Tommy and Kris shove Adam into a dark room. No talking necessary. They're in control and Adam doesn't mind.

Dom/Brian/Xander Cage - xXx crossover. I rec this separately from the rest of [info]khaleesian's stuff because I believe that in order to love this fic truly, you have to have seen ALL of the testosterone-laden canon, lust for Vin Diesel's body in an unhealthy way, and have at least a medium tolerance for crack!fic. Luckily, I meet all the requirements, and I say that this fic is hot, hot, hot ... plotty and sexy and with a kickass chase scene. Gotta love it.

It was like drawing a line, was the thing: the line everyone always wanted to draw, with him on one side and Adam on the other.

For thirty-one days, Letty struggles to control the wolf inside, even while facing her past.

Xander’s parents send him to his uncle Charlie in Forks when they suspect him of being involved in gang activity *Slash*

o it turns out imprinting doesn't work exactly the way everyone thinks it does. (In which Jacob gets a best friend with benefits, a boyfriend, a job, an apartment, a life, and, somewhat to his surprise, something close to a happy ending.)

In which there’s a thoroughly unsubtle plot device, a lot of kissing & Morgana has a plan.

Castiel thinks this should be celebrated. Dean's not there yet, but he's working on it. Sam's just happy to be included at all.

After a long few moments, half of an orange, and a quick scouring of his memory for relevant Archadian and Rabanastran political and cultural customs, Larsa realized that, should he be very patient and very clever, he could quite possibly have all three of them. Perhaps even at once.

The dark powers have some... particularly interesting applications.

While staging their rescue at the Boiling Rock prison, things take a turn for the worse.

“Okay, we’re in trouble,” Sokka manages as the solid metal cell door locks shut, although he doesn’t know why he just said “we” considering who it is he’s in trouble with.

Merlin has two pretty toys to play with.

How the Book of Genesis really should have gone.

A series of (relative) shorts focused on Mary Morstan from the 2009 Sherlock Holmes film.

Arthur/Merlin, Arthur/Lancelot/Merlin - Lancelot returns and comes under the belief that Arthur and Merlin are shagging like bunnies on speed. When he finds out that they're not, he decides to show them that they should be. Can be Lancelot directing the two or a full-on threesome.

Gerard passed over the lube and condoms, hesitated, then said, "This isn't a stunt dick thing." Adam raised an eyebrow. "Okay?" "Okay," said Gerard. "I'm just saying. I could take care of this myself." "I'm sure you're more than capable," said Adam in a soothing voice. "Look, if this is weirding you out, that's cool. Sometimes a guest star only seems like a good idea."

Johnny's coach says he's only allowed to have sex if it's a threesome. Lucky for them, Adam has a third in mind.

"You are the worst agent ever," Johnny mouthed at Tara, who totally failed to leap to his defense as he was towed away, but he was mollified after it turned out he was being taken to Lambert's private dressing room.

"Do you like burgers? I like burgers."

Mindy makes a request of Josh, and of Drake, and it doesn't end as she'd planned. Although, then again, maybe it does.

Patrick loves the tentacle beds. Bob is not so sure.

"Brittany wakes up a guy. She's pretty much okay with this. And then she remembers what a good boyfriend Kurt was, and that he's clearly lonely, but capital G Gay. So she decides to do him a favor (not that she won't be having fun, too). Oh, and Kurt knows it's a temporarily male Brittany, instead of a random guy. Because it would never occur to her to lie, or even think of waking up a different gender as an oddity."

The twins decide Harry is spending too much time with his thoughts.

Ed's scowl deepens. "Want us to leave and come back when we aren't virgins anymore?"

Three guys meet in a bar. Two of them need to break a curse. One of them is about to get very lucky indeed

"Just talking and showing won't help much. He needs to try things before he can get them right."

AU from Kings on Ice in March – while in Moscow, Johnny is attacked by a creature he only thought existed in nightmares. Infected by the vampire his only hope is a group of Vampire Hunters, but some of them think it would be easier to just kill him and be done with it. With more enemies than friends he struggles for his life as well as his humanity.

Jensen doesn't ask—Well, he asks that one question, and yeah, in hindsight, he guesses that maybe it was a little stupid, but there are some questions that you just ask, especially when your friend's been shot. 'Are you okay?' and 'Can you walk?'—those are crucial.

Sybok finds Spock in the aftermath of Vulcan's destruction. Meanwhile, Starfleet's recruiting like they have a war on their hands. If he can have free baking privileges, get closer to the heart of the galaxy, and help Spock - well, why not?

Just a bit of silly fluff in the "walk into a bar" vein.

Leverage, Eliot + Parker, they drive Hardison crazy, having entire conversations that nobody else can follow.

Nana needs help looking after her Grandson. Unfortunately, all she's got is a crew of only-semi-retired crooks.

Sometimes the juice is just juice.

It seemed like a good idea at the time—a road trip to the Grand Canyon—although Eliot doesn't actually remember agreeing to the idea. He figures it'll be fine as long as he does most of the driving.

“So, why are we here?” Sophie asked brightly, looking around the circle. Eliot sighed and looked at her. He had definitely noticed she was extremely hot, but it was covered in a layer of crazy too thick for him to get under. Besides, she was a teacher.

Being at Dalton was supposed to keep Kurt safe. It should have at least made sure that the close minded idiots like Karofsky couldn't get to him. But being who he was, Kurt should have known better than to let his defenses down.

Aang’s first girl is Katara;

Maggie couldn’t believe her eyes. “Elizabeth? Elizabeth Burke?”

Alec Hardison has ten days to seduce Eliot Spencer. Parker helps.

Irvine and Selphie make Squall their 'project'...

There's a place in Neal Caffrey's head where he doesn't have to lie to himself or be three steps ahead of the other guy, but so far only Peter has found it -- and Peter won't give him what he really wants. Elizabeth, meanwhile, is slowly adjusting to the idea of abetting felons...

Neal is so very tired of saying no.

Neal Caffrey doesn't know it, but he's probably the best thing that ever happened to Peter and Elizabeth's sex life.

White Collar, ftm!Neal (slash with Peter welcome). Peter knows all the intimate details of Neal's life, and he's used each of them against him, except for this.

So Alec had randomly mentioned that he was actually just gonna stay home on Thanksgiving and yes, as Eliot so awesomely put it, "play stupid video games."

Neal Caffrey is falling in love with his handler, Special Agent Patricia Burke. Her husband Eliot is probably going to kill him.

There are six rules every con should obey. Neal's going to break them all. Starting with his refrigerator.

FBI tradition holds that matters of life and death urgency constitute a no-boundaries rule. (And other excuses Peter has made.) AKA "Five Times Peter Insists He Didn't Actually Dress Neal".