Alec Hardison has ten days to seduce Eliot Spencer. Parker helps.

Iroh stares at her with disdain and pity: at her bitten-down fingernails that were once claws; at her matted, uneven hair; at her pale, blemished skin. But mostly he stares at the shallow defeat in her eyes, hollow behind the gold. "So, my niece," he says, with regret and just as much disappointment, "you have chosen destruction." "No," she says, and even her voice carries the stale echo of imprisonment. "You have destroyed me," and Iroh is very glad that she is a caged beast now.

Neal knows a very sad story about a thief and a sailor. Peter's still stuck on pirates.

They haven't exactly met in linear order, Neal and the Doctor, but sometimes that makes for the best kind of friendship.

A profile is one of the harder likenesses to get right. On a boring stakeout, Peter and Neal test some handcuffs and discuss alleged art heists and portraiture. Set after “Copycat Caffrey.”

Neal is so very tired of saying no.

The younger Petrelli has a secret and Nathan's the first to know.

Five small slices of Vaan's life pre-game.

White Collar, ftm!Neal (slash with Peter welcome). Peter knows all the intimate details of Neal's life, and he's used each of them against him, except for this.

Jeff can overthink anything, given a chance, and his firstborn's childhood give him lots of chances.

A series of vignettes, post-HSM2. Sharpay wants everything to go back to normal; Ryan never wants to see normal again.

Buttercup adapts to a life of adventure and makes a decision.

Mr. Green - the man behind the mystery.

FBI tradition holds that matters of life and death urgency constitute a no-boundaries rule. (And other excuses Peter has made.) AKA "Five Times Peter Insists He Didn't Actually Dress Neal".

Neal Caffrey is falling in love with his handler, Special Agent Patricia Burke. Her husband Eliot is probably going to kill him.

Serving a minor search warrant, Peter comes across a stash of very illegal pornography, and Neal has to face something he thought he laid to rest years ago.

"All right," Nate says, and smacks his hands together. "Let's go steal a con artist."

Parker and Sophie need to get out of a tricky situation.

Back when all he had was their names and a list of suspected crimes a mile long, Nate had played a guessing game with himself. Knowing those forms would tell him a lot. For a comment_fic prompt for a Dark Materials AU - they all have daemons.

"This is how you talk to women?" says Hardison from the peanut gallery. "Really?"

Parker doesn't understand why it has to be more complicated than: "I want to be with you, I just don't want to sleep with you." It's everyone else who has the problem. (Parker as a biromantic asexual)

When they're not off on a job, Eliot and Parker drop by a lot, and by some secret code or psychic connection or the alignment of the stars, usually at about the same time.

Hardison drops by--not for coffee, not for food, not for conversation--maybe for some quality time with the television?

Anyway, [info]vickita said something a couple of weeks back that made me think, "Ah yes, Eliot, the little black dress of Leverage fandom." and sure enough, there's fic out there pairing Eliot with pretty much everyone. So, in a way, this is her fault...

"When he rolled out of bed that afternoon, heated up some Philly Steak & Cheese Hot Pockets for breakfast, and then went to the office, Alec Hardison was not expecting to experience a paradigm shift."

Alec gets to wear ... something different.

Eliot hasn't seen his parents since he was four.

So Alec had randomly mentioned that he was actually just gonna stay home on Thanksgiving and yes, as Eliot so awesomely put it, "play stupid video games."

Parker takes the Second Act Rehabilitation Center therapist's advice seriously.

Eliot Spencer walks into a bar and meets...Teyla Emmagan

In which Dean breaks into the Leverage headquarters, Hardison is concerned, and Eliot doesn't want to talk about it. Supernatural/Leverage crossover.

Alec Hardison, if pressed, would probably suggest that he subscribes to a post-modern definition of identity.

"If you three don't stop bickering," Sophie continued, just barely loud enough for the mic to pick up, "no one will ever find the bodies."

Later, Hardison tried to blame it on the gorilla.

Parker accidentally turns everyone into children except Eliot.

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.

"You remember when you told me you really like Beckham? Turns out I fancy Posh." Despite Jess's reservations, her friendship with Jules grows into something more.

It's just another day in the secret base, and PrincessForce are dealing with internal conflicts, an intruder, a prince in need of rescue and a misplaced rabbit.

The real story behind all the hoyay and boytouching on Heroes and Supernatural.

Matt likes breasts. Mohinder doesn't have breasts. There's porn anyway. Written for geeklovepoetry during the 2007 m3secretsanta exchange. The prompt was "Something where Matt has a little bit of trouble with being attracted to a man."

Molly's first day of school...

The subject doesn't even come up when Molly goes to college

An alliance of necessity becomes something more.

The plan goes skewed halfway, though, because a girl a little smaller and a little younger than Jo herself shows up at the door of the cabin and starts going at the Rawheads with a bowie knife and a handheld taser. It's like watching the Terminator or something; this girl doesn't even hesitate.

On the road to New York, Hiro practices.

Wherein unrequited love is a drag, Hiro has exactly a month to panic, and history holds some helpful answers.

"Let me guess," House said, slamming the door shut behind him. "It hurts really really bad, do I have something for that in my magic doctor bag?"

Elizabeth’s reality is far different from her sisters’.

Lizzie Bennet -- handsome, clever, and rich -- seemed to unite some of the best blessings of existence, yet she had lived twenty-one years in the world feeling a near-constant sensation of distress and vexation.

Bradley was reasonably certain that Colin didn’t know about any of these things Bradley thought about sometimes (or all the time). His secrets were safe. Yet, in that case, why in the world had he shared his cake with Bradley? Bradley really needed to find a way to get his revenge on Katie for giving Bradley more opportunities to question his relationship with Colin and a harder time to get through his days without constantly seeking Colin’s brilliance.