"So what's French for 'My dad doesn't want me to play football'?"

"Well, they say if you can make a cake, you can make a bomb, but I got a D in Home Ec, so what do I know?" (A missing scene from "Graduation.")

shrift: It always makes me happy when RivkaT plays with a good cliché, and when you've got Lex's dryly arrogant narration of being mistaken for Clark's boyfriend -- well, I'm re-reading it again and laughing my ass off.

Clark needs Lex to help him become a man, in true Kryptonian fashion.

Post-Folsom Prison Blues. sevenfists requested that Dean wind up as Sam's prison bitch. I... concurred.

Pete was drunk, Gerard was caffeine-deprived. Accidents happen.

This is the second story in the four-part High Jinx series. (Completed)

The Slayers characters experience the highs & lows of a high school year and band formation. This is the first ina series of four stories. The next series tells of their summer adventures.

Lately I've noticed a couple of Harry in Africa stories, were he does really well with the animals. Well, what if that started in a sense before Hogwarts...

After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.

NoPairing in first three parts. After that Harry/Draco. AU. Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... Series, 7 parts.

You want to be with them, before, behind, between, above, below. Licked and bitten, sucked and petted. You want to soak your face with her flowing honey and drink his man-rejoicing wine. You think about them at war, at council, while ruling on matters great and petty.

Sam really didn't mean to get trapped with the demon, really he didn't.

In which Metropolis stays weird. sequel to Conflicts of Interest

Nimueh has an evil tentacled plant guarding her hideaway, and it takes a particular shine to the young warlock that stumbles across it. TENTACLE SEX FTW!

In trying to improve Arthur's chances of surviving a near-impossible match, Merlin magicks certain, uh, "special abilities" into Arthur's armour. Since Merlin himself has the mad hots for Arthur, the sentience he imbues on the armour does, too...

The magic flared like a sun behind his eyes.

The legends speak of a sword, beautifully crafted, powerful beyond the imaginings of man.

"Well," Morgana said, looking pleased, "Maybe Arthur won't actually throw the tourney this year."

Because, really, why wouldn’t the slash dragon’s fire create a slash sword?

In which Prince Arthur meets Merlin and all hell breaks lose.

It wasn't a spell that Merlin knew.

In which Sir Percival is the Invisible Knight of Camelot and Merlin comes to his rescue (apologies for the rubbish summary!!)

A spell meant to help goes horribly wrong. Xander is left to deal with the consequences. He must succeed or die trying. Series will have angst, dark situations, violence, character deaths, and slash. Created solely to feed the need for more Xander/Rodney.

Jon Walker and his boywives, a Big Love AU. Warnings; Contains polygamy, lots of religious discussions and thoughts and what could be seen as an unfavorable view towards The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

Nestra: Hth deftly sets up this crossover, and it's completely believable. It'll make you love Gunn all over again.

shrift: Missy and Jess! So much pretty, so much sex and snark.

shrift: Hee! Clark's really a goth, and he's not taking it anymore!

Bob's only met Panic a few times and he can't quite remember which one is Urie, but he's got his suspicions. "Sure," he says.

Panic get a Twitter.

sometimes two and two is eventually three.

Bob isn't especially surprised when Frank calls his hotel room at just after midnight to ask if he wants to come hang out.

Brendon paid attention to what would make Ryan chuckle, low and breathless, and what would make him shudder and bite his lip.

"You hate fun, don't you?" Ashlee asked, leaning her head against her arms at the side of the pool. "That's really what this is. You are a hater of fun, in all forms."

He doesn't know how to tell them that he doesn't want to be one of the men, standing and jeering -- he wants to take the place of the girl, quietly kneeling, eyes closed and face upraised.

In which Ryan and Spencer are idiots, their friends are devious, everybody has bad ideas and nobody turns into Batman.

The oldest child in the Wentz-Stump household is Pierce Wentz, and who resembles his dad most of all. His dad's smile, his dad's swagger, his dad's compelling stare. He's the one that also gave Patrick the most grief when Patrick finally succumbed to Pete's constant nagging to move into the bigger house; he was unforgivably rude to Patrick, he yelled at his father, terrible, terrible things that sent Pete into red-tinged rages and resulted in slamming doors and the younger children crying quietly in corners until a parent or Christine came to comfort them.

Prom night is a special night in every boy’s life. Right? Spencer’s not too sure.

They're all running away, the problem is, can they survive until they get where they're going? An AU in which Mikey and Pete run a shelter, Spencer has Ryan, and Brendon has no one. At least not at first.

When Gerard realizes that he’ll never get with Lyn-Z after his friends let him know she’s into girls, there’s only one possible course of action: dress in drag and join her punk rock Dolly Parton cover band in hopes of wooing her. High school AU.

The boys have a photo shoot, Jon misses his cats, Ryan does not like argyle, Brendon has a green crisis, it’s up to Spencer to save the day. Again.

Two boys, one cold basement mattress.

Mobsters and hoodies and Vegas, oh my! AU.