Tidus was a talented Blitzball player and an equally talented Summoner, trained from an early age to fight in future wars, but in the same war that killed his family and friends he gave up his future to preserve the past. Now, awakened from the dreaming and untainted by the corruption of Yevon, he’s setting out on his own pilgrimage to find out what went so wrong all those years ago…

Harry comes to Forks as a patient for Dr. Cullen. He was only supposed to stay until he healed enough to go back to the war. Will he discover a reason to stay? Hp-Twilight EC/HP

When Xander thinks he might be ‘that way’, Cordelia decides to make him The Best Gay Ever! Oh, and to use it to assume complete control over the high school, of course.

Eventually, though, he decides that he'd rather have another nap than figure out whether it's Brendon or Ryan or Spencer flipping through the stack of CDs on Patrick's kitchen table. Not-Jon-Walker looks up, wide-eyed, when Bob gets off the couch, then smiles when Bob tilts his head toward the bedroom and mutters something that could probably be an explanation.

Ryan Ross had been able to hear Spencer Smith in his head for as long as he could remember. Well, not exactly hear. It wasn’t like he was telepathic, there was just sort of a buzz, a sense of Spencer Smith’s presence. Over the years, it had become like white noise, just there in the background. Ryan couldn’t imagine what it would be like not to hear Spencer all the time, anymore than he could imagine not longing after Spencer.

Ryan loses his wings along with his virginity on the night of his 18th birthday. The next day he opens a bank account and deposits $4000 dollars. It's more than he expected, even after he gave Daedalus his share.

Teenage fumblings and first times, with bonus crossdressing!

Where Spencer and Ryan go on a vacation to the Caribbean, and get swept away to the 18th Century during the American Revolution.

Pete’s having way too much fun with Brendon’s power. Over the course of dinner he’s stolen people’s lasagna (and he’s given them all to Patrick—it’s ridiculous because the two of them are surrounded by a lasagna mountain), made Gabe dance, even through it wasn’t all that hard to convince the school’s elastic man to dance, in retrospect, and he’s also convinced Gerard that Frank’s name is really Sir Dipshit Esq. (which Spencer thinks went just a little too far).

AU. If Scott had been a little quicker on the uptake, X2 might have gone more like this. After an impromptu prison break, the X-Men, Magneto, and Mystique try to work together without anyone falling apart. Gen, with references to various pairings.

The AU where Panic is a wedding band called The First Wives’ Club. Brendon named them. It’s okay though: Pete’s wedding band is called Lloyd Dobler’s Boombox, but only because it kind of stuck. Also MCR are the leaders of the enemy wedding band camp. Then Ryan makes a bet with Frank Iero because he’s bad at life like that, and suddenly they’re in a duel to the death. Or, a wedding band-off, since unfortunately their lives aren’t a sequel to Boyz N The Hood.

Bob's only met Panic a few times and he can't quite remember which one is Urie, but he's got his suspicions. "Sure," he says.

Panic get a Twitter.

sometimes two and two is eventually three.

Bob isn't especially surprised when Frank calls his hotel room at just after midnight to ask if he wants to come hang out.

Brendon paid attention to what would make Ryan chuckle, low and breathless, and what would make him shudder and bite his lip.

"You hate fun, don't you?" Ashlee asked, leaning her head against her arms at the side of the pool. "That's really what this is. You are a hater of fun, in all forms."

He doesn't know how to tell them that he doesn't want to be one of the men, standing and jeering -- he wants to take the place of the girl, quietly kneeling, eyes closed and face upraised.

In which Ryan and Spencer are idiots, their friends are devious, everybody has bad ideas and nobody turns into Batman.

The oldest child in the Wentz-Stump household is Pierce Wentz, and who resembles his dad most of all. His dad's smile, his dad's swagger, his dad's compelling stare. He's the one that also gave Patrick the most grief when Patrick finally succumbed to Pete's constant nagging to move into the bigger house; he was unforgivably rude to Patrick, he yelled at his father, terrible, terrible things that sent Pete into red-tinged rages and resulted in slamming doors and the younger children crying quietly in corners until a parent or Christine came to comfort them.

Prom night is a special night in every boy’s life. Right? Spencer’s not too sure.

They're all running away, the problem is, can they survive until they get where they're going? An AU in which Mikey and Pete run a shelter, Spencer has Ryan, and Brendon has no one. At least not at first.

When Gerard realizes that he’ll never get with Lyn-Z after his friends let him know she’s into girls, there’s only one possible course of action: dress in drag and join her punk rock Dolly Parton cover band in hopes of wooing her. High school AU.

The boys have a photo shoot, Jon misses his cats, Ryan does not like argyle, Brendon has a green crisis, it’s up to Spencer to save the day. Again.

“God, you messed him up bad, Spence. He’s like a twelve-year-old girl around here today.”

Jane Austen AU. There’s a wedding, heartache and matchmaking, and it all happens in the 19th century England. It all made perfect sense in my head.

Ryan flexed his fingers, rubbing at his thighs and spreading them palm-down on his knees. Spencer was standing between his knees, bracing two fingers on his cheek occasionally, and the sides of Ryan's knuckles brushed Spencer's waist intermittently as he shifted back and forth. The brush paused. Ryan heard Spencer set down the tin of face paint, and then a rattle of plastic skittering across the makeup counter as he picked up another.

Things are always confusing when you're first starting out.

oe's brain maybe realizes it's happening when Spencer's tugging the zipper of his jeans down. "What?" Joe manages, because, what?

AU. Set in a parallel universe where, instead of starting a band, Gerard turns to writing.

He's cozy-drunk when Gabe leans over and says, lazily, "Dude, have I ever had you try some of that shit I got in Arizona?"

Joe puts his money where his mouth is.

Two boys, one cold basement mattress.

Mobsters and hoodies and Vegas, oh my! AU.

Pete is not the most observant person in the world.

Recently, Pete has taken to texting Patrick approximately four thousand times a day.

He turned back, swerving to avoid a group of girls making a beeline for the stuffed animal toss, and then he was in front of the table. The guy had a on a short-sleeved t-shirt that showed off muscled, tattooed arms, and Patrick really hoped he wasn't going to get punched. But, anti-war activists were inherently non-violent, right? He was also wearing a nametag that said, MY NAME IS: PETE in black block print sharpie, with you know you wanna hit this written hastily underneath.

The last time Jared tried to play matchmaker for Shannon he almost got his brother killed. This time-well, there's bus breakdowns and blizzards, techs rented out for the price of a slice of veggie lovers, penguin break ups, stolen thermal underwear and the two most oblivious drummers on the planet too good at ignoring machinations for their own good and things just spiral into batshit crazy from there.

Bill and Tom at age thirteen, getting it on.

The first time is a complete accident. Then again, a lot of good things in Mikey’s life have begun that way – accidentally – so who’s he to knock it.

Inspired by a genuine prank by me fans. A private exercise in curiosity results in a battle of wills, snark and somewhat limited machismo.

# Summary: phylogeny: (noun) 1. the sequence of events involved in the evolutionary development of a species or group of organisms, 2. the history or course of the development of something. # Excerpt: Silence falls, a waiting sort of silence, as if it's still unfinished, more yet to be said. "With these words," Jon says finally, slowly, feeling out the words as he says them, "and with these rings, with the sun and moon and stars as our witness, we commit ourselves to our future together, as a family."