House's latest patient has some interesting symptoms – one being that he thinks he's a wizard.

It's Christmas and Brian's at university.

"You want to take me on a joyride in your wooden spaceship?" The third season of New Who, retold with Spencer Smith, companion.

"You want to take me on a joyride in your wooden spaceship?" The third season of New Who, retold with Spencer Smith, companion.

Various bandom men in slash parings at lamaze classes.

The author of the "Five Reasons Xander Harris Hates Pete Wentz" series.

When living with 15 teenage girls Pete Wentz being a whiny emo is not helpful.

I've always wondered why, when Gerard decided he wanted to save lives, he turned away from visual arts and started a band. This is an AU version of one answer. Gerard is still at SVA, having taken a while away to enter AA and get sober; Frank is a nude model and punk rocker who's moved to New York City. Romance (and sneezing!) ensues.

"You're not ashamed of who you are," Ryan said forcibly. "If he can't handle the change you're going through or the fact that your physical body doesn't quite meet up with who you are on the inside then I'm not so sure I want him in this band."

Author of "Putting the B back in Subtle"

Dance, Dance video AU. Because yes. ;-) (Pete/Patrick/AU!Patrick)

If he'd thought about it much, Patrick would have envisioned a pretty boy with a lot of attitude and a backing tape, not a pretty boy with a guitar who wanted to soundcheck.

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Mafia AU where Frank is the muscle, Mikey is next in line and Bob's the police officer investigating them.

Jon is the fourth wheel.

Harry/Draco slash - This is the remix of Beren's "Corruption" series. The story is revealed through Draco's point of view.

“I realise this may come as a shock to you, but our investigations have been going on for some time, and we’re quite sure. Your mother Lily Evans was not, as we had all previously believed, of pure Muggle stock. One of her ancestors was a Veela.”

Many Recs

Ron leaves.

“This is political,” Gerard announces, and kisses him.

Author of "Life on the Rumour Scene"

‘The Way Brothers have all my favorite things--incest, prettiness, violence, wild habits, religious overtones, and unconventional family dynamics cemented by emotional bonds. All they need is guns.’

Teacher!fic

Gerard moves to Portland.

In which Gerard Way safeguards the very fabric of space and time.

recs

She's actually looking for Pirates of the Caribbean when she finds the other DVD.

"We all have to take jobs we don't like sometimes, you know?"

Superpowers AU, in which Ryan Ross can't help reading people's minds, Jon Walker absorbs energy (and usually controls it perfectly), Spencer Smith shoots ice from his hands and saves melting refreshments, and Brendon Urie sometimes bursts into flames.

The one where Jon Walker is really a unicorn *hands*

God, Jamia loves Frank.

For the first week after Mikey leaves the Paramour, he doesn't answer his phone.

Art majors AU

Author of the - Mickey/Gee "Mists of Avalon" - fic.

Fucking Marion Zimmer Bradley should come with a warning label.

Too much of the weight of writing a new album falls on Toro, and they all know it; they all worry, but it’s easy to forget, when Ray shoulders the burden and loses himself in the music and never asks anyone for help. “I’ll go talk to him,” Bob says quietly.

It's Jon's birthday and he gets the best present of all: Spencer. Unbeknownst to him Spencer also comes with two husbands and three kids.

Author of "The Third Wheel"

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Patrick reached his sexual peak on a Tuesday afternoon.

Technically Ryan!solo!sex, imagined Panic!GSF

Spencer really wishes that "sorry, I had to slay this vampire" was an excuse he could actually use for not having finished his homework. It's not like it's not true. (AU in which the Panic boys are still in high school, and Spencer finds out he's destined to be a Slayer, a la the Buffyverse.)

The real problem is that, eventually, Pete and Andy start to notice the bruises.