"So," Ryland says, flopping down next to Pete. "I hear we're having a seed pod." "Patrick has a big mouth," Pete says sourly. "I should shut it for him."

Um, Daemons! at the Disco! Or something. In other words, an AU set within the general timeframe of Panic's Nothing Rhymes With Circus tour.

Project Brendon is all about figuring out what kind of guy he is, and so far he's a guy who is skeptical that anybody on the news tells the whole truth, and a guy who is never going to eat meat again no matter how much the smell of bacon is the most unholy temptation in all the world. He's a guy who never should have tried Red Bull because he likes it way too much not to drink it every day the rest of his life, and a guy who caught a ride with Brent after school to go talk about his favorite records and screw around with a borrowed guitar.

"You're really extraordinarily good at rationalization," his therapist says over the phone, sounding impressed. Pete decides to take it as a compliment, though he realizes he hasn't actually told his therapist about the fucking people who like his best friend. She probably wouldn't be complimenting him on anything if she knew about that.

Ryan plans weddings! Just not gay weddings. Ok, maybe just this once.

“What? Oh, geez, kid.” Gerard laughs, and it’s not mean, but the kid half-flinches back, a repressed sort of reaction, mostly suppressed but still visible. Gerard notices for the first time the way the line of his hips is sharp enough to cut paper. “Ryan,” he says, meeting Gerard’s eyes again. “My name is Ryan.”

Later, Spencer will be glad that it starts in the winter. Heavy jackets and sweaters, caps and scarves and gloves to keep out the cold air, and if nothing else, this keeps things hidden longer than maybe he’d have been able to otherwise. Later, he’s sure, he’ll be thankful for that.

Have you ever seen the movie 'Sliding Doors'? Yeah, this is that, only with boys in the Chicago emo/hardcore scene. Set in 2003; just tilt the scene a little one way or another, and you could very well have had this.

Ray is just a normal dude working a normal job and teaching guitar on the side, but the weird thing is he totally decorates like an old lady, and is a collector of elephants. But he's not embarrassed about this AT ALL, he's totally proud of it, and he likes to show people when they come visit and tell the stories of where he got them all. So naturally, when normal dude Bob falls in love with him, Bob totally brings him an elephant the day they get engaged. So Ray doesn't get an engagement RING, he gets a totally badass engagement elephant.

Bizarre zombie/vampire hybrids attack, Gerard is sad because no one will take it seriously, Pete hits on Jon, Brendon and Frank giggle at each other, and Joe and Ray have a hair-off. \o/

When Patrick was seventeen, he knocked on the door at Andy's mom's house and asked the question that would pretty much fuck Andy Hurley for the next four years.

"She's—like, on the one hand she's totally been shaped by the bullshit culture of celebrity out here, but she has this thing where she just—she fucking owns it, you know? She makes it part of her." He runs his finger around the rim of his coffee cup like he's trying to make it sing. "I'm glad you like her, though." Patrick shrugs. "I just hope she likes me, you know?" "Well," Pete says, "duh," like it's just that easy.

A story about the benefits of cultural exchange, contraception, the downsides to television stardom, and what counts as pre-watershed in the Pegasus galaxy.

“Rock Lee, the Splendid Blue Beast of Konoha! Reporting to Hidden Sand as Leaf’s official military liaison!”

Ryan has dissociative identity disorder.

from the very beginning, slowly at first but always steadily growing towards more, they touched. So much and eventually so without thought that they never had to wonder why it felt wrong when they didn’t, because that itself happened so infrequently.

Ryan Ross and Spencer Smith meet, grow up, and fall in love.

Sam goes looking for new friends and finds something he never would have expected.

Harlequin AU (no Stargate). Kaleb's long gone, Jeannie's got a career, Madison has problems, Rodney's got Inner Power!, and Sheppard. . . is pretty much the same. Warnings: reference to the verbal abuse of a child and physical violence; Ford and Jeannie misbehave

Harry is not what everyone else thinks he is, and nobody else knows.

There are a lot of things Ginny tries not to think about. If she told someone that, they'd probably think she meant the war, maybe especially sixth year. Or Fred's death. Or the whole thing with Tom Riddle's diary. Well, there are things she doesn't like to think about with the diary, but it's not what people expect.

When Teddy discovers a new way to be liquid, Victoire helps him to find stability.

gay chicken turns into group sex

Five minutes in a classroom with Uchiha Sasuke and Naruto knows he’s fucked for the rest of high school. And not because of the going-to-have-to-kill-him-behind-the-gym-later bastard who knocks him into a liplock with King Bastard and gets every girl in the class on his ass; it’s because of Haruno Sakura and her thin cotton dress with the painted-on jeans underneath. She has this sweet look to her with her cute clothes and long baby-pink hair and polished toes, but the one time he caught her eyes the soft spring-green of them went hard like jade and he could’ve come in his fucking jeans at just the sight. She is the most damn beautiful girl in the world and the moment she gets within ten feet of Uchiha Sasuke she turns into nothing but this simpering piece of bubblegum just begging to get chewed up and spat out.

He wasn't quite finished yet, but they were working on that. [NaruSasuSaku] [threesome] [oneshot]

[slash] Bobby's trying to figure out what's got him so upset, trying to figure out what he needs. Then he tries to figure out if he likes the answer. JohnBobby, hints of LoganScott

Touya sacrificed a part of himself to save Yukito, but he wasn't prepared for the consequences. WIP

Tragedy has befallen the great Shinigami, tragedy he chose, but caused through the hatred of another. Now he seeks shelter with the Rising Phoenix Clan of the Elves(Sidhe), his enemies. What shall become of him? 5x2x5 main. It's yaoi people Review Please!

Weiss has been turned into children by a Kritiker experament, Aya manages to escape and Schuldich find him. Esset decide to experament themselves and appiont Schwartz to raise Aya as a normal child. It becomes more of a problem then they think. Yaoi- SC,

Quatre's out shopping for Trowa's Christmas present when he's run over by a car. The only way for him to go back to Earth is to make the two most unlikely people fall in love. 34 and 1X2 lemon possibilities in later chapters! R&R COMPLETED! (finally)

Scott and Logan find some solace in each other after Jean's death. Slash.

Bobby doesn’t remember how the fight started.

Taito fic. Shounen-ai, light yaoi. Yamato's life, in all it's many-splendored glory. Please R&R. Need reviews to continue. Thanks!! ^_^

The mind is an amazing thing, for many reasons- not the least of which being its astounding defence mechanisms. Sometimes, one's mind can defend oneself from facing horrors you never knew existed. Harry experiences this first-hand.

The war has finally ended but the Magical World doesn't care as they have turned their backs upon their savior, Harry Potter... Feeling betrayed, Remus Lupin and Harry Potter have decided to prepare for a new life, departing from the only world they knew... But they didn't know what adventures were waiting for them upon the arrival in a new world where they would start a new life

Heero is going through his mundane life, taking life drawing classes as a supplement in the evening, when suddenly, out of the blue, the most stunning model walks in... future yaoi content warning.

AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.

Before the KOSMOS Archetype changes everything, Kevin and Allen discuss terms and come to an agreement about their favorite Jr. Chief Engineer. Slash: KevinAllen, implied KevinShion. Spoilers on backstory through Episode 3.

In the summer that follows the defeat of the Mayor, Xander is attacked by a demon and almost loses his life. The cure gifts him with interesting new powers and leads him down a path towards a rocky romance with someone he never expected: Spike. SLASH

YAOI AU RikuXSora, Riku is 27 and has dreamt of an imaginary friend named Sora since he was 5yrs old. What happens when Riku suddenly meets Sora outside of his dreams and discovers she is a he and very real? hiatus reworking 6.07

[SJ, YY] We all know Malik Ishtar is the poster boy for Doom and Destruction, and rightly so. Alas, sometimes nothing works better than the more 'subtle' methods, and Hey! What's he doing with a 'love potion! And over by Jou and... 'Yugi?

IcemanPyro slashfic. Two points of view. Thoughts on one another leading to actions long awaited.

She was a teacher, not a mother. But in the aftermath of a Death Eater attack, Minerva McGonagall found herself rearing two orphaned werewolf boys as her own, one of whom the darkness would do anything to destroy...Harry Potter. AU.