“Oh, not this Smallville BS again, Dean. That’s a myth.” Sam looks up from his manly breakfast of Corn Nuts and Coke to roll his eyes at Dean.

CROSSOVER! Our two favorite pairs of vigilante brothers meet by chance, when rumors of a violent demon bring Sam and Dean to South Boston.

The first time Dean volunteered to do the sex ritual, John had raised his eyebrows and said, "Have fun." He probably should have felt a little guilty, foisting off the deed, but Dean was just asking for it.

Dumbledore hires three new DADA professors and boy will they cause a stir.

It’s just a daddy thing. If your “daddies” are a vampire and two demon hunters.

The group heads to South Dakota to recover. But recovery isn't as relaxing as it should be with Evil Scientists, ghostly Native Americans, and Chloe and Dean fighting the whole way.

"I've never seen it plant on a person before."

Peter learns a lot from Professor McCoy.

When Chloe goes to New York for the summer, her life takes a surprising turn in a movie theater. Smallville crossover.

26 letters of the alphabet, 26 different kinks, 26 different pairings. 1 Voyeuristic Game Master and his pet.

Stepping off the bus is like landing in a different world.

Bob meets Ronon in an emergency room in Colorado. That fact...yeah, says something about the both of them when you consider that it was a tragic accident involving a sander, some duct tape, and one of Gerard's shoes that landed Bob there, while Ronon was hit by a fucking bus and is still conscious.

Bob might not remember why he decided to try to out-hardcore someone who was hit by a bus and remained conscious, but he's totally invested in it now. And if Ronon just thought about it, he'd see just how badass Bob totally is.

General crack inspired by a comment beteween [info]apetslife and [info]wax_jism in a Mikey Way birthday picspam, once again teaching that inspiration can be found pretty much anywhere. I went off Addams Family Values and tried for the best grown-up Wednesday I could [see previous entry for more]. Writing the boys is still a work in progress, as always.

Two men. Two worlds. One city.

A hook-up.

Spencer really wishes that "sorry, I had to slay this vampire" was an excuse he could actually use for not having finished his homework. It's not like it's not true. (AU in which the Panic boys are still in high school, and Spencer finds out he's destined to be a Slayer, a la the Buffyverse.)

Gerard recognizes him, and that's not weird, but a little bit, because he was pretty sure the only boyband member he would recognize on sight was Timberlake and only then because of the whole "wardrobe malfunction" thing and whoa did that kid ever not pay his publicist enough. But Gerard does, the letters of his name sliding into place as he watches JC's eyes crinkle in laughter, watches him fold over with it—a surprising lack of grace in a man who made a good chunk of his career out of dancing. Still, Gerard thinks he can see where it might come from. Gerard knows he's nowhere near as enthralling when he doesn't have a microphone in his hands.

‘The Way Brothers have all my favorite things--incest, prettiness, violence, wild habits, religious overtones, and unconventional family dynamics cemented by emotional bonds. All they need is guns.’

Ron leaves.

Fics of the Week

When living with 15 teenage girls Pete Wentz being a whiny emo is not helpful.

The author of the "Five Reasons Xander Harris Hates Pete Wentz" series.

"You want to take me on a joyride in your wooden spaceship?" The third season of New Who, retold with Spencer Smith, companion.

"You want to take me on a joyride in your wooden spaceship?" The third season of New Who, retold with Spencer Smith, companion.

House's latest patient has some interesting symptoms – one being that he thinks he's a wizard.

MCR as fashion designers.

Gerard can deal with having a werewolf for a boyfriend. Really. It's the apparent lack of a libido that's getting to him... Sequel to My Velouria

Mikey's allergic to Wolfsbane.

Sometimes broken edges can almost fit together. Lex meets a boy one semester at Excelsior.

Clark is sick, Lex is worried. He does some research and decides House is the best. He then flies his boyfriend out, offers the hospital ten million on House's acceptance, another twenty mil on Diagnosis, and a further 40 mil on a cure.

Patrick gets kidnapped, and Pete stumbles on just the person to help get him back. Michael isn't sure how he got so lucky.

Dragon adopts Mikey/Charlie has to take him back - Bonus for "Bus rules state all pets must be able to fit on the bunk with you in it. That won't fit in the bus!"

Bren really can't be gay. She's a cheerleader! So she doesn't know what she's doing at this silly camp for homosexuals.

A carpenter and a wizard walk into a bar. Two men bond over past relationships and start a new one.

"Can you handle a bow?" Roy asked.

Don, Everything's fine. Don't worry about me. I'm having a great time. Charlie

What the hell. Starting up a conversation with a drag queen’s about the most normal thing to happen to him today. He could use the distraction. “No answers needed. I’m wallowing. I’m from Sunnydale.”

Jim and Blair are forced to endure a weekend-long government team-building workshop. A crossover with The Invisible Man and Stargate SG-1.

Despite being accompanied to the Pegasus Galaxy by a ridiculously hot one-eyed man, Rodney had been home for nearly two weeks without getting laid.

In order to end the Necromonger threat Riddick must journey to the past where it all began. And gets some help along the way.

The Watcher's Council and the X-Men are holding a conference while considering an alliance. Xander and Bobby hit it off.

A series of linguistically themed ficlets about Xander and SG-1. slash Xander/Jack.

Rodney wakes up to an unexpected morning after. Rodney/Xander SLASH