"You want to take me on a joyride in your wooden spaceship?" The third season of New Who, retold with Spencer Smith, companion.

House's latest patient has some interesting symptoms – one being that he thinks he's a wizard.

MCR as fashion designers.

Don, Everything's fine. Don't worry about me. I'm having a great time. Charlie

As Told To Miss Jenny Moore By Rose Schechter-Bryar, Age 6 1/2 (Or: What I Did on My Summer Vacation)

Draco Malfoy has run out of options, and he's run out of time. The only way out is to go back to the beginning. Eventual HPDM slash. Canon compliant for all seven books but will be AU as of the time travel. Pretravel is just after HBP

Dragon adopts Mikey/Charlie has to take him back - Bonus for "Bus rules state all pets must be able to fit on the bunk with you in it. That won't fit in the bus!"

What if the Durlseys got rid of Harry the day they got him and what if he were found by someone else who knew how to work magic.

Sixth year AU fic. Harry Potter decides to even some old scores, and along the way, deal with that idiot Fudge. In doing so, he discovers how to be a politician and a warrior.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

ABANDONED. When Harry comes to Hogwarts shortly after his eleventh birthday, he finds that money is not all that his parents left him. They also left him a slave, Severus Snape.

When James Potter rescues his rival from a slavery, he doesn't understand the responsibility he is taking on. Can a confused and resentful fifth year overcome his old animosity to help his former rival? Can an abused Snape accept his new role?

There comes a point where one's own weakness is sickening, and having to be rescued is no longer acceptable. Sakura has reached that point, and she wants to be strong enough for everyone to know it. Complete.

She was a teacher, not a mother. But in the aftermath of a Death Eater attack, Minerva McGonagall found herself rearing two orphaned werewolf boys as her own, one of whom the darkness would do anything to destroy...Harry Potter. AU.

AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.

After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2.

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand....That had been a surprise. Currently in 3rd year.

Scott and Logan argue an ageold question

After the disastrous end to fifth year, Harry is alone at Privet Drive contemplating the losses in his life. When he discovers a timeturner he decides to go back to the beginning of it all to set things right. Naturally, things don’t go according to plan.

My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.

Harry is not what everyone else thinks he is, and nobody else knows.

Later, Spencer will be glad that it starts in the winter. Heavy jackets and sweaters, caps and scarves and gloves to keep out the cold air, and if nothing else, this keeps things hidden longer than maybe he’d have been able to otherwise. Later, he’s sure, he’ll be thankful for that.

Characters from Buffy and Angel are cast as characters from the children's books. Little Miss Helpful, Mr. Fussy, Little Miss Trouble, Mr. Quiet.

Naruto Crossover Summary: Willow has frog fear - that extends to toads, unfortunately.

Early Edition/Stargate/Highlander/Etc. Crossover Summary: Giles’ day started with a distinct lack of pants. It only got worse from there.

Xander and Andrew introduce Neo to the wonders of The Tick.

What, exactly, is Xander cleaning the guns with? And why?

BTVS/DCAU Crossover Summary: Post S7. Buffy and Xander head to Gotham to help out AI with some of the evil lawyers – oh, and do some shopping. They run into Batman and his crew. Wackiness, of course, ensues.

Jack O’Neill’s clone, despite almost fifty years of life experience, still manages to get sent to the principal's office on his first week at Sunnydale High. And no, he doesn't believe there are vampires there.

What if Tara really was part demon? Or something else that's equally weird?

What happens after the world ends? It begins again.

Her crew doesn't know that Serenity's new passenger, a carpenter with an 'unusual upbringing', is a relic from the past. And Xander's not looking for trouble. Then again, neither are they. Not usually, leastwise. It just tends to come calling anyway. Gen.

Xander gets pointers on how to do it standing up… comedy, stand-up comedy, geesh people, get your minds out of the gutter ;). Fic-a-thon entry for Pixiestyxs.

PostSecret Fanart challenge!

An unexpectedly troublesome vampire banishes Buffy, Willow, Xander, and Spike away from Sunnydale and into new lives. Will Willow be able to convince them that they aren't the five-year-old siblings of various Hogwarts students before it's too late?

House ends up with a very interesting patient, much to his amusement and his staff's lament. But honestly, how does one diagnose a vampire?

A series of ficlets dealing with various people(and things(allthough the things are allso people)) when they were under twelve. Multiple crossovers, no pairings except in the purely platonic/awwww arn't they cute together sense

Response to the Mini Scoobs in Space Challenge by littleoldme. Some yuckiness in the beginning.

A place where damaged toys can relax and recuperate, and their owners can get acquainted. Threats of violence.

HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...

What do you do when the world is being consumed by a mutated killer virus. What happens when your relatives, in one last reluctant act take you with them to another country, and what happens when they leave you for dead against the Undead hordes?

The 3rd story in the series about the Slayers' band, here with their rise to stardom and the big Musical - Syndicate showdown. See author profile for website! View our Pictures of the Slayers! (Completed)

Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!

Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE

The Slayers characters experience the highs & lows of a high school year and band formation. This is the first ina series of four stories. The next series tells of their summer adventures.

199 words: Anita and Edward find out who's better.

After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.

This is the second story in the four-part High Jinx series. (Completed)

Lately I've noticed a couple of Harry in Africa stories, were he does really well with the animals. Well, what if that started in a sense before Hogwarts...

Frank is too short to be an elf. Sequel to Realms