Search
Results
Christmas Morning
[https://archiveofourown.org/works/8910406] - - public:opalsong
"You know." Dick says, when he opens his eyes, "Santa normally eats the cookies."
You and Your Stupid Face
[https://archiveofourown.org/works/8910970] - - public:opalsong
"Well, it's not exactly polite to tell one's parental figure to go die in a grease fire, is it?"