response to the Star Trek XI Kink Meme that got away from me. Original prompt: Kirk/Spock/Uhura - bondage, with Spock being the one restrained. Bonus if Spock has to watch Kirk/Uhura first.

Crossover with— dun dun dun— Star Wars: Kirk/Han. However you can make it work that the two are in the same place at the same time, run with it

"Young Chekov is not as naive as he seems. He successfully persuades 5 crew members to educate him "in the vays ov luv", and each is charmingly and discretely convinced they are the first and only star in Chekov's constellation. Only one crew member is not taken in, and watches the boy's campaign of conquest with growing amusement and admiration. How will they chose to reveal the truth of their observations - and what are the results?"

Kirk/anyone, Jim's still a newbie to the whole dealing-with-new-cultures thing and accidentally gets himself married to one of his crewmates.

When drunk, Chekov admits that he loves sucking cock... right before he passes out. Kirk and McCoy are very intrigued and neither can get the thought out of their heads for the next few days. Yay for UST before the sex!

Kirk/Spock - On an away mission, they have to have...relations and Uhura has to tell them what to do.

Kirk/Spock/Uhura. Kirk has a nasty but pretty mouth. Spock and Uhura decide to put it to better use. Bonus points for pegging. Or double penetration involving pegging and actual cock.

In hindsight, he should have realised there and then that James Kirk was completely insane.

Kirk/Spock. In order to conduct trade negotiations, Spock has to pretend to be Kirk's submissive (while they're being spied upon in their rooms).

Uhura gets pregnant and gets an abortion. Spock finds out and can’t continue their relationship. He finds solace in an unexpected place.

"You are so awesome, Spencer, Gerard Way is going to sweat on us!"

When the Enterprise is asked to transport Vulcan colonists to their new home, Spock Prime comes with them. His presence changes everything – and leads to life-altering revelations for Jim and Spock. A story about growth, self-discovery, and new beginnings.

Written for [info]st_xi_kink request: please show me the wedding of Spock and Kirk. This is also a sequel to Rin-chan's the one where Commander Spock points out the truth, although prior knowledge is not required. With apologies to Katherine of Aragon.

"Mental acceptance of and conviction in the truth, actuality, or validity of a cultural fear of emotional vulnerability and exposure, the feeling of being completely exposed in some way."

Spock requests shore leave in the Orion sector to find some old friends, and takes Kirk and Uhura with him.

He called Brian with a grin playing at his lips. “Since Bob and I have to go as the single ones can we match just because so we aren't left out of the group thing if everyone kinda matches?”

Gaila knows a challenge when she hears one, even if it wasn't quite meant that way.

Kirk occassionally prostituted himself before joining Star Fleet. Nobody knows about it - he's managed to keep it from Bones and Spock, and it didn't happen in TOS. But one of Kirk's old customers is now an Ambassador for another planet - and he comes aboard the Enterprise for diplomatic negotiations. And he recognizes Kirk. Awkwardness ensues. The Ambassador can't blackmail Kirk, of course, because he would just incriminate himself. But that doesn't prevent the sleazeball from making all sorts of subtle - and not so subtle - comments.

After watching Internet Intervention too many times ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aIxwWooivI ) I really want to see just a short humor fic were Federation Standard is basically internet meme speak. "Orly?" "Yarly. I can haz benefit of doubt, plx?" Yeah. I know. Ridiculous and craky, but it could be so amusing.

Dr. Brennan is pretty much okay with brother-on-brother action. It's just everyone else who needs convincing.

Your pic gets mine.

He meets her the night of the MTV Movie Awards.

Justin doesn’t really know what to expect from Angels and Kings.

Atlantis! Boys! Shenanigans! Wraith! Angst!

see title

Written for the Star Trek XI Kink Meme prompt found here: Kirk, wanting to right by Spock, and wanting to make their relationship meaningful, decides to take their relationship slowly, and, instead of having sex right away, decides to do (what he thinks are) harmless acts of affection, such as holding hands and brief touches. Only, for those of Vulcan descent, the fingers/hands are much more sensitive than for humans. Make this a fluff-filled relationship fic. I want it to make my teeth rot with sweetness by the end of it. :)

July, 434 H.E. Alan has come back from his errand. Also brought cat with him. Told him he should name it "Champ" but he said no thanks, already named "Faithful". Do not think Alan has his priorities straight.

'She'd been a boy, and now she was a woman, but she'd never been a girl': Gary reflects on his friends Alan and Alanna.

SEQUEL to THE MANY WAYS TO FALL I know it has been a million years, so you might want to at least skim it even if you read it already. This fic probably won’t make sense without that one. What if Adam and Kris had a brief but memorable encounter before Idol?

Adam knows what he’s doing.

Adam really makes no sense at all. Basically.

You want to stop, say it, right now.

Kris Allen finds his definitions of love and family challenged during the first months of the American Idol tour when his marriage is tested by a scandal with Adam Lambert, all thanks to the National Enquirer.

Sometimes the death of a relationship is a slow burn, and other times it's an explosion. Kris and Adam experience a little of both before they find their way home.

“I’m fine,” he says, dragging his hand from his eyes and shifting his hand in Adam’s grip to expose the polish on his thumbnail, “Katy just isn’t too thrilled with the…new direction my sense of fashion is taking.”

Basically, this is how I picture the story of Kris and Adam’s friendship playing out, from the first day they met to a certain day in the future, almost exactly a year later. It’s made up of lots of big and little moments. Some happy. Some funny. Some sad. Features lots of cameos from all the other contestants and all the people we’ve come to know and love.

He thinks wryly that it’s a sign of just how bad things have gotten that his friend’s small gesture has reduced him to tears. Follow-up to Written in the Stars.

Late night and early morning, make-up and music, bedroom and bathroom- their small world has so many unexplored possibilities.

Has nothing to do with the movie Once, which I love. Sorry for any major historical goof ups but it’s more about the Kradam. The idea for this was loosely inspired by a fall out boy fic I read years ago, although if I remember correctly I think theirs was more of a parallel universes thing and like two paragraphs long and definitely wasn’t chronological. But it was awesome and if I ever find it again I’ll post it. Basically it inspired the common thread of the two of them always being fated together but the relationship always being slightly different. All the writing is original of course. Let me know what you think!

So Adam’s a pretty curious guy, whatever, this shouldn’t surprise anyone who knows him.