His dad says, "Stay out of trouble," when gates open at every venue. "Seriously, Lib."

It's, like, on the road... only, kinda, different.

Frank is too short to be an elf. Sequel to Realms

AU. If Scott had been a little quicker on the uptake, X2 might have gone more like this. After an impromptu prison break, the X-Men, Magneto, and Mystique try to work together without anyone falling apart. Gen, with references to various pairings.

Tidus was a talented Blitzball player and an equally talented Summoner, trained from an early age to fight in future wars, but in the same war that killed his family and friends he gave up his future to preserve the past. Now, awakened from the dreaming and untainted by the corruption of Yevon, he’s setting out on his own pilgrimage to find out what went so wrong all those years ago…

or Junior Year of High School, Revised, A Clones Tale. Highlander-Stargate X-Over. Methos was just spending a year as a highschool teacher; Jake O'Neil was just trying to be someone other than Jack O'Neill; neither are simple individuals.

Ten times Disney did it best.

After Jim tells Bones to 'Buckle Up', where'd they go first? This is that mission.

Spock and Jim come back to where they began.

Sequel to It Takes A Village. Jim tries to give Chekov ‘The Talk’; it turns out to be far more difficult than he imagined.

McCoy nods. “It happens when you don’t establish proper boundaries. Or when things aren’t stable at home. Have you been fighting with Spock again? The children don’t like it when Mommy and Daddy fight.” “Funny,” Kirk says and then frowns. “Wait… which one of us is which?”

"You think they've been keeping Jim for twelve hours by asking politely?"

They're not friends yet. That takes time, more than a few really disastrous missions, two anniversaries, and quite a lot of bloodshed. Jim's never been the patient type.

"Shockingly, after having spent three days running through caves and mountains and fighting off cave-creatures with tentacles - tentacles, because the cave-creatures themselves just weren't bad enough – I'm not really in the mood for a lecture on how I should be in sickbay, and you can take whatever sedative you've got in that hypospray of yours and shove it."

Wingfic please please please! Someone (preferably Sulu or Spock) wakes up and finds out hoshit they sprouted wings, big feathery ones. Of course, everyone wants to touch, which would be okay if the wings weren't totally erogenous zones. (Sulu's turn!)

Kid!Kirk (transformed) and no one wants to take care of him, so the responsibility falls to Spock. There's an Ambassador on board who doesn't know what happened and see's Kirk messing around. The Ambassador gets onto him and when Kirk talks back, is about to hit him (because in his culture, that's how they deal with children)

Spock and Sarek talk after ST9 about Amanda, Nyota, and K/S. Excellent as usual!

"Humans would've named the planet New Earth and the places things like New Africa or New Russia. Vulcans did no such thing; they named the planet Vik: the well in the desert. They named the continents Ashv'cezh, Laktra, and Vrekasht: Revenge, Grief, and Outcast."

'Dear Ambassador Spock,' Jim writes, 'The new Spock thinks I am a total asshole and that sucks.'

After watching Internet Intervention too many times ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aIxwWooivI ) I really want to see just a short humor fic were Federation Standard is basically internet meme speak. "Orly?" "Yarly. I can haz benefit of doubt, plx?" Yeah. I know. Ridiculous and craky, but it could be so amusing.

'She'd been a boy, and now she was a woman, but she'd never been a girl': Gary reflects on his friends Alan and Alanna.

When canon errors produce fic fodder. Ever wondered why Douglass is Raoul's squire in the Dain scene and then Gary's when they're ice-skating? Is it really all just a mistake? Perhaps two very troublesome squires took it upon themselves to choose their own knight-masters. Piercefic '08 entry, also posted here

There are times when Gary regrets his decision to take on Douglass of Veldine as a squire.

Adam knows what he’s doing.

He thinks wryly that it’s a sign of just how bad things have gotten that his friend’s small gesture has reduced him to tears. Follow-up to Written in the Stars.

After the TV Guide Magazine interview, Adam calls Neil up to freak out a little. Neil is not amused.

(and sometimes Kris, and once or maybe twice, JC, but mostly Adam)

Kris is not an angry guy. It’s something he prides himself on, his laid-back personality, his ability to stay calm under pressure. It’s his Thing. Adam has his outrageous fashion. Allison has her crazy red hair. Matt has his impressions. Kris has his level-headedness.

The other Idols support Adam when anti-gay protesters show up at a concert.

This is a series of ficlets. Unbetaed, unedited, off-the-cuff. Inspired by the Rolling Stone article

Now let us take a moment to imagine Adam Lambert meeting Gerard Way -- HOSHIT, IN DRAG.

Four members of the Black family who come out and one who doesn’t.

Lee just wants to be a normal teenage boy, but it's not easy when his own body is betraying him.

Al tries to figure out what it means to be gay both at home and at school.

Pepper Potts is the woman she'd always wanted to be. It's probably not all Tony's fault that her well-ordered life has just been blown to pieces. But it's definitely mostly his fault.

Originally written to satisfy a prompt in the [info]ontd_ai Drabble Meme, but the length (2,090 words) got a little out of hand. Prompt: Michael does/says something about homophobia that pleasantly surprises Adam.

This is my attempt to get my Kris voice down. Also trying to psych myself up for [info]americanbang

In honor of Harry's birthday, a small tribute to the Harry Potter series, and the fandom it has inspired. Complete

Prompt: "I know it's been done before, but I want Papa Bear confronting Adam-hating bigots!"

Adam doesn't know when his original opinion about Kris changed, when he had this realization that he had him pegged completely wrong, but he also doesn't know when he actually stopped caring either.

Author of "Love Speaks Through..." , "Imitator", and "Demons"

He wasn’t really crazy about these charismatic type churches and all their fervor.

A look at how Kris’s and Adam’s first conversation in the Idol Mansion may have gone, based on Adam’s confessions in his Rolling Stone interview.

Adam discovers something about Kris's past that he never would've suspected.

He doesn’t think about it until after the show in Dallas, when a fan comments on how he looks in his stage make-up.

David isn't a lover or a hater, he's more of an abstainer, withholding of all opinions as beneath his notice, which is why it comes as a surprise to him when he realizes that he very strongly dislikes Adam Lambert. He maybe even hates the guy. He looks at Lambert in his stupid eyeliner and even stupider outfits, watches him on TV every week and thinks, that guy is such a fucking douche.

Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? (Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.)