Spencer had. Spencer had totally thought this far ahead. Spencer had never in a million fucking years expected that Brendon would want both -- would want what Spencer gave him and would want the girl. Spencer figured that, if it ever came down to it, Brendon would go for the girl with both hands and leave Spencer fucking alone and lonely, with nothing and no one except Brendon's dog and Brendon's house in L.A. and Brendon working shoulder to shoulder with him every day on keeping their fucking band together with spit and fish tacos and the goddamn song Brendon's been writing for three years with the fucking Rimsey-Korsakov descending major thirds in the bridge.

"Kris as a girl isn't much different from Kris as a boy."

Prompt: "I know it's been done before, but I want Papa Bear confronting Adam-hating bigots!"

Adam doesn't know when his original opinion about Kris changed, when he had this realization that he had him pegged completely wrong, but he also doesn't know when he actually stopped caring either.

Lex loses a bet to Bruce. Madness ensues.

Brad Bell never expected Kris Allen to ask him for a favor.

No, there is nothing weird about making ten separate attempts and non-attempts to blow Adam. Matt thinks it's an awesome idea, no matter how many times Anoop rolls his eyes.

Kris has a thing about Adam's fingerless leather gloves.

Archie is in love with Cook but is intimidated by the fact that Cook has had a lot of lovers while he's completely inexperienced, so he goes to Adam and asks him to teach him a few things.

Adam uses handcuffs onstage. Kris gets ideas.

He wasn’t really crazy about these charismatic type churches and all their fervor.

And, okay, it wasn't like he didn't appreciate being a prince. ALADDIN AU

David's easy, Kris and Adam are clueless, and Katy has a list!

A look at how Kris’s and Adam’s first conversation in the Idol Mansion may have gone, based on Adam’s confessions in his Rolling Stone interview.

Adam discovers something about Kris's past that he never would've suspected.

High school AU in which Kris knows he's gay and Adam is still living in the land of denial. Kris had never actually spoken to Adam until today.

He doesn’t think about it until after the show in Dallas, when a fan comments on how he looks in his stage make-up.

Powerpuff Girls AU, or, The one in which David, Jordin and Allison are teenage superheroes

David Cook is a pretty handsy kind of guy. David Archuleta? Not so much.

Cook will later say, "I think destiny was the only force in the universe random enough to bring the two of us together." Loveless AU.

Our favorite 18-going on-55 Mormon on Bravo's hit reality show Project Runway dropped a bombshell during last night's episode: he's colorblind.

71. KRADAM - Kris loves being fingered. Long and explicit.

People get drunk. Things happen.

“You would sleep with me, right?”

It isn’t that Adam doesn’t want to do it, isn’t willing to try new things.

David isn't a lover or a hater, he's more of an abstainer, withholding of all opinions as beneath his notice, which is why it comes as a surprise to him when he realizes that he very strongly dislikes Adam Lambert. He maybe even hates the guy. He looks at Lambert in his stupid eyeliner and even stupider outfits, watches him on TV every week and thinks, that guy is such a fucking douche.

"This is ridiculous. You're done with this kingdom's dragons and now you're branching out?"

Set after the Season 8 tour. For the [info]ontd_ai kink meme, prompt #56 - kris solo action while he thinks of adam, sequel to halfway to heaven, still halfway to hell, wherein Adam jerked off to Kris’s voice on the phone (spoiler alert, in this installation, Kris discovers that turnabout is fair play)

I read the LA Times 'Ultimate Adam Interview' and about his struggles. It broke my heart a little even though we all know the story has a happy ending. Maybe this is what happened between the lines.

"Lay where you're laying, don't make a sound / I know they're watching, they're watching / All the commotion, the kiddie like play / Has people talking, talking / You, your sex is on fire."

Kris loves being fingered

Kris finds himself in the unlikely situation of being pregnant

Local woman wins pie contest! Adam Lambert assists. An AU.

Kris's incessant flirting is really starting to get to Adam. (Genderswap, but not your typical genderswap.)

Over the course of eighteen years, Adam’s and Kris’s relationship both strengthens and falters through the friendship between their two sons.

In honor of Harry's birthday, a small tribute to the Harry Potter series, and the fandom it has inspired. Complete

Staring at the cup in front of him, it occurred to Vincent Valentine—not for the first time—that Cid Highwind was the only person he knew who would go halfway around the world for a cup of tea.

Adam persuades Kris to watch Queer as Folk with him. They get some ideas.

"Dude, fucking Spock just sent us drinks."

Xander Harris rediscovers The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Spike's the only one who gets his jokes. Who knew spring cleaning could be so effective? Spike-Xander SLASH.

Ficlet. Alanna turns forty, and Kel teaches her something new.

A state will move towards chaos without work to force them into order. Xander breaks. Spike picks up the pieces. Nobody's happy on the Hellmouth, right? Slash.

Shinigami always kills the things it loves... but the Dragon may just be that much stronger than the God of Death.

He's a rock star, she's a superhero. They fight demons! (crossover with Buffy)

[AU] Riku only goes to the beach with his friends for one reason, and it's not the surfing. Includes artist!Riku and surfer!Sora. [RS] Oneshot.

Whatif. Cloud remains coherent enough to drag Zack to Aeris for aid. ZackAerisCloud

It didn't surprise Reno to find Cloud Strife in the remains of the old church. In fact, it was so damned cliched that he groaned aloud when he plopped beside the blond. RenoCloud

Sometimes the last kiss is just the beginning.

Adam doesn't really mean to, not really at least, but he ends up checking out Spencer anyway.

None of them really know what's up with Frank lately.