It's a long way back from Bialya, and they've had an even longer day.

Wally is totally not gay. Neither is Dick. So it's totally not gay if they practice being good boyfriends with each other, right?

The continuing adventures of Were-tiger!Adam & Kitsune!Kris. Sequel to A Tale of Two Tails.

Neal forgot to turn off his audio transmitter before engaging in some personal business. Well, "forgot"...

He'd never paid much attention to the plant lore and magics requiring plants, but that plant had been drilled into his head by everyone.

Civil war comes to Valdemar. But first, two boys meet on the road. Heralds of Valdemar AU

Jones and Diana talk shop, promotions, politics, and the sex lives of their colleagues during the weekly Friday Night Safety Meeting.

Neal still dreams of the big cons -- but now they have a familiar cast of characters.

Adam is a little bit psychic and Kris Allen sets off his instincts from the moment they first meet so when Adam realises there's something wrong with Kris he has to help.

The sheer naughtiness of it all was unexpectedly exciting, and she found herself trembling even before the cold steel met her skin.

Lord Beast was lurking at him again.

Bits of Hogwarts seem to be failing and a magical circle has appeared in the Great Hall. Harry and Draco end up in the middle of finding out what it's for.

In which everyone works in the adult film industry. AU.

Heading off into the forest for some time alone, Zelgadis attracts some unexpected attention, and, naturally, Xelloss takes advantage of the situation. Post Evolution-R.

Darren looks at Chris a little helplessly. “I think I could name, maybe, two people who have won American Idol. And that’s only because we’ve covered them on Glee.” “Oh.” Chris frowns slight before perking up once more. “Well, he’s super cute and religious but not like, over the top about it. He wouldn’t swear so he kept saying Gosh and Darn on the show.” “And you had a crush.” Darren finishes, smiling at Chris. “Ohhh, you get to flirt with your teenage crush!” Now he’s bouncing up and down on the couch. “This is fabulous!”

Mini-Jack is not happy that he’s fifteen again.

AU. Jack has to interview candidates for a position with the SGC.

There's at least one shifter the brothers don't want to kill.

Maybe it doesn't have to be so complicated, after all.

Clark goes on spring break to New Orleans and gets more than he bargained for.

A new vampire is taking L.A. by storm, and he has an offer to make vampire hunter John Sheppard.

Waste not, want not. Which applies to former Shinra employees too.

Shinjiro fails his Will roll. At least twice.

A funny thing happened one time in Hellsville. Or how Eliot learned to keep calm and not punch ghosts.

Three times Eliot meets Eames, two he sees Arthur, and once he runs into them both.

They’d met years ago, years before Jensen joined the Losers.

Blaine Anderson is in the Starfleet Academy command track when he meets fellow cadet Kurt Hummel.

O to speed where there is space enough and air enough at last! — Walt Whitman, One Hour to Madness and Joy, 1860.

Fire to Air, Air to Water, with the broad Earth beneath linking them both. A fusion between SGA and Avatar: The Last Airbender.

"Hey, the Charger was pretty unsalvageable down in that Mexican tunnel. How’s Brian driving a brand new one in the rescue scene?" Cue khaleesian, crickets chirping. kadymae rolls her eyes. "Who do we know who has a pretty well-stocked salvage yard?"

Fullmetal was starting to turn slightly purple, now, which definitely clashed with his coloring...

Endorphins then, that's what he's been missing.

Ed did precisely that, yanking down his shirt and attempting to close his jacket around what was a quite fine, if a bit incongruent, pair of breasts.

Of course, the jar was really the professional female companionship fund; or, as Ed liked to sarcastically call it, the pussy kitty.

As far as Edward was concerned it could just take for-damn-ever if it wanted because that’s how long he could go without taking to the Bastard.

Fixing Al.

You can always tell it’s Sunday by the yelling from the Elric house.

"I'm sure you're not going to care, it's very weak of me," Haru tells Sasuke, almost casual. "I'm in love with you. It's not hero-worship. It's not a phase. I am not confused." Silence. Sasuke's expression doesn't change at all. Haru knows better than to think he didn't hear, or misunderstood. He probably suspected it a while ago. But it's alright (it's not, it hurts.) This isn't the reason Haru brought them both here.

Heero let himself be shoved against the table of their booth, the club lights dark and flickering, indistinct and at once revealing and concealing.

"Adam has been a unicorn activist for four years and an honest to god recording artist for eight months when he goes to throw his trash in the dumpster one night and finds a baby unicorn hiding behind the recycling bin."

This is not your typical SGC mission. No, not even for SG-1.

"Of all the questionable life-style choices Adam has made in his life (and there are a lot to choose from), he never expected volunteering at a ecological charity to be the one that ruined his life."

Dick's been waiting seven years to stick his tongue down Wally's throat, but now he's got a plan. Sort of.

Barry says, “Maybe we should have gotten the lovebirds their own table,” and that’s the point where Dick can’t take it anymore. In which there are fake relationships, bro codes, schemes and surprisingly supportive mentors. Oh, and some cupcakes.

After Martha Kent learns she has a grandson, well, she's not going to just stay sitting down, no sir.

On a less horrible note! This is one of the promised FMA/DGM crossovers—some DGM characters flung randomly into FMA-verse. *eyes fic dubiously* So the world of Fullmetal Alchemist is pretty sane, balanced, and logical. Sure, things are bad sometimes, things are complicated sometimes, but they make sense. And are usually, I don’t know, indefinably wholesome. DGM, meanwhile, is such a sick, twisted, chaotic crazy-factory that there are no words. Fitting them together: fun times. Also, Ed and Allen in the same room, BEST THING EVER. XD

"Humes believe any viera they meet is a female," Fran says, with a tilt of her head that he is coming to recognise as her equivalent of a shrug. "It is my luck that their expectations match my self and my misfortune that they do not often encompass my body." Balthier nods. He is tall, and slim, and he, too, is lucky. Set c. 701 OV.

Aladdin's just trying to live his life, as best as he knows. FtM Aladdin.

Slinking closer, Roy took a deep breath and then another.

Being that Robin is from Gotham, Batman's protégé, she had expected that he would be the one who'd take the longest to convince about her being in the team.