Parker doesn't understand why it has to be more complicated than: "I want to be with you, I just don't want to sleep with you." It's everyone else who has the problem. (Parker as a biromantic asexual)

"This is how you talk to women?" says Hardison from the peanut gallery. "Really?"

Back when all he had was their names and a list of suspected crimes a mile long, Nate had played a guessing game with himself. Knowing those forms would tell him a lot. For a comment_fic prompt for a Dark Materials AU - they all have daemons.

Parker and Sophie need to get out of a tricky situation.

"All right," Nate says, and smacks his hands together. "Let's go steal a con artist."

Serving a minor search warrant, Peter comes across a stash of very illegal pornography, and Neal has to face something he thought he laid to rest years ago.

see: Title

Adam is a little bit psychic and Kris Allen sets off his instincts from the moment they first meet so when Adam realises there's something wrong with Kris he has to help.

Neal still dreams of the big cons -- but now they have a familiar cast of characters.

Jones and Diana talk shop, promotions, politics, and the sex lives of their colleagues during the weekly Friday Night Safety Meeting.

Civil war comes to Valdemar. But first, two boys meet on the road. Heralds of Valdemar AU

He'd never paid much attention to the plant lore and magics requiring plants, but that plant had been drilled into his head by everyone.

Neal forgot to turn off his audio transmitter before engaging in some personal business. Well, "forgot"...

The continuing adventures of Were-tiger!Adam & Kitsune!Kris. Sequel to A Tale of Two Tails.

Wally is totally not gay. Neither is Dick. So it's totally not gay if they practice being good boyfriends with each other, right?

It's a long way back from Bialya, and they've had an even longer day.

There is always a third option.

Tula cannot force conviction where it does not exist, but she tries.

Bubbles is a boy now, but he's still going to be himself.

Sokka has been kidnapped by the Fire Nation. Instead of prison, he serves as personal valet to the prince.

"Sit-down, Harris. You. Me. After school."

Diana gets annoyed at Neal for flirting with her, he admits that he only flirts so much because it doesn't mean anything. He confesses that he's never come out to anyone but Kate, and he doesn't want to lie to Peter, but he's also scared that coming out will cause him to lose the most important person in his life. Diana helps and encourages him.

Neal needs love and admiration like he needs air, but there's a huge obstacle to his ever having someone to grow old with. He doesn't like sex, so he rarely gets past a [some number, anon doesn't want to imply there's a standard number of dates before sex] date. At some point they *always* expect what he can't stand to give them. Kate was the only woman he'd ever known who was like him and didn't want sex. Without her, he faces the rest of his life needing love but ultimately lonely. I'd like to see Peter or maybe Elizabeth figure this out.

When their latest case has ties to his past as a sex worker, Neal goes undercover as himself, and Peter isn't happy about it.

I'd like to see Diana or Jones finding out about Neal and Peter's relationship and confronting Neal about it. Not in an accusing way, but in a "I want to make sure you're really okay with it, because there are dynamics here that might make it seem like you don't have a choice, but you should know that you really really do" way. Bonus for emphasizing their loyalty to Peter, but also letting Neal know that if Peter's abusing his authority in some way, they will stand up for Neal regardless of the consequences. I think this would be great either from Diana's POV or Jones' (especially Jones' because we haven't gotten to see quite so much of him.) Specifics of Neal's reaction are up to you, but I'd like him to be touched by the fact that they care about him enough to ask.

Neal travels alone to clear out his stash.

Elizabeth's in Seattle for work, but Neal and Peter had given her a present.

It's easy to assume. It's even easier to let them assume.

The reason Neal and Elizabeth look so much alike. ('tis the season to be trite...)

“You will never guess what I stole,” Neal’s singsong voice came over the earpiece.

Merlin has a magical mishap and Arthur rather enjoys it.

“I am so glad we’re friends, Toph,” Zuko said, his tone deadpan. “You’re just so encouraging and supportive. Especially when you physically tie me up and kidnap me.”

It was a well-known fact that Mr. Dashwood, of note for having come nearer the South Pole than any other man in Boston (and then for having come to write about it most thrillingly), had some queer ways about him.

Dick visits. Tim wigs. Kon stresses.

Kris isn’t taking his first summer without Adam well.

For [info]tigriswolf's [info]comment_fic prompt "Inception/Leverage, Eliot&Arthur, it's been awhile since Eliot saw his little brother" (theme was 'Prompt is the first line')

Neal needs a favor, and calls a friend of a friend.

A year after the events with the Narada, the Enterprise has left Kirk and Spock to complete a diplomatic mission. Things go wrong when Kirk loses consciousness and Spock realizes he's been given a powerful aphrodisiac. First time story.

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Artie thinks about college and discovers something someone should have told him about a long time ago.

Various characters have problems in or concerns about their relationships/sex lives, which they write to an advice columnist about.

Sequel to Heart of a Lion. What it says on the tin.

Story 3 in Bridges verse: 'One girl' in all the world became 'many girls' became 'one boy'.

Written for the Star Trek XI Kink Meme prompt found here: Kirk, wanting to right by Spock, and wanting to make their relationship meaningful, decides to take their relationship slowly, and, instead of having sex right away, decides to do (what he thinks are) harmless acts of affection, such as holding hands and brief touches. Only, for those of Vulcan descent, the fingers/hands are much more sensitive than for humans. Make this a fluff-filled relationship fic. I want it to make my teeth rot with sweetness by the end of it. :) I was distracted by approximately eighty bajillion things when I was trying to write this prompt and I feel like it's by far the weakest thing I've written for the kink meme. I considered scrapping it entirely, but after ages poring over it and trying to make it work, I'm releasing it to the internet anyway.

What it says on the box.

Fingers are erogenous zones for Vulcans, right? So I want to see Jim making Spock orgasm without being touched. Maybe it starts out as an accident, Spock gets a cut on his finger and Jim sticks in in his mouth without thinking because his mom always did that, or something like that, and then he notices that it makes Spock hot and sexytimes commence.

Does what it says on the tin. Five times in Spencer's life that he tells someone he likes guys.

Fifty one-sentence chunks of an Avatar/FMA crossover. Basic idea is that after some implied (non-canon) craziness in Amestris, Ed and restored!Al find themselves lost in a desert, under stars they don't recognize and with only the vaguest memories of how they got there.

Jeremy Clarkson MP, the enormously unpopular Member for Dunsfold North, is rather puzzled to find a male prostitute in his hotel room. He didn't care what his staff got up to in their private lives, but James could at least have given the poor bloke the right room number. Written for 'prostitutes' prompt on AU Bingo.

James stumbles into a situation he was really not expecting, and then gets offered something he never thought he’d have. Yeah, that’s not vague at all. LOL