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Lace me up (redux)
It's times like this Derek wishes he has facebook. This seems like the sort of shit that's supposed to be socially networked.
The Pope Would Brag
The thing is, Derek’s really, really hot. Like, insane levels of attraction. What with the leather and the cheekbones and the stubble and the ass — oh god, that ass — Stiles can’t really be blamed, at all for freaking bragging. Now if only his college friends actually believed Derek existed.
V.I.P.
TG: youre clear for take off captain TG: if you know what i mean TG: clear skies are you ready to soar into that sexy sunsets pinkish embrace TG: sort of an angry red in places
Mutually Assured Satisfaction
Tony isn't so much introducing Steve to twenty-first century sex as enabling him. Steve already knows what he wants.
Divided We Stand
Derek is being pressured by his family to pick a mate, and somehow stumbles into a choice that they didn't expect and aren't sure they approve of....
A Living Sacrifice
Athelstan's Christian devotions arouse the suspicions of Ragnar's neighbours and he is dragged before the Earl and accused of working evil magic. The villagers want to sacrifice him to Odin to ward off ill-luck, but Ragnar and Lagertha step in to save him by proposing that he is sacrificed instead to Freyr, the god of fertility and sexual pleasure. By fucking Athelstan until he screams and begs, Ragnar argues, he will prove that the Christian God has no power in their lands. Athelstan is surprisingly ok with this.
The Sum of Its Parts
Stiles deals with the aftermath of being abducted by Peter Hale and left for dead. It's harder than he would have thought to accept his place in the pack when he's convinced that he's the 'weak one' and can't protect himself. Fortunately, Scott and Sheriff Stilinski are there to help, and to nag Derek until he helps, too.
That one time that porn just started happening whenever Marc Staal walked into a room
If I Had A Wish (Or Even A Choice)
Stiles has a preference for written porn. He also has a thing for Derek's voice. So when Derek finds his erotica collection, this is clearly either the best or the worst thing that's ever happened to him.
Rose: Beta Karkat's fic.
CG: … CG: WELL? TT: This is certainly something. CG: OH GOD. DON’T SUGARCOAT IT, ROSE, IT WON’T MAKE IT TASTE ANY BETTER GOING DOWN. TT: As my dear ectoslime brother would say: calm your tits, Karkat. TT: It’s very interesting in a way I’m having trouble putting into words.
Possessing of a Very Righteous Style
Sometimes a bubble bath and a glass of wine are exactly the wrong way to wind down.
Electricity In the Contact
In which Derek has been invited to the Greater Pacific Northwest Alpha Symposium (that's not what it's called, Stiles, stop saying that), and showing up unattached would mean an arranged marriage. When the rest of the pack objects, he agrees to let Stiles come along to pose as his mate. Derek is reasonably sure that he's not going to make it out of this weekend alive.
Got 'til It's Gone
Stiles and Derek have phone-sex while Stiles is away at college.
Five Times Someone Figured Out Heero Was A Girl
"Relena was a polite, well-bred lady, and did not look at people's crotches. Even when they wore skintight spandex shorts that seemed painted on." Girl!Heero. One-sided, mostly subtexty pairings, no get-together.
Life is a Dance Floor
The first time I met Jonathan Toews, he let a door close in my face. Not one of those metaphorical doors that get shut ‘cause I’m a girl in the NHL, but a literal door.
Optional
In one's home, clothes are optional. Housemates, however, may disagree.
Failstaff
Patrick Kane tries to give a St. Crispin's Day speech and ends up as Falstaff. Sort of.
Homecoming
Raleigh comes home with Mako for O-bon.
Phil Coulson Does Not Bake (and The Avengers Do Not Shop At IKEA Anymore)
Sometimes Tony Stark makes poor choices. Sometimes Tony pushes his teasing of Steve Rogers just a little too far. Sometimes Steve decides he's had enough. Phil Coulson's the one who's got to write this nonsense up, and he does not bake.
Dragon Verse
Stiles is at the Hale house, lounging on the front stoop watching Isaac, Erica, and Boyd wrestle, when the baby comes running out of the woods. - Derek becomes instant father to a magically appearing baby and falls in love. Stiles can’t take the cute and worries Derek’s heart will break if he loses the kid.
Sidelined
The first day of Junior year for Stiles isn’t just spent going over course syllabi, but also finding out that while he had been shipped off to family for the summer, that the werewolves in town had an Alpha pack to deal with. Heavily frustrated, Team Human figure it’s long past time that they start taking their own safety into their hands.
Don't You Rock My Boat
Kaner wakes up soulbonded to Tazer. Then gay shit happens
a collection of thoughts from the fucked over cast of teen wolf
Transfer Students
"Five times the Avengers pawned kids off on the Jean Grey School."
the innocence we left behind
Four people at Beacon Hills High who get caught up in lycanthropic problems and one person who contracts one.
Pack Up; Don't Stray
AU – Werewolves are an enslaved underclass, collared and tagged by human masters. Detective Stilinksi’s on duty the night they bring in an untagged stray.
First Drafts of the Quick-Quotes Quill
Fred and George weren't the only pair of inventors in their family. They weren't even the first to experiment in wartime.
All Talk
Ringing the changes on phone sex.
The Power of Snark and Pie
In which Stiles is so over this peril business and Derek's baking has completely disrupted his entire world view.
The Lee Jordan Show
Welcome to the Lee Jordan show on the Wizarding Wireless Network, the best show for news, interviews, sports coverage, and entertainment on air! Tune in now!
Feed The Body, Nourish The Soul
"Steve Rogers just wanted to sell good, nourishing, cheap food from his food truck. Now the crazy fusion chefs from TOBRU are calling him a hipster, the avant garde restaurant "Shield" across the street has declared war on chains, and...well, then there's Thor, who thinks Steve's habit of licking food is weird."
An Ever-Fixed Mark
Fusion with Ursula le Guin's planet O. In a world with very different marriage rules, a noble wedding and a magical threat still can't make Merlin, Arthur, Gwen and Morgana talk about their feelings.
Hell of a Mess
People had been backing down to Hobbs all his life; there was always a fascination for him in the ones who didn't.
Crazy
rom the 2011 kink meme. The prompt was: In Fast and Furious when Braga asks Dom and Brian if they know each other, what if instead of saying 'He used to date my sister' Dom decided not to make Brian's undercover assignment easy for him and mess with his head a little by saying 'We used to date' instead.
Penciling In His Dance Card
Toretto eyed Hobbs up and down, a speculative light in his dark eyes. "Just how flexible are you?"
The Fast and the NBTs
"You weren't kidding when you said 'change of camouflage', were you? Damn, O'Conner." A fusion-verse between the Fast and the Furious series and the live-action Transformers movies.
Eighty Percent Devil
The cop smirks at him, smug and self-satisfied, from mere inches away. "Told you I'd see you soon, Toretto."
Metaphysical Gravity (The Sunshine Epilogue)
It was kind of ironic that it had taken someone else loving Brian to turn 'not enough' into her 'happily ever after'.
It's the Little Things
A week in the life of Lucille Hobbs, DSS Agent.
please leave your taste on my tongue
For Wally's 21st birthday, they play spin the bottle.
Cave Paintings
Tim and Kon get popped into Earth-16. Their visit is brief, but, has quite the impact.
Cartographer's Craft
In the summer after Harry's sixth year, Harry and Remus uncover a section of the Marauder's Map which has been hidden for the past twenty years, releasing a carbon copy of sixteen-year-old Sirius Black from its depths. As they prepare for the impending war, Sirius must find a place for himself in this new world, Harry must find a way to destroy Voldemort, and Remus must face his own past while trying to build a tenuous future with Tonks.
Our Path
They’ve met numerous times before Tim finally meets Kon.
The 'Verse in Which Dirk is Anime Horatio Caine
In which John has his first real homocrush and does stupid shit in effort to alleviate it. (extra:topodfic applies to the first 2 fics in the series)
Karkat's Guide To Proper BlackRom
The first rule of Troll Fight Club is : you don't talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Troll Fight Club is : you don't. Talk. About Fight Club. And you sure as hell don't let humans join.
The Worst Thing I Ever Did
Stiles would say his relationship with Derek is about fifteen percent empty threats, thirty percent sass, ten percent avoiding violence together, and five percent eyebrows. If anyone asked, he would say the remaining forty percent is mutual orgasms. It’s a good thing no one ever asks.
Five Ways Derek and Stiles became "Derek and Stiles" and the One Way They Definitely Didn't
What it says on the tin. Canon-AU for Season 3 (obvs the finale hasn't aired yet so no real confirmation that it's canon-compliant)
Dave: surrender maidenhood.
You squirm your way between her thighs and suddenly her hand is braced against you, right below your belly button, like she's holding you at bay. "Dave," she says, and she's alarmingly likely to be serious when she uses your name, "let's do it the other way this time."
Keep Going
post 2x11 Stiles gets kidnapped by Gerard. He doesn't take it well. Derek saves him (because it's his turn this time).
Redux3
or : In Which Dave Strider Is An Asexual Transsexual Off To Room With His Best Internet Friend John Egbert, Who Is Initially Unaware Of Dave’s Trans Status, While They Both Attend Western Washington University. Co-Starring Rose Lalonde As Dave’s Nosy And Also Identical And Cisexual Lesbian Twin Sister, And Karkat Vantas And Sollux Captor As Particularly Irritating Suite Mates. Featuring All The Trolls As Humans, Jade And Jake As John’s Gun Wielding Genius Cousins, And Dirk “Bro” Strider As The Hardest Character To Write. Also Includes Stupid Pranks, Second Hand Details, A Handful Of Sexuality Crisises, A Number Of Awkward Crushes Of Varying Levels Of Platonic, Flirting With Varying Levels Of Success, Instances Of Sloppy Makeouts, One Polyamorous Relationship, A Handful Of Lesbians, More Bullshit Than True Facts, And A Summary That Is Apparently Too Long.
