antichrist on an altar. And that's when things stop going pretty well. Also, the soundtrack to the Apocalypse sucks.

Captain Smith and his crew (Jon, Ryan) owe Jabba the Hutt a lot of money. They run all over the galaxy trying to earn it, picking up Brendon along the way. Cameos by the brothers Way, half of Fall Out Boy, Gabe Saporta, William Beckett. Bob Bryar and Greta Salpeter, depending on how you look at it. 21,413 words of Star Wars AU, originally intended for [info]bandombigbang. Enormous thanks to [info]heartequals and [info]hatoyona.

Adam looks tired for a moment, and Danny realizes that this might not be the first time that Adam has had a man who had otherwise believed himself to be straight flailing all over him, either. With that charisma, it’s not exactly a crazy thought.

Bob isn't your regular old superhero.

Brendon realizes he tends to think of Adam in the language of music: as a bright melody underlied with thumping bass, pretty but insistent and impossible to ignore. He never thought about him in terms of labels or categories or boxes. He thought of him as that guy who sang Sam Cooke like he meant it, like Brendon’s always wanted to sing it but never felt he knew how. He thinks maybe Adam is the kind of guy who confuses people. And he doesn’t know what he thinks about that.

Pansy makes a deal with Draco, that he has to make a guy fall in love with him before the Leaving Ball. Draco readily agrees not knowing that Pansy has few tricks up her shelve to make sure Draco loses.

[reboot AU] Winona Kirk's discovery that Jim needed glasses, has reprecussions that lead him away from the position of Captain when it comes to the Enterprise, changes the people around him, and changes the face of the man who is known as JamesTiberius Kirk. But then again, something never change.

A sequel to One Wing. It's been one year since the Narada Engagement and four months since Captain Kirk and Spock found themselves stranded on Veridian III. While the Enterprise is called back to San Francisco to mark the anniversary Nero's attack, Spock is obliged to travel to New Chicago to attend Amanda's memorial service. Jim opts to go with him, never expecting to run straight into his own better-left-forgotten past.

Kirk and Spock are on a strange planet with no weapons, no communicators, and no clue what the hell is happening. They have no way of knowing that Spock Prime's life depends on their choices.

There has been a Pon Farr outbreak on New Vulcan. Sarek goes to investigate but is trapped on an uninhabited planet with Winona Kirk just as he begins Pon Farr himself. Spock and Jim save their parents, only to discover that they are now stepbrothers. Dealing with the outbreak, their parents' new relationship, and their own friends-with-benefits relationship will challenge both of them.

Spock is less a child of two worlds, and more a being stranded in the vacuum, caught between the gravitational pull of two equal bodies. Kirk's mental fire was like warp core engines, fusion and fire and speed--and it only made sense to shoot at life like a rocket built for a science fair

Set a few months into their first mission, the Enterprise is ordered to pick up a Vulcan Healer and transport him to the new colony. Once there they are scheduled to remain and assist with the early stages of setting up the colony. Kirk's liaison is his 'old friend' Ambassador Spock, now known as Elder Sepak, who takes the opportunity to help Kirk and Spock become better acquainted.

Late-night laundry leads to a few other people keeping an eye on Cheyenne Mountain... UL, crossover with Rurouni Kenshin. Complete.

Sequel to Straight Up Chicago Style. : Six fucking a.m. in Chicago in October, and Gabe can’t believe he’d forgotten how much he missed this.

Brendon and Spencer go on a cruise to escape their problems. They end up finding more than rest and relaxation.

"What do you want for your birthday, Mr Smith?" "The Mona Lisa." "What...like the painting?" Nobody ever says no to Spencer. Even when he wants something crazy like The Mona Lisa. He collects a group of ten con artists, thieves and rogue government workers to pull off the biggest art heist in history. If it fails...well, Spencer doesn't think about things like that.

Wherein Bob does a good deed and is punished. Pete Wentz is now in his life, and with Pete come a myriad of things Bob had seen in that monster movie marathon last month (up to and sometimes including Patrick Stump, Joe Trohman, Andy Hurley, and Matt Cortez). And Brian still refuses to pay Bob what he’s worth. He wants top shelf, damn it, especially if he has to deal with Pete Wentz for the foreseeable future and deal with the pets of gods sprouting prophesies about something that should have been a myth. Then, just to make matters worse, Bob meets Frank Iero and his Gang of Incompetent Misfits. Sometimes Bob thinks he would have preferred to have been eaten in that alley. “Vampires exist. Werewolves, demons, shapeshifters, zombies, every terrifying monster you ever feared was hiding under your bed is real, and a lot of them want to eat you for dinner.” “Some of them even live under your bed!” Joe adds helpfully. "Just for the added convenience."

Just as he had known, from the minute he saw him across the playground, that he wanted Ryan for his friend, as soon as the thought that he might actually want to kiss someone occurred to him, Spencer knew that he wanted that person to be Ryan. He knew it made him greedy, but the fact was that he didn't want to leave parts of Ryan out in the open to be taken by other people. Small Town AU

What Bob had heard from the grapevine was that MCR's rhythm guitarist was small, hyper, and insane on the guitar. What the grapevine had obviously failed to mention was that Frank Iero was also a fucking vampire. Because normal people didn't actually believe things like vampires or werewolves or faeries or witches existed. Normal people were, in Bob's humble opinion, complete fucking idiots.

Bob is a good personal assistant (the best) and he definitely knows better than to fall in love with his boss. But when your boss is the goth-pop comic master of our time, Gerard Way, there's more to the job than keeping a datebook. There are appearances to shepherd him to, showers to make him take, and deadlines to remind him to meet. And, really, he's so earnest, it's not that surprising that a crush might develop. Just at tiny one.

A ballroom dancing AU. Ryan is a dancer, Spencer is his coach and Jon and Brendon used to be partners and they are all morons.

Brendon Urie's a master's student in music at UNLV who happens to make porn on the side. Spencer Smith's a wilderness photographer who happens to really, really like the online porn Brendon makes. They meet and shenanigans ensue. Also featuring Shane Valdes as Brendon's roommate and owner of his very own online porn site, William Beckett as Las Vegas' bitchiest maitre 'd, Gabe Saporta as a mime waiter, Greta Salpeter as a harried and overworked assistant, and Ryan Ross as himself.

Sixteen-year-old Brendon Urie has just been uprooted from everything he knows and sent to Bishop Gorman High School in an attempt to remove him from the bad influences at his public school. Seventeen-year-old Ryan Ross is a senior with no real idea of what he wants to do with his life other than get the hell out of Las Vegas. The two have nothing in common but when Ryan accidentally stumbles upon Brendon's most shameful secret, one that could ruin his life forever, they're inextricably drawn together and they have to make a decision: fight the inevitable or accept that they are more to each other than just two ships passing in the night.

In which Bob Bryar’s Operation: Ease Brian Into A Relationship Without Him Noticing almost turns into a 5-year plan. Or, Brian Schechter, Super Manager is an oblivious failboat in his personal life.

Brendon gets kicked out of his house for being gay. He doesn't want the other members of the band to know so he hides it. He gets his own apartment, but has to work to afford it hobviously, and between work, school, not eating enough, the band and lol mental stress of being in love with Spencer and lying to his best friends, he gets sick and all is revealed. Spencer's family are horrified and let Brendon stay with them. bonus points for child abuse, too. why not?

Brendon is a governess with a disgraced past (dallying with a stable boy!), who comes to teach the young cousins of Sir Spencer Smith. Sir Spencer is amused by this bouncy young man, whose enthusiasm is both strange and strangely appealing, but who manages to hide questions about his past with unexpected smoothness. Consequently, Sir Spencer finds himself paying far to much attention to Mr Boyd’s secretive manner as well as to the way he fills his regrettably old and worn clothes (his breeches being far too tight and not quite fitting right). Furthermore, Sir Spencer's oldest friend, the dissolute Lord Ross, is trying to woo, unsuccessfully, his estate manager Mr Walker. despite the tumultuous passion between them, Mr Walker refuses to give in to Lord Ross's advances as long as Lord Ross refuses to admit that it is more than a tumble in the hey that he wants from Mr Walker. Fortunately, Walker is a patient man and willing to wait while Ross goes through his tantrums.

The Deviants differ for the norm and from the accepted standards of society. Somewhere in America there is a house filled with these Deviants, all living their lives out happily with only a few minor problems. But when a new arrival stirs up trouble, things start to unravel and their safe world begins in disappear. A group of five are left fighting for their lives and their freedom

Spencer had barely even heard of rugby when he tried out for the team. It was just a way of killing time until Ryan was done with his stupid school magazine. Helping Ryan sift through the lame emo poetry submissions was only funny the first few times. But their west-coast prep school doesn't play soccer or football, so the rugby team turns out to be the coolest thing around, and suddenly Spencer's the school's most popular player. Then Spencer meets Brendon, and everything changes.

"Hey, baby girl," Brendon says, softly. He thinks he should have thought of something more profound to welcome his daughter in to the world.

Spencer wishes he remembered the actual getting married part of marrying Brendon.

Slash,AU,Dom/Sub: Severus and Lily’s secret love produced two children. One boy was given up for adoption, one was made to seem like the child of the clueless James Potter. Will the boys find each other? Can they survive their abusers and win a magic war?

Harry Potter expected to find refuge in Forks. He didn't expect to find love. Edward/Harry. SLASH

Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy find themselves as contestants and roommates on a Muggle reality television show, "The Next Great Supermodel." Scorpius has a crush, Al is in some serious denial as to his sexual orientation, and their relationship is definitely complicated by wannabe hags, fetish-wear photo shoots, and treacherous fellow models who really want to win.

YAOI! AU. Ancient Egypt. Bakura and Malik are tomb robber's and have the intent of pillaging the Pyramid of Ra to get the valuables. As fate would have it, the duo are caught by Pharoah Yugioh. But..what happens when the captives start to feel something f

A mannerpunk!au, set in the capital city of Jersea, where society's finest mix and mingle. Mikey has just seen his brother and best friend off on their honeymoon when he learns he's to be married. His match is a sailing captain named Robert who brings along his butler Patrick and jealous best friend Brian. Through walks in the park and days in the library though, Brian and Mikey find they like one another more than they thought.

The two households Yuy and Maxwell have always been close but there is a problem with the new generation, the two heirs hate each other and in an attempt to get their sons to be friends the two families go on a camping trip and the two heirs are thrown together for 3 whole months. Can they survive the trip?