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Another Kind of Fandom Wank
After faking his death and leaving the Wizarding world behind, Severus unwittingly reunites with someone from his past in the most unlikely of places: online in a Blood Bathory fan community.
One of Your Fathers Chapter Listing
From the moment Harry tells his husband the truth about his case of the 'flu', until they are both knee-deep in fatherhood, we present a journey of nine months - plus eleven years.
Unexpected Side-Effects
Cloud really wished that his mother had warned him about days like this. Pre-game.
Stuck! The Elevator Story
Draco & Harry get stuck in an elevator together. Yum.
Blind Date
When Roy Mustang, an egotistical man-whore, and Ed Elric, a temperamental teen, are set up on a blind date by well-meaning friends, anything can happen.
Conflicts of Interest
In which Clark is a not-so-mild-mannered reporter, Lex is a biological fugitive, and someone is mold.
Three steps back
Anyone remember that little story what I wrote - The Road Less Travelled? No? Unsurprising; it was over six months ago. The trail is dead, but I picked it up all the same, because I am and always will be a glutton for punishment. So here goes: It’s five years later, and all is not well...
Bad Day
Draco Malfoy thought about few things. Harry Potter thought about everything. Neither thought they would fall for each other. One a gay sex driven son to a big-time politician and an ex-model. The other a struggling orphan musician who has a past shadowed by horror. All it'll take is one meeting to set them thinking about the biggest question ever.
Worlds Apart
Something went horribly wrong and Duo and Naruto are in the wrong worlds. Ninja vs technology. How could this possibly go wrong?
Another Chance
Alternate Ending for Advent Children. Basically, act as if Aeris and Zack don't say goodbye in the church.
Somnio Salvus
Year six at Hogwarts, and Draco finds a way to spy on Harry's deepest fears. But will he use this knowledge to gain power over Harry, or to change his own destiny?
Rehearsals
When Ryan convinces Chad to dance in the Fall Musicale, things change between them. Featuring: Scheming, singing, dancing, cunning plans, wacky misunderstandings, small girls in leotards, one thousand elephants, boykissing, banter, musical reconciliation, and something resembling a plot.
Love Among Muggles
Ever wondered how patrician Andromeda Black ended up with a Muggleborn like Ted Tonks? Step back in time to the swinging 60s, when skirts were short and love was free!
Sometimes
Sometimes it’s hard to leave the ones you love. Sometimes you find a new love at the most unexpected times and in unusual places. Sometimes the Pretear can be a male.
Thirteen Kisses
Starts out slow, ends pretty quick. Pfft, men.
Blonds
Strife puzzles out the reason for his discontent and then attempts to fix the problem.
God and Mind Novelization Volume I - Lost
Fei remembers nothing of his life before the masked stranger bought him to Lahan Village; a peaceful haven in the war-torn kingdom of Aveh. But Fei's tranquil life is soon cruelly shattered when his past catches up to him and he is flung into a world of danger, mystery and self-denial. Who is the terrifying figure in the dark mask? And why does the soldier from the city of Solaris seem so familiar, even though she claims Fei is her enemy?
Catch 22
Catch-22: any illogical or paradoxical problem or situation; dilemma. As if NEWTS weren't enough, Dumbledore's gone and had another one of his 'bright ideas.' If all ends well, the Houses will be getting along in no time. Or according to Harry's correspondent, an Apocalypse will be in order. Featuring pirate songs, Polyjuice potion, several wanks and an unhealthy amount of erogenous musing. [Heavy, and I mean heavy H/D humour/romance.]
Big Dick Come Quick
Draco’s got a theory. About sex. And after much searching for the right candidate, it appears that only Harry Potter, his life long enemy, can help him test it out.
A Little Stress Relief
Kyo and Yuki may be rivals, but rvial slash is a pretty, pretty thing. Yuki wants his stress relief: Kyo. But not if Kyo has anything to say about it.
The Nekkid Quidditch Match
As reported, by part of your foolish use of Magical Truth or Dare, the next Quidditch game will be conducted by the Gryffindor team in the buff.
The Daughter of Malfoy
Lucius Malfoy is a clumsy git. A pregnancy potion made by Snape for Malfoy's wife ends up spilt on our seventeen year old hero. Harry Potter ends up knocked up. He's really not best pleased. After all, how is he meant to save the world if he has to go on maternity leave?
no pirate on earth
Part 1: In which much silliness is introduced
The Art of Survival
Dumbledore hires three new DADA professors and boy will they cause a stir.
Days of Becoming
A sudden increase in the manifestations of young mutants causes panic across America. Two young mutants, Bobby Drake and St. John Allerdyce follow very different and sometimes converging paths to adulthood. What do you believe in when everything you've trusted is gone? The action begins a year before X1 and finishes following X3.
Heat
Warren is going crazy, but can his best friend overcome his own fear to help him?
Roomies
The first time they met, Clark saved Lex’s life. Lex still hasn’t forgiven him. “I was just testing my bed,” he says. “For springiness.” “Falling. Falling off your bed. You’d have-” “Broken my neck if you hadn’t caught me, I know." Lex chalks another spidery sum onto the wall above his desk. "Trust me to get the roommate with a savior complex.” Clark snorts behind 'Journalism: A History.' “*You* collapsed into *my* arms. Don’t pretend you didn’t like it either, genius.” Lex laughs, balances his equation, and falls backwards off his chair. Clark kicks the door shut and catches him.
Roomies Part 18
I Have Been All Things Unholy
“He thinks I have stigmata,” Frank said, because what the fucking hell, it couldn’t get any worse. He might as well just lay it out. “Oh, well,” said Brian into his hands. “Of course.”
The Dream Is Ended, This Is The Morning
Skandar accidentally transports himself to Narnia, where King Peter is very intrigued by the boy who looks like his younger brother. And while his actual brother is away from Cair Paravel on royal business, the High King invites the stranger to stay with him.
The Sunless Land
High-school AU, in which Sam and Dean don't know each other. But, of course, not everything is what it seems.
Badlands
The group heads to South Dakota to recover. But recovery isn't as relaxing as it should be with Evil Scientists, ghostly Native Americans, and Chloe and Dean fighting the whole way.
Room and Board
Dean flashes his best -- and most insincere -- smile at the properties officer as he signs his name and picks up his wallet, his necklace, his ring and watch, and the change he had in his pocket. The officer, a big, burly man with short-cropped grizzled gray hair doesn't smile back and isn't impressed or taken in.
Old Country
Sam and Dean go to Hogwarts.
Compels You
CROSSOVER! Our two favorite pairs of vigilante brothers meet by chance, when rumors of a violent demon bring Sam and Dean to South Boston.
The Darth Side Memoirs of a Monster
Letters Series
Awful Bliss
In which an agent is sent to the border to evaluate the heir to a province.
Gerard and Rapunzel
He is Gerard, and she is also Rapunzel.
For Lack of a Better Word
When Bob glances up from the board, there's someone standing next to him. He twitches, startled, and lifts his hands up automatically so they don't jar any of his levels. "Do you need something?" he half-shouts, leaning in so the guy can hear him.
The Holly Golightly Club
High School AU based on the "I'm Not OK" video
A Pregnant Pause
One morning, Schuldig found he couldn't stop puking. It pissed him off, especially as he hadn't been drinking the night before. Red wine had given him heartburn for weeks, and even the thought of spirits made him -- he dived for the toilet again. He didn't get any sympathy either, just Crawford sneering at the mix of muesli, chocolate and chutney that had seemed so delicious recently, and Nagi running off to sulk just because Schuldig was veering between yelling tearfully at him and giggling over his stash of not-well-hidden porn. Above all, he wished Farfarello would stop calling him "Mary."
Putting the B Back in Subtle
In which Bob Bryar gets a real job, grows up a little, puts the drums aside, becomes a touring sound engineer, drinks too much, repeatedly goes against his better judgment, hooks up with Jepha, gets sucked in by the earnestness of My Chem's message, is dumped by Jepha, joins MCR, develops an inconvenient crush on Brian Schechter, nearly dies, and says something he's been meaning to say for awhile.
WentzWang, vol. 1
WentzWang is the world’s foremost producer of bisexual porn.
Being in this band is never Boring
Bob. Frank. Worm. and entirely too many puppies.
Bob Bryar's Secret Baby Project
Bob Bryar is a man of mystery, even Frank says so. What if there was a reason for his reticence?
For A Different View
AU. Ray Toro is a girl, Rae, but MCR is still just MCR.
(not) the boy next door
Stepping off the bus is like landing in a different world.
Disciplin and Punish
Mating Frenzy
Scott and Logan and well - sex.
